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I had a couple squirrels that, everyday when I got home would be chowing away on my bird feeder so I bought this thing you put over the feeder to keep them out and they would just hang from their feet from the edges of it and still eat all the damn food Today though...today I finally removed my head from my ass and fixed the problem.... I covered the curved thing they hang from in vaseline and watched as they made multiple attempts to land on it only to slip off and that's the story of how I finally outsmarted two squirrels

I've never owned one but my friend's Dad use to have a Stable with a big indoor ring and people paid him to store their horses I did have to help bury a horse that was struck by lighting once

Meh They're not going to die from the sunlight anyway because I got a Packers blanket hanging over most my window

My NY resolution was to make my bed every day this year because people claim it's a good thing I don't know if it actually did anything for me but I do like climbing into bed with the sheets all tucked in as a line of defense from my feet hanging off the end of the bed

You could always order them off Amazon I can't do digital books, I like holding actual books in my hand and having my phone as far away from me as possible I've never heard of that series

It helps that there is a used book store a mile from my house I'm only 10 or so books away from being able to say I've read every Stephen King book that exists

Yes I usually don't have to wonder what I'm going to read next because when I get about 3/4 through a book I pick up a couple more

Every time that show is on and I get to watch it it's the same damn episode where they're mapping the poison ivy forest and find the trampoline kid

Happy Birthday JAAAAACKKIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE

That is a pretty pupper

I don't think Aluminum hats work, I just get super paranoid when I watch a horror movie alone and I'm like "FLASHBANG! BREACH AND CLEAR! I throw like a glow stick in there and then turn the light on and charge in with my Wiffle Ball Bat and prepare to attempt to kill any threats.

Pretty much any horror movie about Demons or The Stranger series freaks me the fuck out and I lose sleep. I watched the OG "The Strangers" with my old roommate and I'll never forget being so freaked out by the lack of soundtrack in a horror movie so shit just happened and appeared. It was terrifying, and I'll never forget being more scared than I ever have and one of my old roommates was like "Yo! Can I crash on your floor tonight because I'm scared? and I was all "Yeah I guess, but secretly I was like "please stay." I'm not the most Religious person you'll meet but I recently watched the newest "Conjuring" movie and I was like fuck, fuck, fuck, there's something in one of the empty spare rooms

It's cool but it's not like the other side of the pillow cool

You left out the number 1 tip no one ever gave me which was to never watch a scary movie because then you will have to do a room to room search hoping your wiffle ball bat will stop whatever hell spawn you convinced yourself was now in your home

Probably Darryl Kile I just remember thinking here's this dude, married with 3-4 kids and barely in the prime of his life, dead from a massive heart attack

I generally have a policy that if it's over 100 out I'm going to try to be indoors as much as possible One good thing about living in a sun blasted death trap is I've mastered the technique of how to buckle my seat belt without burning the shit out of my hand

A storm is rolling through so it dropped to the low 90's and there's a nice breeze

I wasn't extremely surprised by the results, I was mainly italian mixed with a bunch of western european It was the middle eastern and asian links that fascinated me

I do but only when I get a nose bleed I gotta get the dried up blood out somehow and blowing my nose isn't really an option because it'll just bleed again

Last combat jack in Afghanistan

Congrats! Why don't you go jack yourself off

It's interesting as fuck, right? I don't know who you went through but I did the Ancestry one so it came with all kinds of cool details

Ya know I've never really thought about how uncomfortable it has to be for girls to sleep on their stomach