fuggnificent Posted March 4, 2018 Share Posted March 4, 2018 😂 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swimmod_Luna Posted March 4, 2018 Share Posted March 4, 2018 Nope I'm a virgin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted March 4, 2018 Share Posted March 4, 2018 I give good blowjobs. 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted March 4, 2018 Share Posted March 4, 2018 Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like? You've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? 3 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crackymckrackin Posted March 4, 2018 Share Posted March 4, 2018 Just now, SwimModSponges said: Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like? You've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? I can hear that he died in my lap today and tomorrow free to run to the office window and look up at the dollar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted March 4, 2018 Share Posted March 4, 2018 i've gotten decent blowjobs, otherwise nah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted March 4, 2018 Author Share Posted March 4, 2018 1 minute ago, SwimModSponges said: Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like? You've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? Predictive text is gonna go to bed now and i dont have a place in my car is the real thing and gather the strength to get outta my way to put it is this news. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted March 4, 2018 Share Posted March 4, 2018 It's not predictive text, it's been on the internets for years. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted March 4, 2018 Author Share Posted March 4, 2018 1 minute ago, Naraku4656 said: i've gotten decent blowjobs, otherwise nah Im driving thru nc with mah girls right now. I can take yer virginity real quick while im in a good mood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted March 4, 2018 Author Share Posted March 4, 2018 Just now, SwimModSponges said: It's not predictive text, it's been on the internets for years. Oh 😒 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted March 4, 2018 Share Posted March 4, 2018 sometimes I wonder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted March 4, 2018 Share Posted March 4, 2018 Who would even want to? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted March 4, 2018 Share Posted March 4, 2018 15 minutes ago, fuggnificent said: Im driving thru nc with mah girls right now. I can take yer virginity real quick while im in a good mood. at this point, i'd rather keep it out of spite 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted March 4, 2018 Author Share Posted March 4, 2018 2 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said: at this point, i'd rather keep it out of spite Youre only hurting yaself cuz either way im still getting fucked regardless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted March 4, 2018 Share Posted March 4, 2018 5 minutes ago, fuggnificent said: Youre only hurting yaself cuz either way im still getting fucked regardless. and so am i 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted March 4, 2018 Share Posted March 4, 2018 (edited)  no Edited March 4, 2018 by ghostrek Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted March 4, 2018 Share Posted March 4, 2018 1 minute ago, ghostrek said: yes ... You took my advice and hung out with your old boss last night, didn't you? I'm telling you man, all you needed the whole time was a wingman to help build your confidence up. Good on you bro. Good on you. Now read my fanfictions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted March 4, 2018 Share Posted March 4, 2018 Just now, SwimModSponges said: ... You took my advice and hung out with your old boss last night, didn't you? I'm telling you man, all you needed the whole time was a wingman to help build your confidence up. Good on you bro. Good on you. Now read my fanfictions. no i miss read the thread i muilttasking here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted March 4, 2018 Share Posted March 4, 2018 What, was one of your tasks breaking my heart? Because you broke my heart, ghostrek. You broke my heart again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted March 4, 2018 Share Posted March 4, 2018 1 minute ago, SwimModSponges said: What, was one of your tasks breaking my heart? Because you broke my heart, ghostrek. You broke my heart again. why it's my sex life plaese explain 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted March 4, 2018 Share Posted March 4, 2018 I see myself in you. Not physically of course, but sexually. God damn it, that still sounds wrong. You are an unhappy and socially awkward man without romantic and physical love in your life. I too was once in your shoes. I want to help you because I was you, and I needed help. And now I'm here to help you. And I'm trying to help you, but it can't just be me in this. You have to actually do these things; you have to follow my advice. Now read my goddamn fanfictions. 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted March 4, 2018 Share Posted March 4, 2018 1 hour ago, TrigunBebop said: I give good blowjobs. Go on... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnimationFan14 Posted March 4, 2018 Share Posted March 4, 2018 1 hour ago, TrigunBebop said: I give good brojobs. Now we’re talkin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted March 4, 2018 Share Posted March 4, 2018 (edited) 8 minutes ago, SwimModSponges said: I see myself in you. Not physically of course, but sexually. God damn it, that still sounds wrong. You are an unhappy and socially awkward man without romantic and physical love in your life. I too was once in your shoes. I want to help you because I was you, and I needed help. And now I'm here to help you. And I'm trying to help you, but it can't just be me in this. You have to actually do these things; you have to follow my advice. you truthNow read my goddamn fanfictions. ok that explains alot it hard for me to find a girl that attracted to me   Edited March 4, 2018 by ghostrek Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted March 4, 2018 Share Posted March 4, 2018 With a human? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted March 4, 2018 Share Posted March 4, 2018 Are you trolling the pre-freshmen on college campuses again? Don't do that. They have enough issues being pre-frosh. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted March 4, 2018 Share Posted March 4, 2018 5 minutes ago, ghostrek said: ok that explains alot it hard for me to find a girl that attracted to me   I won't lie, you do need to work on your appearance slightly. Nothing a comb and different clothes couldn't fix. But appearance isn't really what females are attracted to. You have to be confident, man. This is where a wingman would help you out; he'd probably take you to a bar in town and walk you through the whole process of picking up a lady. If you don't feel comfortable contacting your boss, just read my goddamn fanfiction, and pay attention to the manner in which I conduct myself. Act like that.  2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 27 minutes ago, ghostrek said: ok that explains alot it hard for me to find a girl that attracted to me   don't fall for the trap ghostie. you can make all the money in the world if work like a racehorse until you die and ignore everything else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death_by_motorboat Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 one time a girl touched my weewee but i reported her to the cops 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 7 minutes ago, mumbojummie13 said: one time a girl touched my weewee but i reported her to the cops Why do you have to make our issues public? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 I’m unsure as to whom this thread is directed but....I’m sure the majority already knows if I’ve laid with a man or not Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 1 hour ago, ghostrek said: ok that explains alot it hard for me to find a girl that attracted to me   You aren't even trying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Hound Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 4 hours ago, fuggnificent said: 😂 naraku is the only virgin here aside from zeni Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 1 minute ago, The Hound said: naraku is the only virgin here aside from zeni excuse you, @katt_goddess and i only love two things. cats and  Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted March 5, 2018 Author Share Posted March 5, 2018 1 minute ago, The Hound said: naraku is the only virgin here aside from zeni No hes not actually. Theres many..i lost track but they collectively like when folks try to insult me and they show up crying in my sex threads every so often so i know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted March 5, 2018 Author Share Posted March 5, 2018 Just now, Naraku4656 said: excuse you, @katt_goddess and i only love two things. cats and  Theres more  Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 Just now, fuggnificent said: No hes not actually. Theres many..i lost track but they collectively like when folks try to insult me and they show up crying in my sex threads every so often so i know. it's funny because the only people that care about that aren't me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Hound Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 3 minutes ago, fuggnificent said: No hes not actually. Theres many..i lost track but they collectively like when folks try to insult me and they show up crying in my sex threads every so often so i know. zeni prob isn't a virgin but then again he's probably terrible at sex and has never made a woman cum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted March 5, 2018 Author Share Posted March 5, 2018 Just now, The Hound said: zeni prob isn't a virgin but then again he's probably terrible at sex and has never made a woman cum Lolol I love your zenihate posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Hound Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 10 minutes ago, fuggnificent said: Lolol I love your zenihate posts Tell me im wrong tho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted March 5, 2018 Author Share Posted March 5, 2018 4 minutes ago, The Hound said: Tell me im wrong tho Probably true which makes it awesome. I just know you fuck bitches until they cum and zeni still manages to piss you off. Its awesome! Dont mind me. Im weird. Strange things excite me. Lol! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Hound Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 New years. Girl that ive been exchanging flirty remarks with for 5 years had no plans and decided to party with me. I got shit face drunk and could barely get it up by the end of the night. Told her give me 10 minutes to sit in the shower in the fetal position and ill be good. Me and her are both arguably terrible people so mid fuck she said she cant belive shes about to cum 😂. next day in my friend circle i talked and was asked about how the night went with her and apparnelty we said the same shit about each other. "Id hit but its jeff/sam." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 but then you could blast  Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juice McKenzie Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 nein Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juice McKenzie Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 6 hours ago, TrigunBebop said: I give good blowjobs. stop making my dick hard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 Yes, clothed non penetrative sex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAC Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 Yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 20 hours ago, Naraku4656 said: it's funny because the only people that care about that aren't me. Only fuggs keeps track of this non-issue because she still thinks 'virgin' is a cuss word. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 nope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 On 3/4/2018 at 2:15 PM, fuggnificent said: Im driving thru nc with mah girls right now. I can take yer virginity real quick while im in a good mood.  23 hours ago, ghostrek said: ok that explains alot it hard for me to find a girl that attracted to me   North Carolina is next to Ohio, right? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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