molarbear

That's pretty spot on minus the facial hair

I just view it as the insanely hot grind you gotta put up with to get to Fall

I feel like this question is easily answered by simply stealing the Wonder Twins rings and transforming into a shrimp then writing a memoir about your time as a shrimp

Unless I've ordered pizza I generally don't even bother to check the door when the doorbell rings The only exception is when Girl Scout Cookies are being sold, then I will vault over objects to check the door hoping to get my fix of a box of Tagalongs

does this mean fapping in space is impossible?

I've played it on Xbox a few times One time my friend and I landed in the city and some dude found a rocket launcher and proceeded to blow the building apart floor by floor until he found us another time I hid in a bush in the dead center of the circle until there were only 3 people remaining and attempted to win it all, I killed two people and the last dude ran up to me with a shotgun and that was the end of that

My Parents took my Brother and I to an Arcade/Pizza place when I was wee Pup. They had a Ghostbuster's Game where all the lasers shot at a 45 Degree angle and my cognitive skills could not comprehend what was happening. I got offed in the first 20 seconds or so, and they still joke about it to this day.

Dude, Sundays are always slow

Dark Souls Remastered I forgot how unforgiving this game can be at times

I haven't checked out the steam sale yet, I definitely want to get around to that soon

I usually just get cranky or even more anxious than normal

Happy Birthday!

Well I'll go out the way I always wanted... drinking and listening to people talk more about dicks than I ever wanted to hear in my life

I only really use it on mac and cheese because I like it to have a kick even then that's usually only when my nose is stuffed up and I want to taste something

Dude.... you're cool and all but I'd probably be throwing raw meat at your ass trying to encourage it to eat you That dude is going to have one really cool story to tell at social gatherings

I binged watch shows on Hulu now I'm on going down a youtube rabbit hole of odd baseball plays

I'm drunk and in a Discord chat with Sandstone and LB, and other people. They're telling me of weird shit I never want to partake in while also discussing weird shit I also never want to be a part of. Apparently Gentile Mutilation is a common thing and old people like cutting their dicks off on film.

Try not to eat anyones face off

I generally just assume that when they say "smoking" I try to not judge and think of meth or pcp

The quote "There's somebody at the door!" will forever be an inside joke between my Brother and I due to smoking weed and being insanely paranoid years ago

Is it obvious that I'm bored?

I have a friend who smokes cigarettes in his house I can't spend more than 5 mins in that place before I have to go outside and get some fresh air

Depending on what you're smoking that could make your house all smelly

Promise me that if I ever get into a terrible accident you will make a mario kart meme out of it

That's a completely different algorithm That's like Stamina/stimulation over energy and average body mass you're still gonna need potassium though, and probably a shit ton of Red Bulls