SwimModSponges Posted March 4, 2018 Posted March 4, 2018 Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like? You've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? 3 1 1
crackymckrackin Posted March 4, 2018 Posted March 4, 2018 Just now, SwimModSponges said: Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like? You've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? I can hear that he died in my lap today and tomorrow free to run to the office window and look up at the dollar.Â
fuggnificent Posted March 4, 2018 Author Posted March 4, 2018 1 minute ago, SwimModSponges said: Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like? You've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? Predictive text is gonna go to bed now and i dont have a place in my car is the real thing and gather the strength to get outta my way to put it is this news.Â
SwimModSponges Posted March 4, 2018 Posted March 4, 2018 It's not predictive text, it's been on the internets for years. 1
fuggnificent Posted March 4, 2018 Author Posted March 4, 2018 1 minute ago, Naraku4656 said: i've gotten decent blowjobs, otherwise nah Im driving thru nc with mah girls right now. I can take yer virginity real quick while im in a good mood.
fuggnificent Posted March 4, 2018 Author Posted March 4, 2018 Just now, SwimModSponges said: It's not predictive text, it's been on the internets for years. Oh 😒
Naraku4656 Posted March 4, 2018 Posted March 4, 2018 15 minutes ago, fuggnificent said: Im driving thru nc with mah girls right now. I can take yer virginity real quick while im in a good mood. at this point, i'd rather keep it out of spite 2 2
fuggnificent Posted March 4, 2018 Author Posted March 4, 2018 2 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said: at this point, i'd rather keep it out of spite Youre only hurting yaself cuz either way im still getting fucked regardless.
Naraku4656 Posted March 4, 2018 Posted March 4, 2018 5 minutes ago, fuggnificent said: Youre only hurting yaself cuz either way im still getting fucked regardless. and so am i 1
SwimModSponges Posted March 4, 2018 Posted March 4, 2018 1 minute ago, ghostrek said: yes ... You took my advice and hung out with your old boss last night, didn't you? I'm telling you man, all you needed the whole time was a wingman to help build your confidence up. Good on you bro. Good on you. Now read my fanfictions.
ghostrek Posted March 4, 2018 Posted March 4, 2018 Just now, SwimModSponges said: ... You took my advice and hung out with your old boss last night, didn't you? I'm telling you man, all you needed the whole time was a wingman to help build your confidence up. Good on you bro. Good on you. Now read my fanfictions. no i miss read the thread i muilttasking here
SwimModSponges Posted March 4, 2018 Posted March 4, 2018 What, was one of your tasks breaking my heart? Because you broke my heart, ghostrek. You broke my heart again.
ghostrek Posted March 4, 2018 Posted March 4, 2018 1 minute ago, SwimModSponges said: What, was one of your tasks breaking my heart? Because you broke my heart, ghostrek. You broke my heart again. why it's my sex life plaese explain 1
SwimModSponges Posted March 4, 2018 Posted March 4, 2018 I see myself in you. Not physically of course, but sexually. God damn it, that still sounds wrong. You are an unhappy and socially awkward man without romantic and physical love in your life. I too was once in your shoes. I want to help you because I was you, and I needed help. And now I'm here to help you. And I'm trying to help you, but it can't just be me in this. You have to actually do these things; you have to follow my advice. Now read my goddamn fanfictions. 4 1
stilgar Posted March 4, 2018 Posted March 4, 2018 1 hour ago, TrigunBebop said: I give good blowjobs. Go on... 1
AnimationFan14 Posted March 4, 2018 Posted March 4, 2018 1 hour ago, TrigunBebop said: I give good brojobs. Now we’re talkin
ghostrek Posted March 4, 2018 Posted March 4, 2018 (edited) 8 minutes ago, SwimModSponges said: I see myself in you. Not physically of course, but sexually. God damn it, that still sounds wrong. You are an unhappy and socially awkward man without romantic and physical love in your life. I too was once in your shoes. I want to help you because I was you, and I needed help. And now I'm here to help you. And I'm trying to help you, but it can't just be me in this. You have to actually do these things; you have to follow my advice. you truthNow read my goddamn fanfictions. ok that explains alot it hard for me to find a girl that attracted to me   Edited March 4, 2018 by ghostrek
katt_goddess Posted March 4, 2018 Posted March 4, 2018 Are you trolling the pre-freshmen on college campuses again? Don't do that. They have enough issues being pre-frosh. 1
SwimModSponges Posted March 4, 2018 Posted March 4, 2018 5 minutes ago, ghostrek said: ok that explains alot it hard for me to find a girl that attracted to me   I won't lie, you do need to work on your appearance slightly. Nothing a comb and different clothes couldn't fix. But appearance isn't really what females are attracted to. You have to be confident, man. This is where a wingman would help you out; he'd probably take you to a bar in town and walk you through the whole process of picking up a lady. If you don't feel comfortable contacting your boss, just read my goddamn fanfiction, and pay attention to the manner in which I conduct myself. Act like that.  2
Naraku4656 Posted March 5, 2018 Posted March 5, 2018 27 minutes ago, ghostrek said: ok that explains alot it hard for me to find a girl that attracted to me   don't fall for the trap ghostie. you can make all the money in the world if work like a racehorse until you die and ignore everything else.
death_by_motorboat Posted March 5, 2018 Posted March 5, 2018 one time a girl touched my weewee but i reported her to the cops 1
bnmjy Posted March 5, 2018 Posted March 5, 2018 7 minutes ago, mumbojummie13 said: one time a girl touched my weewee but i reported her to the cops Why do you have to make our issues public?
Still Me Posted March 5, 2018 Posted March 5, 2018 I’m unsure as to whom this thread is directed but....I’m sure the majority already knows if I’ve laid with a man or not
stilgar Posted March 5, 2018 Posted March 5, 2018 1 hour ago, ghostrek said: ok that explains alot it hard for me to find a girl that attracted to me   You aren't even trying.
Guest The Hound Posted March 5, 2018 Posted March 5, 2018 4 hours ago, fuggnificent said: 😂 naraku is the only virgin here aside from zeni
Naraku4656 Posted March 5, 2018 Posted March 5, 2018 1 minute ago, The Hound said: naraku is the only virgin here aside from zeni excuse you, @katt_goddess and i only love two things. cats and Â
fuggnificent Posted March 5, 2018 Author Posted March 5, 2018 1 minute ago, The Hound said: naraku is the only virgin here aside from zeni No hes not actually. Theres many..i lost track but they collectively like when folks try to insult me and they show up crying in my sex threads every so often so i know.
fuggnificent Posted March 5, 2018 Author Posted March 5, 2018 Just now, Naraku4656 said: excuse you, @katt_goddess and i only love two things. cats and  Theres more Â
Naraku4656 Posted March 5, 2018 Posted March 5, 2018 Just now, fuggnificent said: No hes not actually. Theres many..i lost track but they collectively like when folks try to insult me and they show up crying in my sex threads every so often so i know. it's funny because the only people that care about that aren't me.
Guest The Hound Posted March 5, 2018 Posted March 5, 2018 3 minutes ago, fuggnificent said: No hes not actually. Theres many..i lost track but they collectively like when folks try to insult me and they show up crying in my sex threads every so often so i know. zeni prob isn't a virgin but then again he's probably terrible at sex and has never made a woman cum
fuggnificent Posted March 5, 2018 Author Posted March 5, 2018 Just now, The Hound said: zeni prob isn't a virgin but then again he's probably terrible at sex and has never made a woman cum Lolol I love your zenihate posts
Guest The Hound Posted March 5, 2018 Posted March 5, 2018 10 minutes ago, fuggnificent said: Lolol I love your zenihate posts Tell me im wrong tho
fuggnificent Posted March 5, 2018 Author Posted March 5, 2018 4 minutes ago, The Hound said: Tell me im wrong tho Probably true which makes it awesome. I just know you fuck bitches until they cum and zeni still manages to piss you off. Its awesome! Dont mind me. Im weird. Strange things excite me. Lol!
Guest The Hound Posted March 5, 2018 Posted March 5, 2018 New years. Girl that ive been exchanging flirty remarks with for 5 years had no plans and decided to party with me. I got shit face drunk and could barely get it up by the end of the night. Told her give me 10 minutes to sit in the shower in the fetal position and ill be good. Me and her are both arguably terrible people so mid fuck she said she cant belive shes about to cum 😂. next day in my friend circle i talked and was asked about how the night went with her and apparnelty we said the same shit about each other. "Id hit but its jeff/sam."
Juice McKenzie Posted March 5, 2018 Posted March 5, 2018 6 hours ago, TrigunBebop said: I give good blowjobs. stop making my dick hard
katt_goddess Posted March 5, 2018 Posted March 5, 2018 20 hours ago, Naraku4656 said: it's funny because the only people that care about that aren't me. Only fuggs keeps track of this non-issue because she still thinks 'virgin' is a cuss word.
scoobdog Posted March 5, 2018 Posted March 5, 2018 On 3/4/2018 at 2:15 PM, fuggnificent said: Im driving thru nc with mah girls right now. I can take yer virginity real quick while im in a good mood.  23 hours ago, ghostrek said: ok that explains alot it hard for me to find a girl that attracted to me   North Carolina is next to Ohio, right? 1
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