André Toulon Posted September 15, 2017 Share Posted September 15, 2017 And don't get me wrong, all I eat is whole grain breads with no additives, but I decided to go full hipster and go organic......Look, there is no reason to ever put this in your face........Literaly tastes like dirt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted September 15, 2017 Share Posted September 15, 2017 Make a fapp sandwhich :fap: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted September 15, 2017 Share Posted September 15, 2017 That's why you should get a cheap bread machine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted September 15, 2017 Share Posted September 15, 2017 Is this like that vegan bread shit? Because my ducks wouldn't even eat that shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted September 15, 2017 Share Posted September 15, 2017 worse than this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted September 15, 2017 Author Share Posted September 15, 2017 worse than this? From the hood, I done cut mold off of bread before and ate it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted September 15, 2017 Author Share Posted September 15, 2017 Is this like that vegan bread shit? Because my ducks wouldn't even eat that shit. Vegan bread?.....Does that mean there is carnivore bread, because I need that shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted September 15, 2017 Share Posted September 15, 2017 I think it's about the process? I don't know. https://happyherbivore.com/2012/03/looking-vegan-bread-ingredients/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sieg67 Posted September 15, 2017 Share Posted September 15, 2017 You could try making your own bread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted September 15, 2017 Share Posted September 15, 2017 *Looks at description of bread* You brought this on yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted September 15, 2017 Share Posted September 15, 2017 I thought this was going to be a joke. Like the page would load and you'd have said "An inbred," and we'd all laugh and high five. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted September 15, 2017 Author Share Posted September 15, 2017 *Looks at description of bread* You brought this on yourself. It weighs 1 pound and 5 oz......I've never looked at my bread weight previously, but that seems to be a bit much. I'll look later because definitely buying more bread omw home Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted September 15, 2017 Share Posted September 15, 2017 My mom used to eat this shit called Ezekial bread or some dumb shit, I tasted it cuz she swore it was good, it wasn't. Fuckin worst shit I ever tasted and to call it bread or to have it in the same aisle as bread is an insult to bread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted September 15, 2017 Share Posted September 15, 2017 My mom used to eat this shit called Ezekial bread or some dumb shit, I tasted it cuz she swore it was good, it wasn't. Fuckin worst shit I ever tasted and to call it bread or to have it in the same aisle as bread is an insult to bread. That's the fucking shit.... my ducks just looked at me and said fuck you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted September 15, 2017 Share Posted September 15, 2017 That's the fucking shit.... my ducks just looked at me and said fuck you. Man, that crap was horrible, stop abusing your ducks :catlol The slices were thick and dry, couldn't even swallow that shit. Great, now it sounds like I'm talking about cocks. :catlol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted September 15, 2017 Share Posted September 15, 2017 Much like cocks.... wait... you killed the joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted September 15, 2017 Share Posted September 15, 2017 Much like cocks.... wait... you killed the joke. No one murders a joke better than me. :catlol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chapinator_X Posted September 15, 2017 Share Posted September 15, 2017 I don't think I've ever had Focaccia or Ezekiel bread that didn't taste like it was stale. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted September 15, 2017 Share Posted September 15, 2017 No one murders a joke better than me. :catlol That used to be my role. I guess I haven't been doing it lately. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted September 15, 2017 Share Posted September 15, 2017 That used to be my role. I guess I haven't been doing it lately. Lol get back to work. :catlol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted September 15, 2017 Share Posted September 15, 2017 Dave's Killer Bread actually isn't that bad. it's the line between decent "bad for you" bread and healthy cardboard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted September 15, 2017 Share Posted September 15, 2017 Pretty sure it was that exact sprouted shit that caused the Salem trials. Do you feel the urge to accuse your neighbors of dancing with the devil in the pale moonlight? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted September 15, 2017 Share Posted September 15, 2017 Dave's Killer Bread actually isn't that bad. Don't lie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rilkean_heart Posted September 15, 2017 Share Posted September 15, 2017 Anything that says "sprouted" is probably gonna be pretty gross Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dio Brando Posted September 15, 2017 Share Posted September 15, 2017 How many loafs of bread have you eaten in your life? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted September 15, 2017 Share Posted September 15, 2017 That's why you should get a cheap bread machine. Ew, no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rumb0 Posted September 16, 2017 Share Posted September 16, 2017 And don't get me wrong, all I eat is whole grain breads with no additives, but I decided to go full hipster and go organic......Look, there is no reason to ever put this in your face........Literaly tastes like dirt. No shit it tastes like dirt. Anything that's labeled as holistic at an organic store was sprinkled with dirt. Smfh I CANNOT believe you didn't see it coming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted September 16, 2017 Author Share Posted September 16, 2017 So I went back today looking for a different bread and saw this......I had to buy it because the redundancy was just awful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted September 16, 2017 Share Posted September 16, 2017 How many loafs of bread have you eaten in your life? Loaves* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted September 16, 2017 Share Posted September 16, 2017 Don't lie. the killer white bread is pretty decent and so is one of the other ones i don't remember the name of. i hate the taste of "whole wheat bread" it tastes like garbage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted September 16, 2017 Share Posted September 16, 2017 So I went back today looking for a different bread and saw this......I had to buy it because the redundancy was just awful. Some vegetable soups are made with chicken broth. vegetarian vegetable soup is made with vegetable broth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted September 16, 2017 Share Posted September 16, 2017 Some vegetable soups are made with chicken broth. vegetarian vegetable soup is made with vegetable broth. That shit kills me, like turkey sausage encased in pork. :catlol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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