Only on Planes
I always try to get the emergency door seats because every other fucking seat was built for a 4 ft tall person and my legs are killing me by the end of the flight
I always tell people the "Maine Justice" skit was probably one of the funniest ones I've ever seen and generally no one remembers it
It was from the episode Jamie Foxx hosted and it literally had me in tears
If it makes you feel any better I get creeped out when my *limbs hang off the mattress at all because I know there are no monsters under my bed but I still think something is going to chomp them off in my sleep
fixed it!
I learned long ago to buy ice cream from the store in the summer because if I attempt to buy a cone from anywhere and make it home it turns into a giant mess