molarbear

Honestly? Basically what Tsar said. Ask them as much about their life while you can. Visit them as often as you can because it sucks when you don't have any Grandparents left.

I've always like classic rock but I can dig some modern music and there are a ton of good TV shows out there

rekt rip

Unless they have appendages hidden in their shell I assume they just somehow recycle all the pizza they eat into some weird substance they sweat out

Nope I kind of want a reason to Frankenstein together a hot rod of death

I spent about 10 mins today wondering how the ninja turtles went to the bathroom

What if someone's face was on fire and they needed you to put it out?

It was pretty when it first started now it's almost midnight and some people are still launching huge fireworks and other people are riding loud 4-wheelers up and and down the street At this point I'm not sure if they're celebrating or if my neighborhood has devolved into a mad max esque utopia

nickname is pronounced correctly in this sense except the Dentist part My last name is Molinaro people have butchered it my entire life where they're like "Moldinado, Molero, etc. It's Italian so it's literally pronounced Mo-Lin-Narrow

Fun fact! My username derived from people being incapable of pronouncing my last name and then it just went on from there where one friend finally just referred to me as Molar. From there the nicknames became many shades of just Molar (insert word).

Has anyone said Doom Fist Alchemist yet? I'm too lazy to read through all the prior responses

meh, Animal Crossing kept me entertained for about 2 weeks and now my town has been abandoned so long it probably has converted into a jungle and all the buildings have been eaten by nature

I use to play that on Genesis none stop The cool thing is we have a retro bar here that has a ton of old arcade games and they recently added the Sunset Riders machine, my brother and I each spent about $4.00 in quarters on it

Cubs need better SP's if they want to win the WS again. Quintana can't make it through a lineup 3 times and Chatwood is basically a bust. Hendricks is a good pitcher but he's having an off season and Darvish is on the DL while Montgomery has proved he's worthy of a starting role. I say Quintana goes to the BP for a LR spot and Montgomery replaces him. Chatwood they trade for some mid to low grade prospects that show some kind of potential and move on. He's looking like the Edwin Jackson signing all over again and it's not pretty.

I miss it too It's time for us Old Guard to move on though and let the kids enjoy their shitty Joe talks to you shows these days our last beacon of hope is the probably 5 new venture bro episodes we're getting this year until they go on hiatus for another 6-7 years

WWWWhat? You've never played drunk Halo, Battlefield, COD, or Overwatch?

BAHAHAHAHA! I pictured this

Nah unlike most people I try to keep my love life as private as possible We can talk about sports, dogs, music, tv shows, or books though... hopefully while playing some sort of video game though because my attention span is like 3 seconds when I'm drinking unless I'm playing a video game

^ this I actually talk to people when I drink instead of being all shy

I stopped playing them after the third one what'd they do to that version to fuck the game up so bad?

WHO DAFUQ IS DRIVING THE BOAT?

I hear when you're that far out no one can hear you fart

Tequila and Led Zeppelin: The Documentary of the night you were conceived

What is K5