molarbear

I see the comparison but am now worried about the possibly thousands of people I offended just by visiting a tumblr link

it's not hard you just have to speak mumble and I excel at it

NB4 you end up in a sun blasted shit hole in the middle of august

Happy Birthday you curly haired angel child

FUCK THAT SHIT! If I get within 5 feet of Poison Ivy my body transforms into one of those resident evil monsters that has like eyeballs where their shoulder should be

No but I had quite an interesting conversation with mine today

GL! Part of me really hopes you're the first human getting laser eyes

If I ever ran for any sort of Government office I would just quit if they threatened to release my Xanga posts I was kind of a little emo back in the day

nope, my phone has a lock screen

Honestly? I am glad for you. I've just been awaiting the people that roll in that can't accept people being happy and are just like "WELL YOU BANNED ME FOR SUCH AND SUCH BUT YOU CAN POST IN FFA ABOUT GETTING MARRIED." I literally made popcorn and this thread has not been DF worthy yet, I'm kind of proud of people at this moment but also really happy that I have Popcorn to eat.

Congrats Man!

I've been pretty happy with E3 this year except Square Enix....

We should start a company that allows people to wear shorts and also bring their dogs to work I'll run the dog daycare you handle all the rest of the business stuff

Remember Xanga?

ya know, I couldn't sleep last night and I was slightly cranky

Number A: I think Sauces just have it out for me, they seem to bend the laws of physics to land on my shirt Number B: I'm not a big fan of pants, when I got my first "adult" job and they told me casual Fridays meant I could wear jeans I was like "why does the World hate shorts?" Number C: no.... but those green irish spring soap bars are kind of enticing >.>

You're right! I just buy Books upon Books to impress the Ladies. I hope they see my unorganized Book pile and their Panties just melt off from sheer desire.

I like shedding my clothing and rocking PJ's my neighbors probably think the only clothing I own are gym shorts and t-shirts

You should become a dream scientist because I think you just found the missing link as to why I have nightmares and severe lack of ability to grow facial hair

we're just going to chalk that gif up to an ultimate fail

Happy Birthday...or possible belated Birthday at this point!

I was under the impression this thread was going to have a children's book about a cat slowly murdering off members of Black Sabbath

in all honesty I wish The Cubs and Scott Boras could have reached some kind of agreement but now we got Yu Darvish who is spending his 2nd stint on the DL and has 1 win...... We also have Tyler Chatwood who is just a giver of walks

I did.... it's pretty much the same story with the characters reversed. Mayhaps I missed it but how did Tak survive after Desperation? Or is it The whole Twinner thing? Did Regulators take place in a different World?