molarbear

we can take a missile out mid air but people can't shoot inflated condoms?

but..... it ain't 2 wycked no more, it's the Hotwad

In your absence I trained your cats how to work basic functions on your computer your internet search history is forever tainted

Mock my Potassium intake all you want One day you're going to find yourself being chased by a chupacabra and when you cramp up you won't think bananas are so hilarious

Never deal with any sort of phone help beyond 2 am.... from personal experience people just get cranky and progress does not happen

What if the Porcupine just rubs it's belly against it?

I use to be able to sleep off hangovers and today I find myself waking up at 7 am getting old sucks

I tried to click on it but it just disappears when I do Electronics have not been kind to me recently though Today my Battery was dead in my vehicle so I was late because I had to get that replaced after my neighbor that I rarely talk to offered me a jump. My Computer has been overheating when I try to play video games, and to top it all off, my Fit Bit quit working also. I'm legit preparing for Maximum Overdrive at this point

@Mix your talent is needing his Agent right now

Did the link work for you? I even turned off ad blocker and it's still not working for me

she's adorable

I hear ya, I wasn't blessed with a third leg in my pants either.... but I mainly said that because the cute animal/dank memes girls are usually way cooler

Is that the what the kids are calling cocaine these days?

You need to ditch this chick and find one that ask you to send pictures of cute animals or dank memes those are the keepers

Pretty much anyone that's appeared on multiple reality tv shows

You gotta exit in style though My last job required someone to walk you out because rumor has it one of the forklift guys got fired and started flipping machines over My assistant manager was cool as hell so he let me play the Imperial March over the intercoms as he walked me out of the shop I want to say everyone got hyped but literally like 1 dude out of the 40-50 on my shift had ever seen Star Wars

It takes a lot of talent to look 12 at 31 and I take pride in that Nah, I'm going back to my emo routes and torturing myself with Dark Souls remastered

That sounds terrible I'm an Android fan but I'm not going to put them on a pedestal because I've had my fair share with problems on them too My phone does this thing where if I call someone I can't hear them but they can hear me and I have to restart it to be able to hear anyone

Pssh, what kind of respectable man in his 30's has facial hair?

I'm awaiting pizza at work and I"m glad you're alive still enjoy this semi pro clip that's semi relevant to your post

I too find myself pacing around my house like Scrooge McDuck when I'm thinking or bored

any impression related to blowing a bubble with gum

I don't care but I want a pet one I have this perfect plan to make tons of money off of it when it's a baby via youtube vids and then when it's older and bigger I'll ride it to places instead of driving while specifically going out of my way to have it crush those assholes with the nuts hanging off their truck because they always seem to drive like total douche bags the only problem is it's actually very hard to purchase an Elephant

hopefully they're better than my friend he's the type that we'll be at the store and a lady will sneeze as she walks by and he's utterly convinced that was her way of saying she wanted me