molarbear

Being a male that also lives alone..... I've been there I usually go to my friend's house about twice a week to eat dinner with them because him and his wife were over once and she was appalled that I just had a turkey sandwich for dinner

I would low key follow that dog around and pet it as many times as I could

I'd consider that classic but I never got into them I mainly like Sabaton because I'm really into history and hearing a band jam about it is pretty fucking cool

Nah I'm not really big into metal to be honest. I like the classics but that's about where I stop, I do dig me some Sabaton but I wouldn't really consider them metal it's more Hard Rock imo

I'm not a big Man of War fan I'm just kind of a fan of their lead singer because he did a cover of one of the Phantom of the Opera songs with some lady

Dude you're in a metal band, isn't that like a prereq to joining one?

none of mine were ever creepy but my old roommate dated a girl and after he broke up with her I woke up one morning to a notebook on our front porch that had parts of magazine pictures glued to the pages with some kind of post breakup rant She had also taken the cushions off the couch on our porch and thrown them in the yard I told him if I got stabbed because of his ass I'd haunt him

This is how Fight Club happened

I really hate those mornings It was really bad in college where I'd think I could just stay awake and go to class and sleep after my classes... then I get tired like a hour before my classes started

We all secretly wish the bronx bombers return but in the meantime. I hope the Cubs become a annoying Tyrant in that field.

NL Central is surprising with the Brewers leading but I await for them to go West and face Kershaw. Yanks pulled off a tank/rebuild surprisingly fast I've said it before and I'll say it again, I'm glad the Yankees are relevant in baseball again. They're a huge market team and as much as I hate them, when they succeed Baseball is that much more relevant

I think that'd be great for him to go back to the Giants and finish out his career there. Complete sidenote about everything else you mentioned... I'm a firm believer the Red Sox are going to win it all this year. Unless you're the Mariners you don't start a season 41-19 and not win out, the odds are so in their favor that I'm simply talking about it out of slight respect to them and also hoping I jynx the fuck out of them to give the Cubs a chance. Seriously though, Red Sox are scary fucking good thus far into the season. Evilbob is elated and I imagine Skiles is too.

...I didn't read your article I just read the one on ESPN you have to think if he's showing that much promise someone is going to sign him

if you're going to blog about food I think you have to have an instagram account to post pictures of it I'm fairly positive that's kind of a serious internet law

I dunno, you could always reflect on it? You could always just use your blog to bitch about stuff. That's the whole reason I have a Twitter account and don't really promote *it to anyone

I saw that. I guess his era in triple A was around 5 I wish him the best of luck and hope he gets his comeback someday

History Channel showed Pawn Stars all day...........

this week has kind of been a dick it's not in full asshole mode yet but it's definitely been a dick

You never really gave off the "blogger" vibe you could always fill it with stories about your weight loss journey

I've bought 3 used copies of Salem's Lot and given them all away That was one of those books where I started reading it then canceled all my plans that day and finished it in the same day

you may get some stitches you're gonna have to explain to all your friends it was from a cut and not because you're a snitch

Did he get hit? Jason Heyward took a ball to the face a few years back and he's never been the same at the plate

I like chunky mashed taters with sour cream and cheese mixed in

I thought fatty tissue was generally yellow?

Dude that episode always cracks me up because I had a football coach exactly like that old fuck