nameraka Posted March 20, 2018 Posted March 20, 2018 she says that pop tarts are only for breakfast i say she's an awful bitch and has ruined my life with her arbitrary, soul-crushing rules. am i missing something here?
nameraka Posted March 20, 2018 Author Posted March 20, 2018 1 minute ago, stilgar said: Pop tarts only belong in the garbage. i feel triggered by this statement.
Misaka Posted March 20, 2018 Posted March 20, 2018 You got married so everything she says you listen and stay quite
PenguinBoss Posted March 20, 2018 Posted March 20, 2018 I don't know why you married such a harpy in the first place.
Chapinator_X Posted March 20, 2018 Posted March 20, 2018 Hide them in secret compartments around the house so you can eat them throughout the day. If you’re not hungry by dinner, just say you had a filling luncheon at work. Cultivate a web of lies 1 1
Codename: Jackass Posted March 20, 2018 Posted March 20, 2018 I say she's an awful bitch and has ruined your life with her arbitrary, soul-crushing rules. 1
TrigunBebop Posted March 20, 2018 Posted March 20, 2018 Before I can definitively settle this, I need to know one extremely important detail. Toasted or untoasted? 1
Hornshire Posted March 20, 2018 Posted March 20, 2018 Poptarts only for breakfast is valid, so long as breakfast is not restricted to AM hours. 1
DragonSinger Posted March 20, 2018 Posted March 20, 2018 16 minutes ago, TrigunBebop said: Before I can definitively settle this, I need to know one extremely important detail. Toasted or untoasted? THIS.
jackiemarie90 Posted March 20, 2018 Posted March 20, 2018 4 hours ago, nameraka said: she says that pop tarts are only for breakfast i say she's an awful bitch and has ruined my life with her arbitrary, soul-crushing rules. am i missing something here? As your wife, I feel attac
scoobdog Posted March 20, 2018 Posted March 20, 2018 2 hours ago, bnmjy said: Two in the pink, one in the stink. Voila. Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
MEXobiologist Posted March 20, 2018 Posted March 20, 2018 4 hours ago, stilgar said: Pop tarts only belong in the garbage.
tsar4 Posted March 20, 2018 Posted March 20, 2018 6 hours ago, stilgar said: Pop tarts only belong in the garbage.
katt_goddess Posted March 20, 2018 Posted March 20, 2018 Considering that the Earth is constantly and steadily revolving and with said turning each area experiences in sequence all the hours of the day; and since breakfast hours can consist of the times of ~4a - 11a [according to people getting off late shifts / opting for breakfast as their evening meal and the cut-off time for breakfast items at most fast food places] , Poptarts for 'breakfast' is a possible food at all times of the day because it's an acceptable 'breakfast hour' somewhere on the planet at all times. SCIENCE! Also 1
PhilosipherStoned Posted March 21, 2018 Posted March 21, 2018 Poptarts are the most unhealthy thing I can imagine that was actually designed for human consumption..
Still Me Posted March 21, 2018 Posted March 21, 2018 7 hours ago, nameraka said: she says that pop tarts are only for breakfast i say she's an awful bitch and has ruined my life with her arbitrary, soul-crushing rules. am i missing something here? Ever made homemade poptarts? I’ll never go back to buying those assholes again.. and if poptarts were just for breakfast then why do they have flavors like “sundae” or “watermelon”.....that’s not fucking breakfast food
nameraka Posted March 21, 2018 Author Posted March 21, 2018 6 hours ago, imchapp.in said: Hide them in secret compartments around the house so you can eat them throughout the day. If you’re not hungry by dinner, just say you had a filling luncheon at work. Cultivate a web of lies another web of lies? this is getting fucking exhausting.
nameraka Posted March 21, 2018 Author Posted March 21, 2018 4 hours ago, TrigunBebop said: Before I can definitively settle this, I need to know one extremely important detail. Toasted or untoasted? i'm the only person on earth who actually doesn't care.
nameraka Posted March 21, 2018 Author Posted March 21, 2018 23 minutes ago, Still Me said: Ever made homemade poptarts? I’ll never go back to buying those assholes again.. and if poptarts were just for breakfast then why do they have flavors like “sundae” or “watermelon”.....that’s not fucking breakfast food wait... how?
nameraka Posted March 21, 2018 Author Posted March 21, 2018 7 hours ago, PenguinBoss said: I don't know why you married such a harpy in the first place. she has a huge rack. no really. huge...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted March 21, 2018 Posted March 21, 2018 Well pop tarts sure as fuck aren't for lunch or dinner.... however, they make for great snacks at whatever time of day or night.
Still Me Posted March 21, 2018 Posted March 21, 2018 1 hour ago, PhilosipherStoned said: Poptarts are the most unhealthy thing I can imagine that was actually designed for human consumption.. Are we forgetting about the pilsbury toaster strudel? That fucking thing....is nasty
DragonSinger Posted March 21, 2018 Posted March 21, 2018 33 minutes ago, Still Me said: Are we forgetting about the pilsbury toaster strudel? That fucking thing....is nasty They used to be good, but then they fucked up the recipe to save a few dollars.
PhilosipherStoned Posted March 21, 2018 Posted March 21, 2018 44 minutes ago, Still Me said: Are we forgetting about the pilsbury toaster strudel? That fucking thing....is nasty Toaster Strudel is a lot more healthy for average consumption I'd say. They stack up pretty simualr in terms of nutrition I guess but poptarts are a sugary death trap. https://www.diffen.com/difference/Pop_Tarts_vs_Toaster_Strudel
SlappyKincaid Posted March 21, 2018 Posted March 21, 2018 Even though pop tarts are just sugar and sawdust and vegetable shortening, I still like them from time to time. Fuck the haters, sometimes garbage is delicious 2
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