molarbear

I'm not looking forward to the weather tomorrow

That's never fun One time I pulled or strained a muscle in my lower back that caused it to spasm and hurt like no other anytime I moved, I could literally only sit straight up or lay down to keep it from happening I spent 3 days fearing having to go #2 because the motion of sitting on a toilet was like 5 mins of slow painful movements

Kids say the darnedest thinks

if I was a preschool teacher and heard a kid say that I'd play it off like I never heard them and they'd probably be my favorite student

I don't know I'm no amateur when it comes to drinking but drinking with his family is akin to just taking a steak knife and stabbing yourself in the liver repeatedly

I was driving with him in my car to the store when someone cut me off and I yelled "What in the actual fuck" ....completely forgetting his kid was in the back seat and going through that stage of learning to talk where he repeats things he hears so instantly clear as day I hear "what in the actual fuck" from behind me I felt bad but also laughed so hard that I almost had to pull over

now all you have to do is find a shirt with long sleeves that matches it then you can go stand next to suits of armor at a museum and see how well you blend in

I hear ya, I miss old school turn based FF combat I remember playing Eternal Darkness..... I was like 15 and playing it at 1 am and the "crazy" meter got too high so my character randomly just snapped in half mid torso and I was "WTF"

Dat Home Run Derby! First one I've watched in a long time and I was fully entertained Schwarber was my favorite but Harper winning it was fitting most of their Home Runs were legit moon shots and it as worth the 3 hours of watching commercials

I literally just button mashed my way through that game and still have no idea how the combat system really worked I never said anything about it because I thought I was the only one confused by it

Whenever I find myself driving long distances I try to make up cool back stories of the other people driving around me it's entertaining for about 20 mins then driving gets boring again

I'm not a big fan of Asian food but the last pic looks especially unappetizing. Those metric fuck tons of what I assume are onions make it look not edible

I just discovered Supernatural on Netflix and I've been binging the shit out of it

I usually start in the center and wake up in a different spot

I don't have the ability to listen to podcasts unless I know the person I can't listen to people talk for more than like 5 mins without zoning out

I bought the Sega Classic Collection and I've been playing the shit out of Shining Force 2 I'm trying to find the fastest approach to all the battles so I can start trying to speed run the game

I was expecting the Swanson pyramid of greatness

It's actually pretty entertaining to go and read some of the threads in there on slow nights

you still cannot deny that that is a squirrel water skiing better than most humans can

it's a facade! She's just waiting for the right moment to unleash death upon you

get woke jackie... get woke

I may start putting food out for them because I think one of them is blind or possessed because it has those weird "Blind Dude from Robin Hood" eyes everytime I open the door he just looks my way with those glazed eyes and I can't tell if he's like "Come at me bruh I'll steal your soul" or if its other enhanced senses are kicking in and when the door opens he's smelling the fart I unleashed like 20 mins ago escape into his nature kingdom

ya know... now that you fixed it my comment seems less relevant but I did a 10 second search on youtube for "squirrels riding bikes" and saw zero videos of squirrels pedaling mini bicycles I think I may have struck a gold mine with this idea

I didn't mind them until they chewed a hole in the top of the feeder at that point they violated the backyard treaty of 2016 and war was declared

I know what you meant by this post but all I could picture were squirrels riding tiny bicycles