molarbear

You left out the number 1 tip no one ever gave me which was to never watch a scary movie because then you will have to do a room to room search hoping your wiffle ball bat will stop whatever hell spawn you convinced yourself was now in your home

Probably Darryl Kile I just remember thinking here's this dude, married with 3-4 kids and barely in the prime of his life, dead from a massive heart attack

I generally have a policy that if it's over 100 out I'm going to try to be indoors as much as possible One good thing about living in a sun blasted death trap is I've mastered the technique of how to buckle my seat belt without burning the shit out of my hand

A storm is rolling through so it dropped to the low 90's and there's a nice breeze

I wasn't extremely surprised by the results, I was mainly italian mixed with a bunch of western european It was the middle eastern and asian links that fascinated me

I do but only when I get a nose bleed I gotta get the dried up blood out somehow and blowing my nose isn't really an option because it'll just bleed again

Last combat jack in Afghanistan

Congrats! Why don't you go jack yourself off

It's interesting as fuck, right? I don't know who you went through but I did the Ancestry one so it came with all kinds of cool details

Ya know I've never really thought about how uncomfortable it has to be for girls to sleep on their stomach

Honestly? Basically what Tsar said. Ask them as much about their life while you can. Visit them as often as you can because it sucks when you don't have any Grandparents left.

I've always like classic rock but I can dig some modern music and there are a ton of good TV shows out there

rekt rip

Unless they have appendages hidden in their shell I assume they just somehow recycle all the pizza they eat into some weird substance they sweat out

Nope I kind of want a reason to Frankenstein together a hot rod of death

I spent about 10 mins today wondering how the ninja turtles went to the bathroom

What if someone's face was on fire and they needed you to put it out?

It was pretty when it first started now it's almost midnight and some people are still launching huge fireworks and other people are riding loud 4-wheelers up and and down the street At this point I'm not sure if they're celebrating or if my neighborhood has devolved into a mad max esque utopia

nickname is pronounced correctly in this sense except the Dentist part My last name is Molinaro people have butchered it my entire life where they're like "Moldinado, Molero, etc. It's Italian so it's literally pronounced Mo-Lin-Narrow

Fun fact! My username derived from people being incapable of pronouncing my last name and then it just went on from there where one friend finally just referred to me as Molar. From there the nicknames became many shades of just Molar (insert word).

Has anyone said Doom Fist Alchemist yet? I'm too lazy to read through all the prior responses

meh, Animal Crossing kept me entertained for about 2 weeks and now my town has been abandoned so long it probably has converted into a jungle and all the buildings have been eaten by nature

I use to play that on Genesis none stop The cool thing is we have a retro bar here that has a ton of old arcade games and they recently added the Sunset Riders machine, my brother and I each spent about $4.00 in quarters on it

Cubs need better SP's if they want to win the WS again. Quintana can't make it through a lineup 3 times and Chatwood is basically a bust. Hendricks is a good pitcher but he's having an off season and Darvish is on the DL while Montgomery has proved he's worthy of a starting role. I say Quintana goes to the BP for a LR spot and Montgomery replaces him. Chatwood they trade for some mid to low grade prospects that show some kind of potential and move on. He's looking like the Edwin Jackson signing all over again and it's not pretty.