molarbear

To each their own

I was just talking about angering you by shooting lawn gnomes hundreds of miles through the air and having them shatter upon your lawn every morning I can't make miracles happen

I absolutely hate Apple products. Just a personal preference

Sure? I'm not familiar with Apple products

I suggest making a modern day "David" statue out of them Use the OG Iphone for the package

I do tho, I do

You eventually get numb to it it takes awhile though

ok, but I'm also going to include every apple product that has crapped out on my friends for LB

you're suppose to have nuts hanging from the front and back of your vehicle now

I mainly just want a reason to build a huge catapult capable of shooting things across States my main goal is to be able to launch lawn gnomes at @crackymckrackin's yard

well in that case

I actually have some in my fridge right now, you want me to try and catapult it to you?

did you fight the MANBEARPIG?

Can we add a 3rd "sense of humor" cliche? I think I'd fall under that one

Did you ask it how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I've been dying to know the answer for what seems like years now

I had bolts surgically put into my head so I can just screw them on and off whenever I want I usually only rock them when I'm trying to buy meth

That's pretty spot on minus the facial hair

I just view it as the insanely hot grind you gotta put up with to get to Fall

I feel like this question is easily answered by simply stealing the Wonder Twins rings and transforming into a shrimp then writing a memoir about your time as a shrimp

Unless I've ordered pizza I generally don't even bother to check the door when the doorbell rings The only exception is when Girl Scout Cookies are being sold, then I will vault over objects to check the door hoping to get my fix of a box of Tagalongs

does this mean fapping in space is impossible?

I've played it on Xbox a few times One time my friend and I landed in the city and some dude found a rocket launcher and proceeded to blow the building apart floor by floor until he found us another time I hid in a bush in the dead center of the circle until there were only 3 people remaining and attempted to win it all, I killed two people and the last dude ran up to me with a shotgun and that was the end of that

My Parents took my Brother and I to an Arcade/Pizza place when I was wee Pup. They had a Ghostbuster's Game where all the lasers shot at a 45 Degree angle and my cognitive skills could not comprehend what was happening. I got offed in the first 20 seconds or so, and they still joke about it to this day.

Dude, Sundays are always slow

Dark Souls Remastered I forgot how unforgiving this game can be at times