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molarbear

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  1. This post was a joke, I have no beef against you.
  2. A person on the internet triggered. Take it to Tumblr foo
  3. COMETH AT ME BRUH
  4. because they try to cram as many people on a plane as possible in order to make you as uncomfortable as possible and make shit tons of money
  5. Only on Planes I always try to get the emergency door seats because every other fucking seat was built for a 4 ft tall person and my legs are killing me by the end of the flight
  6. I'd link a clip but the only video on youtube of it has some weird ass messages about the some government purposely causing earthquakes
  7. I always tell people the "Maine Justice" skit was probably one of the funniest ones I've ever seen and generally no one remembers it It was from the episode Jamie Foxx hosted and it literally had me in tears
  8. Nope. Can't do it, I don't trust zippers anywhere near my junk
  9. That would be the best ghost ever! I just feel terrible for people that end up with ghost porcupines
  10. I've never shopped there I'm more of a Kohl's type person where I can buy 5 pairs of shorts for the price of one at Abercrombie
  11. I can't sleep without some kind of cover... I usually end up kicking them off when I wrestle the invisible bears that attack me in my sleep
  12. If it makes you feel any better I get creeped out when my *limbs hang off the mattress at all because I know there are no monsters under my bed but I still think something is going to chomp them off in my sleep fixed it!
  13. Summer Girls? That song got played so much it nearly drove me insane Those dudes looked like total Douche bags
  14. ya know, as someone who's Nana spent the last few years of her life in a Nursing home and then Hospice care Thank you for what you do
  15. Who the fuck do you work with that you were the most trusted with a saber?
  16. I learned long ago to buy ice cream from the store in the summer because if I attempt to buy a cone from anywhere and make it home it turns into a giant mess
  17. I think your idea was way better
  18. Nah I'm just going to hold up inside with all the A/C
  19. How expensive is it to live there?
  20. It's not a competition.... I just hate the heat and kind of want to get in my vehicle and drive north until I find none face melting heat
  21. Stares back at you in utter victory
  22. NSYNC was way better
  23. I hardly ever check my phone and usually leave it on silent I'm one of those people
  24. I'm going to spend lunch standing in front of my fan naked Here's a picture for visual reference
  25. Happy Birthday! I'm going to post a shit ton of porn
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