Azalar Hex Posted September 11, 2017 Posted September 11, 2017 Toaster. Can opener. Light bulb socket. Box fan. Electric cheese grater. Uncooked food. Stapler. Gorilla cage. Wall holes. Any. Waffle iron.
molarbear Posted September 11, 2017 Posted September 11, 2017 A fan a fire a sharks mouth an exhaust pipe
viperxmns Posted September 11, 2017 Posted September 11, 2017 A vat of acid A vat of molten metal A vat of lava A vat of piranhas A hornet's nest
Still Me Posted September 11, 2017 Posted September 11, 2017 Toaster. Can opener. Light bulb socket. Box fan. Electric cheese grater. Uncooked food. Stapler. Gorilla cage. Wall holes. Any. Waffle iron. how about things you shouldn't put in your penis? I've seen uncooked spaghetti pasta...the handle of a disposable razor....a pen...
Zenigundam Posted September 11, 2017 Posted September 11, 2017 I like to put mine into hot blondes who think they're top notch sh--
Zenigundam Posted September 11, 2017 Posted September 11, 2017 A crazy bitch. I need that in my life. I want a girlfriend who is a politically active INTJ feminist who has strong opinions about everything and will nonchalantly drop a ceramic plate in the kitchen if things are too peaceful, and she'll cheat on me regularly if we aren't arguing enough because she wants me to be less deferential.
GunStarHero Posted September 11, 2017 Posted September 11, 2017 She sounds lovely, Zeni. When's the wedding?
Zenigundam Posted September 11, 2017 Posted September 11, 2017 Could be tomorrow, depends on when she sends me her number
GunStarHero Posted September 11, 2017 Posted September 11, 2017 Sends? That's not your style, kid. Take it by force!
Codename: Jackass Posted September 11, 2017 Posted September 11, 2017 "Things you shouldn't put your penis into:' ur mom lol
Codename: Jackass Posted September 11, 2017 Posted September 11, 2017 op's sister :poop: fuck now I look like a copycat
Zenigundam Posted September 11, 2017 Posted September 11, 2017 Sends? That's not your style, kid. Take it by force! So check her Facebook statuses, meet her when she posts one of those "check-in status things" (even though we're not friends on FB and I found her through her first name on OkCupid and narrowing the FB filter search based on info I could glean from her OKC profile), and then take phone from her in person and call my number, and then say, "Yes! Now we have each other's numbers, baby girl". I love this plan, but can the young ladies of today even handle it? They've been raised on beta bull----, so I worry that they might just log back into some other app and look for "comfort" from their betch ass craft beer drinking male best friend.
Zenigundam Posted September 11, 2017 Posted September 11, 2017 anything that involves the word "vacuum." I miss making threads.
mthor Posted September 11, 2017 Posted September 11, 2017 My threads were legendary. Yes. Rather along the lines of the Titanic, the Hindenburg, and the presidential candidacy of Harold Stassen.
Phillies Posted September 11, 2017 Posted September 11, 2017 anything that involves the word "vacuum." I tried it and its not that great. Almost sucked my nuts off.
Phillies Posted September 11, 2017 Posted September 11, 2017 A bottle A beer can You got to have a pretty small pecker to fit in a beer can. :it:
Misaka Posted September 11, 2017 Posted September 11, 2017 You got to have a pretty small pecker to fit in a beer can. :it: That's right you never read that thread on asmb where the dude got his dick stuck in a bottle Well that's a pillow fucker for you
Phillies Posted September 11, 2017 Posted September 11, 2017 That's right you never read that thread on asmb where the dude got his dick stuck in a bottle Well that's a pillow fucker for you Actually I do remember that. Wasn't that in like 2013? I know it was a long time ago.
Misaka Posted September 11, 2017 Posted September 11, 2017 Actually I do remember that. Wasn't that in like 2013? I know it was a long time ago. Archive board and I believe it was from 07 Viperslayer[/member] André Toulon[/member] scoobdog[/member] One of these 3 might know
scoobdog Posted September 11, 2017 Posted September 11, 2017 Archive board and I believe it was from 07 Viperslayer[/member] André Toulon[/member] scoobdog[/member] One of these 3 might know I remember seeing the thread, but I don't recall exactly what year or the user. It was an IB thread about that time.
Misaka Posted September 11, 2017 Posted September 11, 2017 I remember seeing the thread, but I don't recall exactly what year or the user. It was an IB thread about that time. I know bast was in it and so was Odin .... SwimOdin[/member]
André Toulon Posted September 11, 2017 Posted September 11, 2017 Archive board and I believe it was from 07 Viperslayer[/member] André Toulon[/member] scoobdog[/member] One of these 3 might know I was nowhere near asmb in 2007, and I have no idea what this is about.
Sandstone Posted September 11, 2017 Posted September 11, 2017 how about things you shouldn't put in your penis? I've seen uncooked spaghetti pasta...the handle of a disposable razor....a pen... WTF
Sandstone Posted September 11, 2017 Posted September 11, 2017 That's right you never read that thread on asmb where the dude got his dick stuck in a bottle Well that's a pillow fucker for you I remember this.... he was asking for help and shit on the forums about how he got his dick stuck in a water bottle or something. And was subsequently trolled mercilessly. It became a board copypasta meme.
nameraka Posted September 11, 2017 Posted September 11, 2017 i feel like you're only saying waffle iron because you haven't tried it.
Danger_Jules Posted September 11, 2017 Posted September 11, 2017 i feel like you're only saying waffle iron because you haven't tried it. I have. I've been pouring syrup on my schlong ever since.
Zenigundam Posted September 13, 2017 Posted September 13, 2017 Me. Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?
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