Azalar Hex Posted September 11, 2017 Share Posted September 11, 2017 Toaster. Can opener. Light bulb socket. Box fan. Electric cheese grater. Uncooked food. Stapler. Gorilla cage. Wall holes. Any. Waffle iron. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted September 11, 2017 Share Posted September 11, 2017 A fan a fire a sharks mouth an exhaust pipe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperxmns Posted September 11, 2017 Share Posted September 11, 2017 A vat of acid A vat of molten metal A vat of lava A vat of piranhas A hornet's nest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted September 11, 2017 Share Posted September 11, 2017 Toaster. Can opener. Light bulb socket. Box fan. Electric cheese grater. Uncooked food. Stapler. Gorilla cage. Wall holes. Any. Waffle iron. how about things you shouldn't put in your penis? I've seen uncooked spaghetti pasta...the handle of a disposable razor....a pen... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted September 11, 2017 Share Posted September 11, 2017 a pillow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted September 11, 2017 Share Posted September 11, 2017 Chinese finger trap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted September 11, 2017 Share Posted September 11, 2017 Document shredder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted September 11, 2017 Share Posted September 11, 2017 Shotgun barrel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted September 11, 2017 Share Posted September 11, 2017 I like to put mine into hot blondes who think they're top notch sh-- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunStarHero Posted September 11, 2017 Share Posted September 11, 2017 A crazy bitch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted September 11, 2017 Share Posted September 11, 2017 A crazy bitch. I need that in my life. I want a girlfriend who is a politically active INTJ feminist who has strong opinions about everything and will nonchalantly drop a ceramic plate in the kitchen if things are too peaceful, and she'll cheat on me regularly if we aren't arguing enough because she wants me to be less deferential. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunStarHero Posted September 11, 2017 Share Posted September 11, 2017 She sounds lovely, Zeni. When's the wedding? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted September 11, 2017 Share Posted September 11, 2017 Could be tomorrow, depends on when she sends me her number Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunStarHero Posted September 11, 2017 Share Posted September 11, 2017 Sends? That's not your style, kid. Take it by force! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted September 11, 2017 Share Posted September 11, 2017 op's sister :poop: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted September 11, 2017 Share Posted September 11, 2017 "Things you shouldn't put your penis into:' ur mom lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted September 11, 2017 Share Posted September 11, 2017 op's sister :poop: fuck now I look like a copycat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
conversegirl Posted September 11, 2017 Share Posted September 11, 2017 Me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted September 11, 2017 Share Posted September 11, 2017 Cat holes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted September 11, 2017 Share Posted September 11, 2017 Sends? That's not your style, kid. Take it by force! So check her Facebook statuses, meet her when she posts one of those "check-in status things" (even though we're not friends on FB and I found her through her first name on OkCupid and narrowing the FB filter search based on info I could glean from her OKC profile), and then take phone from her in person and call my number, and then say, "Yes! Now we have each other's numbers, baby girl". I love this plan, but can the young ladies of today even handle it? They've been raised on beta bull----, so I worry that they might just log back into some other app and look for "comfort" from their betch ass craft beer drinking male best friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted September 11, 2017 Share Posted September 11, 2017 anything that involves the word "vacuum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted September 11, 2017 Share Posted September 11, 2017 anything that involves the word "vacuum." I miss making threads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted September 11, 2017 Share Posted September 11, 2017 My threads were legendary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted September 11, 2017 Share Posted September 11, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danger_Jules Posted September 11, 2017 Share Posted September 11, 2017 A family member. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted September 11, 2017 Share Posted September 11, 2017 A vagina. I saw this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted September 11, 2017 Share Posted September 11, 2017 My threads were legendary. Yes. Rather along the lines of the Titanic, the Hindenburg, and the presidential candidacy of Harold Stassen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted September 11, 2017 Share Posted September 11, 2017 anything that involves the word "vacuum." I tried it and its not that great. Almost sucked my nuts off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted September 11, 2017 Share Posted September 11, 2017 Fuggs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misaka Posted September 11, 2017 Share Posted September 11, 2017 A bottle A beer can Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted September 11, 2017 Share Posted September 11, 2017 Fuggs. -1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted September 11, 2017 Share Posted September 11, 2017 A bottle A beer can You got to have a pretty small pecker to fit in a beer can. :it: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misaka Posted September 11, 2017 Share Posted September 11, 2017 You got to have a pretty small pecker to fit in a beer can. :it: That's right you never read that thread on asmb where the dude got his dick stuck in a bottle Well that's a pillow fucker for you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted September 11, 2017 Share Posted September 11, 2017 That's right you never read that thread on asmb where the dude got his dick stuck in a bottle Well that's a pillow fucker for you Actually I do remember that. Wasn't that in like 2013? I know it was a long time ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misaka Posted September 11, 2017 Share Posted September 11, 2017 Actually I do remember that. Wasn't that in like 2013? I know it was a long time ago. Archive board and I believe it was from 07 Viperslayer[/member] André Toulon[/member] scoobdog[/member] One of these 3 might know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted September 11, 2017 Share Posted September 11, 2017 |:: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted September 11, 2017 Share Posted September 11, 2017 Archive board and I believe it was from 07 Viperslayer[/member] André Toulon[/member] scoobdog[/member] One of these 3 might know I remember seeing the thread, but I don't recall exactly what year or the user. It was an IB thread about that time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misaka Posted September 11, 2017 Share Posted September 11, 2017 I remember seeing the thread, but I don't recall exactly what year or the user. It was an IB thread about that time. I know bast was in it and so was Odin .... SwimOdin[/member] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted September 11, 2017 Share Posted September 11, 2017 Archive board and I believe it was from 07 Viperslayer[/member] André Toulon[/member] scoobdog[/member] One of these 3 might know I was nowhere near asmb in 2007, and I have no idea what this is about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted September 11, 2017 Share Posted September 11, 2017 how about things you shouldn't put in your penis? I've seen uncooked spaghetti pasta...the handle of a disposable razor....a pen... WTF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted September 11, 2017 Share Posted September 11, 2017 That's right you never read that thread on asmb where the dude got his dick stuck in a bottle Well that's a pillow fucker for you I remember this.... he was asking for help and shit on the forums about how he got his dick stuck in a water bottle or something. And was subsequently trolled mercilessly. It became a board copypasta meme. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted September 11, 2017 Share Posted September 11, 2017 i feel like you're only saying waffle iron because you haven't tried it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted September 11, 2017 Share Posted September 11, 2017 A penis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danger_Jules Posted September 11, 2017 Share Posted September 11, 2017 i feel like you're only saying waffle iron because you haven't tried it. I have. I've been pouring syrup on my schlong ever since. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted September 11, 2017 Share Posted September 11, 2017 Bullet ant farm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted September 11, 2017 Share Posted September 11, 2017 A penis. Wrong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misaka Posted September 11, 2017 Share Posted September 11, 2017 Bullet ant farm Piranha tank Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Top Gun Posted September 12, 2017 Share Posted September 12, 2017 A box. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinko Posted September 12, 2017 Share Posted September 12, 2017 Children. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted September 13, 2017 Share Posted September 13, 2017 Me. Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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