molarbear

Obviously, mixing things with biology happy womb escape day!

I got headbutted by the bird feeder while I was mowing

God Damn Nice catch, wheels

Well This is certainly disturbing Has anyone ever noticed the cheese wheel or whatever this person is biting is missing in the reflection? This brings the possibility of vampire cheese, and 2025 has enough shit already

Man, I was really into competitive halo for a while I mean, I watched it on USA back in the day, but sometime around Halo 4. I would watch players stream overnight while I was bored at work It helped that a few older players were trying to get careers going via youtube, so they would have these open mic podcasts like things using skype where they just spill all the beans on their fellow players and past antics along with the current drama going on in the professional community It was fun Now I don't really keep up. I haven't enjoyed a halo (or really any competitive FPS) in a while

Well Another major boundary was crossed today https://archive.ph/VsWt1 (NYT Article with paywall, so it should be readable through this link) Marines detained someone today Our Military has shown it will work side by side with police to detain US citizens on US soil Womp wooooomp Dafuq happened to the Marine Corps? They were founded before America to fight Tyranny. Not *Checks notes arresting fellow veterans

Special needs people Seriously, this is my honest guess It's based on history, mainly the incident around Atalissa, Iowa https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/business/2013/05/01/abused-disabled-iowa-plant-workers-awarded-240m/2126651/ There is also a short film about it on youtube called "the boys of Atalissa" the TL:DR (I haven't watched the video since the beginning of the semester, so it's not going to be 100% accurate) -during WWII there was a shortage of workers. They passed a law that allowed people from Mexico to cross the border for work and then return, daily -Sometime around in the 50's-60's they repealed this law and they don't come out and say it, but farmers were missing their cheap labor -One guy hired a bunch of special needs people with the promise they would receive pay and be able to live on his farm, eventually retiring there. Their food and rent would be taken out of their checks (everyone can see where this is going, right?) -They shipped some to Atalissa, Iowa where they were supposedly treated well at first -Eventually new people took over the house they were staying at, and it went downhill -One finally retired and his sister found out he only had about $40-70 in savings, she called some people and the house was raided -they were found basically living in filth. Everything was covered in mold, there was feces on the floor

I think almost every GOP state except Mizzou and Iowa atm

obviously not busy enough, pat Pornhub is still blocked in my state

It's more like a baby dandelion that didn't get enough sun and kind of found a single beam that shines through a fence post 30 mins a day and then my poof ball and all 3 of it's duster things sail off into the sunset... like little, DNA spiders casting their webs and floating off

I was wondering if people would notice, tbh XD

Really helps you forget the time he and his campaign literally got into a scuffle with a worker at Arlington, and then attempted to make the worker look like they were at fault That took place a whole month before the election

I mean... he knows he doesn't have a third term He's showing his full grandpa racist ass now, because what is anyone going to do? Congress has so few teeth they're busy giving gum jobs for crypto, probably. I truly hope there is a mass protest during his parade, or it at least gets rained on

We don't even have the trolls trying to make new accounts anymore where dafuq night owls hangout these days?

Awesome! I do not like heights, so when it's time for me to perform the aettesupa you're going to have to throw me

LMAO That was my joking plan around 30 I shit you not, though. Last year I did a happy dance because I thought I was turning 39, and on my birthday I was informed I was 38

I keep getting a blue screen error it says something about my Driver unloaded without canceling pending operations I have checked all my drivers and windows claimed they are all good?

....I got nothing, peeps

I'm not sure, dude Maybe this is the whole "Manifesting" process, let me give it a try. Eating cheetos has been scientifically proven to increase your penis length and girth by 1.5 inches *I'll give everyone an update in 24 hours

I have one of those weird memories where I can remember a large chunk of everything that is not important Also, no. I can not tell you the last time I purchased a razor

Good to see Zeni and Viper set their differences aside and finally fucked now the ultimate question is, were they cosplaying as step brothers, or step sisters while bumping uglies

I've been there, many times That actually why I have an electric razor, for when I'm too lazy to use a real one I know everyone is different, but I found it actually helps a little. What once seemed like a monumental task was made much easier by me being able to just flick a button and shave basically while relieving myself (2 birds, one toilet)