molarbear

People give you shit but I appreciate terrible Dad jokes Keep shining on you crazy diamond

I pick @Doom Metal Alchemist

It had all of that plus more stuff if you didn't kill Cleopatra fast enough it turned into a really weird sex scene

I found that drinking is the best way to get to sleep too but I'm trying not to do that everynight

I use to think that as long as I got out of bed I'd be fine so I'd kind of slowly crawl out of bed but I quickly discovered curling up in a ball on the floor and going back to sleep was a option

I'm in only if mac and cheese is involved

Dante's Inferno the Lust stage I'm not going to say anything more

That's exactly how I am. I set my alarm for noon today and after waking up just rolled over and slept another hour through it. My bed just feels normal when I'm trying to get to sleep but when I'm trying to wake up it's the most comfortable thing ever. I've tried that too. I stop drinking Caffeine and started working out more.... sleep is still mean.

Meh... I got a 4 day weekend out of it so I mean it has its perks

you ever get tired like 4 hours ago and go to the bed only to lay awake? This happens way more often than I'd like to admit and I kind of wish they'd make a personal version of that book "Go the Fuck to Sleep" that I could read to my brain I have places to be in a hour and a half and I'm pretty sure I'm burning a personal day and attempting sleep again at this point

I was always a firm "meat only" person when it came to pizzas until my friend introduced me to jalapenos and pepperoni in College, it was amazing. The next day I literally called my Mom on the toilet to explain what was happening because I thought something was terribly wrong with me

I see the comparison but am now worried about the possibly thousands of people I offended just by visiting a tumblr link

it's not hard you just have to speak mumble and I excel at it

NB4 you end up in a sun blasted shit hole in the middle of august

Happy Birthday you curly haired angel child

FUCK THAT SHIT! If I get within 5 feet of Poison Ivy my body transforms into one of those resident evil monsters that has like eyeballs where their shoulder should be

No but I had quite an interesting conversation with mine today

GL! Part of me really hopes you're the first human getting laser eyes

If I ever ran for any sort of Government office I would just quit if they threatened to release my Xanga posts I was kind of a little emo back in the day

nope, my phone has a lock screen

Honestly? I am glad for you. I've just been awaiting the people that roll in that can't accept people being happy and are just like "WELL YOU BANNED ME FOR SUCH AND SUCH BUT YOU CAN POST IN FFA ABOUT GETTING MARRIED." I literally made popcorn and this thread has not been DF worthy yet, I'm kind of proud of people at this moment but also really happy that I have Popcorn to eat.

Congrats Man!

I've been pretty happy with E3 this year except Square Enix....

We should start a company that allows people to wear shorts and also bring their dogs to work I'll run the dog daycare you handle all the rest of the business stuff