molarbear

Not me I think if I ever have a video go viral it'd be boring as fuck, it'd probably be me drunk attempting to remember my FB login and failing miserably 10 times in a row then yelling at the computer

Give that pup ear scratches!

Dunno I never really watched the show I'm part of the less than 1% that never really got into that show

Lol 4 people, someone better call the fire dept this is definitely a fire hazard

I use work for a place that did paint touch up for the Lexus dealership, normally they'd clean the cars before we got them but one time someone dropped off a car to be serviced that had (what I'm fairly positive) was a milk substance spilled in the car and left out in the heat for what I assume was an eternity because it smelled absolutely terrible I've never been the type of person where my stomach turns over easily but I was literally driving less than a 1/4 mile and had to pull over and step out of the car because it smelled so bad

That's pretty fucking dope

Hiya! Hope you and Doc are doing well!

It takes place in Maine and Dude's daughter's cat just got ran over and they buried it in an old Native American graveyard ...I'm reading Pet Sematary

That suckks My first adult job was like that, every other place I could just take off and if you quit before the year is up they just take it out of your final paycheck

I would have used it as an excuse to take a day off

Resident Evil 4 I played it like 11 years ago and I don't remember it being this hard

I think they've become Allies with Nature itself because a fucking giant ass storm literally ripped my tree in half today Somewhere under that hunk of tree is the remains of my bird feeder

she wanted you to pull her claw

This reminds me of those two brothers in the retirement home from Alan Wake

Sho is

I'm getting a custom trophy made for the round I won

That's a dangerous dance

NICE! It may be the angle but it it looks like you went with a short bed and placed a tool box in it. Just enough space to move stuff while also the perfect excuse to say no for when people want help moving

After discussing it with my corner we're throwing in the towel You get the W

Ya know, when my friend's give me shit for having a baby face and not being able to grow facial hair I always rebuttable with "and your hair line is receding, or, you're turning grey" it shuts them up instantly

^ This is how I felt this morning

It never gets old

if we're still referring to Bennifer's self entitled "Daddy" theme then yeah I question the fuck outta him. Dude's so full of shit his eyes are brown