molarbear

I miss it too It's time for us Old Guard to move on though and let the kids enjoy their shitty Joe talks to you shows these days our last beacon of hope is the probably 5 new venture bro episodes we're getting this year until they go on hiatus for another 6-7 years

WWWWhat? You've never played drunk Halo, Battlefield, COD, or Overwatch?

BAHAHAHAHA! I pictured this

Nah unlike most people I try to keep my love life as private as possible We can talk about sports, dogs, music, tv shows, or books though... hopefully while playing some sort of video game though because my attention span is like 3 seconds when I'm drinking unless I'm playing a video game

^ this I actually talk to people when I drink instead of being all shy

I stopped playing them after the third one what'd they do to that version to fuck the game up so bad?

WHO DAFUQ IS DRIVING THE BOAT?

I hear when you're that far out no one can hear you fart

Tequila and Led Zeppelin: The Documentary of the night you were conceived

What is K5

This post was a joke, I have no beef against you.

A person on the internet triggered. Take it to Tumblr foo

COMETH AT ME BRUH

because they try to cram as many people on a plane as possible in order to make you as uncomfortable as possible and make shit tons of money

Only on Planes I always try to get the emergency door seats because every other fucking seat was built for a 4 ft tall person and my legs are killing me by the end of the flight

I'd link a clip but the only video on youtube of it has some weird ass messages about the some government purposely causing earthquakes

I always tell people the "Maine Justice" skit was probably one of the funniest ones I've ever seen and generally no one remembers it It was from the episode Jamie Foxx hosted and it literally had me in tears

Nope. Can't do it, I don't trust zippers anywhere near my junk

That would be the best ghost ever! I just feel terrible for people that end up with ghost porcupines

I've never shopped there I'm more of a Kohl's type person where I can buy 5 pairs of shorts for the price of one at Abercrombie

I can't sleep without some kind of cover... I usually end up kicking them off when I wrestle the invisible bears that attack me in my sleep

If it makes you feel any better I get creeped out when my *limbs hang off the mattress at all because I know there are no monsters under my bed but I still think something is going to chomp them off in my sleep fixed it!

Summer Girls? That song got played so much it nearly drove me insane Those dudes looked like total Douche bags

ya know, as someone who's Nana spent the last few years of her life in a Nursing home and then Hospice care Thank you for what you do