nameraka Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 she says that pop tarts are only for breakfast i say she's an awful bitch and has ruined my life with her arbitrary, soul-crushing rules. am i missing something here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 Pop tarts only belong in the garbage. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted March 20, 2018 Author Share Posted March 20, 2018 1 minute ago, stilgar said: Pop tarts only belong in the garbage. i feel triggered by this statement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misaka Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 You got married so everything she says you listen and stay quite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clu Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 Burn the house down. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PenguinBoss Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 I don't know why you married such a harpy in the first place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 Two in the pink, one in the stink. Voila. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chapinator_X Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 Hide them in secret compartments around the house so you can eat them throughout the day. If you’re not hungry by dinner, just say you had a filling luncheon at work. Cultivate a web of lies 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 I say she's an awful bitch and has ruined your life with her arbitrary, soul-crushing rules. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 Before I can definitively settle this, I need to know one extremely important detail. Toasted or untoasted? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hornshire Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 Poptarts only for breakfast is valid, so long as breakfast is not restricted to AM hours. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satou Kazuma Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 16 minutes ago, TrigunBebop said: Before I can definitively settle this, I need to know one extremely important detail. Toasted or untoasted? THIS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackiemarie90 Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 4 hours ago, nameraka said: she says that pop tarts are only for breakfast i say she's an awful bitch and has ruined my life with her arbitrary, soul-crushing rules. am i missing something here? As your wife, I feel attac Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 2 hours ago, bnmjy said: Two in the pink, one in the stink. Voila. Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEXobiologist Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 4 hours ago, stilgar said: Pop tarts only belong in the garbage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 6 hours ago, stilgar said: Pop tarts only belong in the garbage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 Considering that the Earth is constantly and steadily revolving and with said turning each area experiences in sequence all the hours of the day; and since breakfast hours can consist of the times of ~4a - 11a [according to people getting off late shifts / opting for breakfast as their evening meal and the cut-off time for breakfast items at most fast food places] , Poptarts for 'breakfast' is a possible food at all times of the day because it's an acceptable 'breakfast hour' somewhere on the planet at all times. SCIENCE! Also 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted March 21, 2018 Share Posted March 21, 2018 Poptarts are the most unhealthy thing I can imagine that was actually designed for human consumption.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted March 21, 2018 Share Posted March 21, 2018 7 hours ago, nameraka said: she says that pop tarts are only for breakfast i say she's an awful bitch and has ruined my life with her arbitrary, soul-crushing rules. am i missing something here? Ever made homemade poptarts? I’ll never go back to buying those assholes again.. and if poptarts were just for breakfast then why do they have flavors like “sundae” or “watermelon”.....that’s not fucking breakfast food Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted March 21, 2018 Author Share Posted March 21, 2018 6 hours ago, imchapp.in said: Hide them in secret compartments around the house so you can eat them throughout the day. If you’re not hungry by dinner, just say you had a filling luncheon at work. Cultivate a web of lies another web of lies? this is getting fucking exhausting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted March 21, 2018 Author Share Posted March 21, 2018 4 hours ago, TrigunBebop said: Before I can definitively settle this, I need to know one extremely important detail. Toasted or untoasted? i'm the only person on earth who actually doesn't care. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted March 21, 2018 Author Share Posted March 21, 2018 23 minutes ago, Still Me said: Ever made homemade poptarts? I’ll never go back to buying those assholes again.. and if poptarts were just for breakfast then why do they have flavors like “sundae” or “watermelon”.....that’s not fucking breakfast food wait... how? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted March 21, 2018 Author Share Posted March 21, 2018 7 hours ago, PenguinBoss said: I don't know why you married such a harpy in the first place. she has a huge rack. no really. huge... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted March 21, 2018 Share Posted March 21, 2018 Well pop tarts sure as fuck aren't for lunch or dinner.... however, they make for great snacks at whatever time of day or night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted March 21, 2018 Share Posted March 21, 2018 1 hour ago, PhilosipherStoned said: Poptarts are the most unhealthy thing I can imagine that was actually designed for human consumption.. Are we forgetting about the pilsbury toaster strudel? That fucking thing....is nasty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted March 21, 2018 Share Posted March 21, 2018 33 minutes ago, Still Me said: Are we forgetting about the pilsbury toaster strudel? That fucking thing....is nasty They used to be good, but then they fucked up the recipe to save a few dollars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted March 21, 2018 Share Posted March 21, 2018 44 minutes ago, Still Me said: Are we forgetting about the pilsbury toaster strudel? That fucking thing....is nasty Toaster Strudel is a lot more healthy for average consumption I'd say. They stack up pretty simualr in terms of nutrition I guess but poptarts are a sugary death trap. https://www.diffen.com/difference/Pop_Tarts_vs_Toaster_Strudel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlappyKincaid Posted March 21, 2018 Share Posted March 21, 2018 Even though pop tarts are just sugar and sawdust and vegetable shortening, I still like them from time to time. Fuck the haters, sometimes garbage is delicious 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAC Posted March 21, 2018 Share Posted March 21, 2018 I could use one right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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