Guest The Hound Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 Not whore enough. Try harder. this is since 2011 back in 2011 the count was at 2. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 back in 2011 the count was at 2. Smh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted September 21, 2017 Author Share Posted September 21, 2017 Just because the targets are slim today, I'm gonna out him........We were talking late one night and he sent me a pic of a chick that was on her way over.......So like I always do, I goggled the pic and it was all over the internet. I know he's been catfished at least once........That said, any other pics he's shown me have been of bitches he's had call me, so the count is definitely above 4 I.... have no clue which one this was? Was it the playboy girl? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 was the military that hot or was this something else i just got started early in life. > although...i was a military hottie! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 although...i was a military hottie! Let's be perfectly clear on this - a military hottie, not THE military hottie, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnapItCrackItPopIt Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 i just got started early in life. > although...i was a military hottie! Which branch? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 Let's be perfectly clear on this - a military hottie, not THE military hottie, right? ew. gross. no. i thought we were friends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 Which branch? usmc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnapItCrackItPopIt Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 usmc I was USN. I always thought USN had some of the biggest whores, but it could be a military phenomena regardless of branch. I remember seeing this one clip of four army chicks fucking, but I doubt is validity because it was so bold to record and have it possibly spread (heh) and they still had long hair plus painted nails. Unless regs have changed that much across the branches. I last heard USN doesn't even required females hair cut anymore for bootcamp. That could be wrong, but I do not know its been seven years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 ew. gross. no. i thought we were friends. I didn't mean to be offensive, even though it came out that way. It's just that you know what happens when you assume... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 I was USN. I always thought USN had some of the biggest whores, but it could be a military phenomena regardless of branch. I remember seeing this one clip of four army chicks fucking, but I doubt is validity because it was so bold to record and have it possibly spread (heh) and they still had long hair plus painted nails. Unless regs have changed that much across the branches. I last heard USN doesn't even required females hair cut anymore for bootcamp. That could be wrong, but I do not know its been seven years. pretty sure it's regardless of branch. but...i have heard usn is pretty whorish > i know that there was a reg on usn female haircuts, but i also remember that usn was pretty lax on female hair standards. fly aways, bobby pins. females always looked like a hot mess. and that probably was porn you were watching. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 I didn't mean to be offensive, even though it came out that way. It's just that you know what happens when you assume... awww. i was just messin' with you. i know what you meant. because...as i typed it thought. 'gawd..i hope no one thinks....' > Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnapItCrackItPopIt Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 pretty sure it's regardless of branch. but...i have heard usn is pretty whorish > i know that there was a reg on usn female haircuts, but i also remember that usn was pretty lax on female hair standards. fly aways, bobby pins. females always looked like a hot mess. and that probably was porn you were watching. It was a legit amateur clip filmed on a smartphone. Anyway, but I lived for the bobby pins. They fucked my shit up in boot camp (I have very thick and curly hair) so bobby pins were a life saver. Did see some girls with special hair colorings that were definitely against uniform regs. How they pulled that off? I don't know, but then again, some bitches always got special privileges. I received more flak for wearing my peacoat with my civvies (Which was allowed as long as their was no rank emblem present) than bitches with special hair styles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 Yeah, man, I'm 28. Just a shut-in. There is something to be said for your steel resolve, but I don't see how anyone doesn't just stumble into the bed at least once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 i just got started early in life. > although...i was a military hottie! I actually got started late considering teenage sex is a big thing in the deep South. My first was 16 and I was a virgin conquest for a senior chick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 I actually got started late considering teenage sex is a big thing in the deep South. My first was 16 and I was a virgin conquest for a senior chick. In my head I am picturing a 73 year old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 The first person who tried to sleep with me just tried to jam his giant dick in and it resulted in too much discomfort to call it sex. The second person was my boyfriend and while we were good for non-penetrative sex, we never went further. There was a period of merely awkward sexual encounters that resulted in nothing. Now there's my husband, who can always get it. So, one, basically. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted September 21, 2017 Author Share Posted September 21, 2017 The first person who tried to sleep with me just tried to jam his giant dick in and it resulted in too much discomfort to call it sex. Well my number is a lot lower now if this is basis of consideration. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 Well my number is a lot lower now if this is basis of consideration. He got his but I didn't get mine, so there's also that element to consider. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 The first person who tried to sleep with me just tried to jam his giant dick in and it resulted in too much discomfort to call it sex. Well, that is just inconsiderate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K_N Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 The first person who tried to sleep with me just tried to jam his giant dick in and it resulted in too much discomfort to call it sex. I don't think I ever slept with you but that sounds a lot like teenage me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 I don't think I ever slept with you but that sounds a lot like teenage me. This guy was in his early twenties. I was 18. So, nine years ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 Well, that is just inconsiderate. Indeed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 I don't think I could ever do that to someone I was going to have sex with. Well, maybe if I hated them or if that was what they got off on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 I actually got started late considering teenage sex is a big thing in the deep South. My first was 16 and I was a virgin conquest for a senior chick. teenage sex is a big thing everywhere i think. i was 14 i thought i was grown. it was the worst. and was over in like 5 minutes. lulz. i had 'cashmere' playing because i thought it would be romantic. he was done before the song. > Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnapItCrackItPopIt Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 Data is showing that teenage sex is no longer a thing. More and more young people have less interest in sex. I wonder if growing up with smart phones in a world that is pretty much desensitized to sex, nudity, and porn has played a role. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 There is something to be said for your steel resolve, but I don't see how anyone doesn't just stumble into the bed at least once. If you never leave the house and never talk to anybody, there will never be anyone in your bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted September 21, 2017 Author Share Posted September 21, 2017 If you never leave the house and never talk to anybody, there will never be anyone in your bed. Paying for sex is an option..... you don't have to say a word to them and they leave right at the end of the hour, without any issues.... they time the whole thing. You can even do just a half hour, or 2 half hours with different women. .or guys.... I'd imagine, whichever. It's so great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 Let this be established for you all. Youre not a military hottie until i say you are. Theres military uglies, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 No one. I am bored and watching a show about abortions, it might be a documentary. I frickin' love that this, of all possible things ever, is the full reason you decided to post this particular thread. Not just bored, you were also watching a show or documentary. About abortions. > 0. Zilch. Nada-de-squada. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted September 21, 2017 Author Share Posted September 21, 2017 My mind wonders sometimes..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 In my head I am picturing a 73 year old. LOL, highschool senior, but when I got back from college I hooked up with a 34 year old chick for a while.....She was the weed lady and she kept me drunk and high for dick.....I was cool with that because my hobbies only included alcohol, weed and masturbation, so it was cool not masturbating anymore....Well, as much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 teenage sex is a big thing everywhere i think. i was 14 i thought i was grown. it was the worst. and was over in like 5 minutes. lulz. i had 'cashmere' playing because i thought it would be romantic. he was done before the song. > Teenage sex isn't a big thing because hot girls are so dumb now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 1, many times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 From age 17 to 23? Enough to get bored with it. Then, I wised up... looking at everybody who stayed the course and met rather unfortunate fates. In other words None. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 Let's be perfectly clear on this - a military hottie, not THE military hottie, right? That Military Hottie is not hot, as one would expect from a fuggs accoutrement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 That Military Hottie is not hot, as one would expect from a fuggs accoutrement. i however, was a military hottie. on a side note..i just found my graduation pic, in dress blues. i look like a total dork > Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 i however, was a military hottie. Confirmed.... Also I don't believe it. You totally don't look like the dork you are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 Confirmed.... Also I don't believe it. You totally don't look like the dork you are. it's true! i swear. i was smiling. you don't smile in those pics. you just don't. > and you makin' me blush and stuff. owo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 fugg terms mean nothing coming from the post of a hater Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 fugg terms mean nothing coming from the post of a hater No, that dude definitely is not hot. He's not even as hot as prison bf, and that fucker is fucking douchebag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 No, that dude definitely is not hot. He's not even as hot as prison bf, and that fucker is fucking douchebag. i dont know if i can trust your judgement unless you have started fucking guys. and ex prison bf got just a little more game than mh. but both mh and ex prison bf have gangs of female worshippers cuz theyre amazing in bed and have other skills with women Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 No, that dude definitely is not hot. He's not even as hot as prison bf, and that fucker is fucking douchebag. Scoob: arbiter of male hawtness. They'll have you picking the next James Bond and the next Most Interesting Man in the World before you know it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 and he IS fuckung hawt. what scoob know enjoy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K_N Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 Even from the 10 pixels of face in that tiny, far-away pic of a man in a uniform that hides any semblance of a body structure, I can tell that guy is not hot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 fuck yall yall not hot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 No, that dude definitely is not hot. He's not even as hot as prison bf, and that fucker is fucking douchebag. Might wanna reel it in a bit here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 and i wont post a close up hot pic without shades so yall can go harass people. i know yall probably have something to do with prison bf being caught on fb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 So I have been a whore from 2005-2007 and from 2010 to current. I completely forgot about a couple of the flings I have had (even two of the threesomes) in the past 3 years. So if I am correct, not including oral I am at 34... I think. Oral included is a definite mid 40's... This is giving and receiving. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted September 22, 2017 Author Share Posted September 22, 2017 So it's safe to assume I'm the biggest whore here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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