molarbear

Number A: I think Sauces just have it out for me, they seem to bend the laws of physics to land on my shirt Number B: I'm not a big fan of pants, when I got my first "adult" job and they told me casual Fridays meant I could wear jeans I was like "why does the World hate shorts?" Number C: no.... but those green irish spring soap bars are kind of enticing >.>

You're right! I just buy Books upon Books to impress the Ladies. I hope they see my unorganized Book pile and their Panties just melt off from sheer desire.

I like shedding my clothing and rocking PJ's my neighbors probably think the only clothing I own are gym shorts and t-shirts

You should become a dream scientist because I think you just found the missing link as to why I have nightmares and severe lack of ability to grow facial hair

we're just going to chalk that gif up to an ultimate fail

Happy Birthday...or possible belated Birthday at this point!

I was under the impression this thread was going to have a children's book about a cat slowly murdering off members of Black Sabbath

in all honesty I wish The Cubs and Scott Boras could have reached some kind of agreement but now we got Yu Darvish who is spending his 2nd stint on the DL and has 1 win...... We also have Tyler Chatwood who is just a giver of walks

I did.... it's pretty much the same story with the characters reversed. Mayhaps I missed it but how did Tak survive after Desperation? Or is it The whole Twinner thing? Did Regulators take place in a different World?

Man I want to like this photo but I can't help but notice there's no dogs

I gotta spread out to sleep. I landed in Dallas one night and got stuck in the airport overnight because of storms and I was on like 2 hours of sleep and could not pass out because the floor was nasty and I cannot sleep in a chair My brother and I ended up just doing weird poses on the escalators that went over the highway all night hoping at least one person that drove by would be like "was that man elephant serving tea to a field mouse?"

this is a picture of every book I read last year I need a new bookshelf but I've been too busy not wanting to spend money on one to buy it *edit I read Desperation this year

I often times get home and do a double check on stuff I need to do to make sure I've done it..... then I pretend the world doesn't exist by playing video games

EVERY SINGLE TIME!

My Ma just likes photos of all my cousins baby's and shares 8 year old memes I also have a really close female friend who I share a constant stream of insulting banter that I thought was on pause because she had recently had another kid so I was like "hey hope you're doing ok!" and then she was all "hope your dick falls off loser!" and then here comes Mom with the sub comment of "you go girlfriend! (*que emoji that makes no sense)" thus I kinda stopped using FB

Repeated Sawdy quote when we're playing Sea of Thieves. Cannot claim it as my own material stolen from Johnny Depp.

But you have heard of me, right?

My Mom has a FB there are times when I make comments where she'll drop my first, middle, and last name in a reply and I still go full on Defcon 1 "OH SHIT I'M IN TROUBLE!"

post count did not roll over I must now start a one month campaign where I complain about this daily

You don't have to and you shouldn't be criticized for it. That being said people that choose to do so out of comfort or belief shouldn't be criticized every step of the way for their believes either. Believe it or not it's that simple imo Once again there are people on both sides of the argument that feel like it's "there way or the highway" and that's why I hate people. I think everyone needs to just spend their free time with their friends or family, and if they're not available you build a blanket fort and keep to yourself the entire time It works for me

Jenewbee I propose you take up Mix's offer then the 3 of us can go to clubs in style

If the first Documentary isn't titled "how to slay dat ass (am I right boys?)" I will be profoundly disappointed

I feel like this was a lot of excess work to do when I lie to you all the time CHERUBS ARE ANGELS TOO

It doesn't matter what people believe in, there's always going to be those few that take it way too extreme and go out of their way to force it down people's throats.

I'm sorry man. It was hard losing my Nana but I was also relieved because her last two years she was just in and out of the hospitals/nursing homes for all kinds of reasons.