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molarbear

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  1. I don't have the ability to listen to podcasts unless I know the person I can't listen to people talk for more than like 5 mins without zoning out
  2. I bought the Sega Classic Collection and I've been playing the shit out of Shining Force 2 I'm trying to find the fastest approach to all the battles so I can start trying to speed run the game
  3. I was expecting the Swanson pyramid of greatness
  4. It's actually pretty entertaining to go and read some of the threads in there on slow nights
  5. you still cannot deny that that is a squirrel water skiing better than most humans can
  6. it's a facade! She's just waiting for the right moment to unleash death upon you
  7. get woke jackie... get woke
  8. I may start putting food out for them because I think one of them is blind or possessed because it has those weird "Blind Dude from Robin Hood" eyes everytime I open the door he just looks my way with those glazed eyes and I can't tell if he's like "Come at me bruh I'll steal your soul" or if its other enhanced senses are kicking in and when the door opens he's smelling the fart I unleashed like 20 mins ago escape into his nature kingdom
  9. ya know... now that you fixed it my comment seems less relevant but I did a 10 second search on youtube for "squirrels riding bikes" and saw zero videos of squirrels pedaling mini bicycles I think I may have struck a gold mine with this idea
  10. I didn't mind them until they chewed a hole in the top of the feeder at that point they violated the backyard treaty of 2016 and war was declared
  11. I know what you meant by this post but all I could picture were squirrels riding tiny bicycles
  12. I had a couple squirrels that, everyday when I got home would be chowing away on my bird feeder so I bought this thing you put over the feeder to keep them out and they would just hang from their feet from the edges of it and still eat all the damn food Today though...today I finally removed my head from my ass and fixed the problem.... I covered the curved thing they hang from in vaseline and watched as they made multiple attempts to land on it only to slip off and that's the story of how I finally outsmarted two squirrels
  13. I've never owned one but my friend's Dad use to have a Stable with a big indoor ring and people paid him to store their horses I did have to help bury a horse that was struck by lighting once
  14. Meh They're not going to die from the sunlight anyway because I got a Packers blanket hanging over most my window
  15. My NY resolution was to make my bed every day this year because people claim it's a good thing I don't know if it actually did anything for me but I do like climbing into bed with the sheets all tucked in as a line of defense from my feet hanging off the end of the bed
  16. You could always order them off Amazon I can't do digital books, I like holding actual books in my hand and having my phone as far away from me as possible I've never heard of that series
  17. It helps that there is a used book store a mile from my house I'm only 10 or so books away from being able to say I've read every Stephen King book that exists
  18. Yes I usually don't have to wonder what I'm going to read next because when I get about 3/4 through a book I pick up a couple more
  19. Every time that show is on and I get to watch it it's the same damn episode where they're mapping the poison ivy forest and find the trampoline kid
  20. Happy Birthday JAAAAACKKIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE
  21. That is a pretty pupper
  22. I don't think Aluminum hats work, I just get super paranoid when I watch a horror movie alone and I'm like "FLASHBANG! BREACH AND CLEAR! I throw like a glow stick in there and then turn the light on and charge in with my Wiffle Ball Bat and prepare to attempt to kill any threats.
  23. Pretty much any horror movie about Demons or The Stranger series freaks me the fuck out and I lose sleep. I watched the OG "The Strangers" with my old roommate and I'll never forget being so freaked out by the lack of soundtrack in a horror movie so shit just happened and appeared. It was terrifying, and I'll never forget being more scared than I ever have and one of my old roommates was like "Yo! Can I crash on your floor tonight because I'm scared? and I was all "Yeah I guess, but secretly I was like "please stay." I'm not the most Religious person you'll meet but I recently watched the newest "Conjuring" movie and I was like fuck, fuck, fuck, there's something in one of the empty spare rooms
  24. It's cool but it's not like the other side of the pillow cool
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