molarbear

I don't care but I want a pet one I have this perfect plan to make tons of money off of it when it's a baby via youtube vids and then when it's older and bigger I'll ride it to places instead of driving while specifically going out of my way to have it crush those assholes with the nuts hanging off their truck because they always seem to drive like total douche bags the only problem is it's actually very hard to purchase an Elephant

hopefully they're better than my friend he's the type that we'll be at the store and a lady will sneeze as she walks by and he's utterly convinced that was her way of saying she wanted me

My room is on the west side of my house so it gets sun blasted most the day I could have the Central AC set to 73 and it would be 82 in here so I bought a window unit and put it in and my life changed forever

Buy a window unit and keep the animals in that room or build a few of these and put them in the room with animals and the room you sleep in (in the event those are separate) either way that sucks. 100 degrees is always a brutal death and I hate it

there are 24/7 emergency dental places....I think If not just lie out your ass about one existing

Just tell them all you had dental work done and were high as shit from them knocking you out

I played some viduh games then I cooked some soup and watched baseball

I'd still mention it to HR, that way they can get a camera up or something to monitor that shit When I was working at Baker Hughes our sexual conduct instructions were basically "Don't speak to any women unless you absolutely have to or you'll probably get fired."

I would uh, definitely talk to your HR about him Also carry some mace in your purse, some dudes only get the message when you burn their eyeballs away with pepper spray

sounds like a.....pain HUZZAH!

Afterwards we can make lava pits on the floor out of legos

New plan... We unroll the toothpaste and just smash it around all unevenly in the container We'll be true monsters tonight

That's why I try not to nap I'm not one of those "15 min nap people" I'm more like the "3-4 hour nap" type and that just destroys any hopes of me having a decent bed time

like actual sleeping pill or an edible?

Blanket forts are a no brainer although I do kind of build a pillow fort around my head when I go to sleep

Nice! Now let's go pee all over the toilet seat and blame it on our older sibling

Mods watching your threads now all like

DUDE!!!!! You've never watched Parks and Rec?

you should make a poll thread asking if people prefer blanket or pillow forts

it's it multiple rooms or just one room you gotta figure out? Also has anyone ever attempted an any % run where they simply kick the door they entered through down and scream "I WIN!"

I kind of want to do one but I feel like 4-5 of my friends in a small room together trying to figure something out would be a catastrophe we usually just stick to getting drunk and playing laser tag

Happy Birthday Fezzik!

Go back to the tower dude Mine glows blue.... that was the deciding factor in my purchase

reading this while simultaneously drinking water was a mistake, I gotta wipe my desk now

I've been there! I get tired around 8 like an old person and stay up and then a few hours later I get my 2nd wind and sleep is damn near impossible I have friends that can pretty much sleep on command and it annoys the shit out of me