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molarbear

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  1. You really need to raise your standards because bennifer looks like a tiny dog fucked a Gremlin's first spawn that was fed after midnight and then covered in water and the afterbirth is him. To sum it up he looks like a homeless pencil.
  2. What happens when your trashcan accidentally slits a throat?
  3. I hate when that happens in public
  4. I read this and was all like "TOM PETTY!" Then I remembered he passed and had managed to wall that off until I was reminded that Tom Petty is gone.
  5. I too am into erotic vegetable cutting and find myself fapping after sexily chopping peppers way more than I should
  6. Traffic, more people? I've only been sticking around hoping Zeni will teach me to be an Alpha someday
  7. I just want to go wherever dogs go
  8. ^this It's sunday night and my creative juices are not flowing in my brain currently
  9. worst check swing ever!
  10. https://deadspin.com/two-umpires-suspended-after-teaming-up-to-make-worst-ca-1827745836 this is the check swing I was speaking of
  11. I use this company called " 2 guys and truck" they charge me like $60 a hour and if I'm being honest I own a bed, a couple couches and a chair. I mean there's a stand my TV is on that also seats my xbone/netflix hulu HBO/TV but I can haul that on my own I really just hate moving these days I get flashbacks of friends calling saying they need a "favor" and then they're moving to the 5th floor and need a fold out couch moved
  12. at least it wasn't the duckling video.... I need to find the youtube video of the check swing from Hell and post it for you There were two umpires in a Latino league where the dude did a full swing on a ball and they ruled it a check swing
  13. dude I took an Ambien last night and it failed the link isn't working for me, did I link the full swing that they claimed the dude checked, or did I link the duck video? These are serious questions
  14. I'm pretty sure chicken nuggets are at least 1% Human remains but they're so tasty
  15. I want to congratulate you but moving always sucks I hate to sound lazy but I hire movers these days because I got tired of moving shit back in my College days
  16. I drank a metric ton of beer hanging out with my best friend and his family We conversed about hanging out and then they all called it quits around 10 pm..... and now the night begins!
  17. Not MLB but Baseball related
  18. I couldn't agree more
  19. I've thought about burning the damn thing because it slides all over the place and I've damn near tripped on it multiple times
  20. The sad part is I walked past that sock twice after starting the washer before I saw it
  21. Just been one of those days
  22. I'm not looking forward to the weather tomorrow
  23. That's never fun One time I pulled or strained a muscle in my lower back that caused it to spasm and hurt like no other anytime I moved, I could literally only sit straight up or lay down to keep it from happening I spent 3 days fearing having to go #2 because the motion of sitting on a toilet was like 5 mins of slow painful movements
  24. Kids say the darnedest thinks
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