molarbear

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she's adorable

I hear ya, I wasn't blessed with a third leg in my pants either.... but I mainly said that because the cute animal/dank memes girls are usually way cooler

Is that the what the kids are calling cocaine these days?

You need to ditch this chick and find one that ask you to send pictures of cute animals or dank memes those are the keepers

Pretty much anyone that's appeared on multiple reality tv shows

You gotta exit in style though My last job required someone to walk you out because rumor has it one of the forklift guys got fired and started flipping machines over My assistant manager was cool as hell so he let me play the Imperial March over the intercoms as he walked me out of the shop I want to say everyone got hyped but literally like 1 dude out of the 40-50 on my shift had ever seen Star Wars

It takes a lot of talent to look 12 at 31 and I take pride in that Nah, I'm going back to my emo routes and torturing myself with Dark Souls remastered

That sounds terrible I'm an Android fan but I'm not going to put them on a pedestal because I've had my fair share with problems on them too My phone does this thing where if I call someone I can't hear them but they can hear me and I have to restart it to be able to hear anyone

Pssh, what kind of respectable man in his 30's has facial hair?

I'm awaiting pizza at work and I"m glad you're alive still enjoy this semi pro clip that's semi relevant to your post

I too find myself pacing around my house like Scrooge McDuck when I'm thinking or bored

any impression related to blowing a bubble with gum

I don't care but I want a pet one I have this perfect plan to make tons of money off of it when it's a baby via youtube vids and then when it's older and bigger I'll ride it to places instead of driving while specifically going out of my way to have it crush those assholes with the nuts hanging off their truck because they always seem to drive like total douche bags the only problem is it's actually very hard to purchase an Elephant

hopefully they're better than my friend he's the type that we'll be at the store and a lady will sneeze as she walks by and he's utterly convinced that was her way of saying she wanted me

My room is on the west side of my house so it gets sun blasted most the day I could have the Central AC set to 73 and it would be 82 in here so I bought a window unit and put it in and my life changed forever

Buy a window unit and keep the animals in that room or build a few of these and put them in the room with animals and the room you sleep in (in the event those are separate) either way that sucks. 100 degrees is always a brutal death and I hate it

there are 24/7 emergency dental places....I think If not just lie out your ass about one existing

Just tell them all you had dental work done and were high as shit from them knocking you out

I played some viduh games then I cooked some soup and watched baseball

I'd still mention it to HR, that way they can get a camera up or something to monitor that shit When I was working at Baker Hughes our sexual conduct instructions were basically "Don't speak to any women unless you absolutely have to or you'll probably get fired."

I would uh, definitely talk to your HR about him Also carry some mace in your purse, some dudes only get the message when you burn their eyeballs away with pepper spray

sounds like a.....pain HUZZAH!

Afterwards we can make lava pits on the floor out of legos