Doom Metal Alchemist

"I MASTURBATED TO AN EXTRA CURVY PIECE OF DRIFTWOOD THE OTHER DAY" -Morty Smith.

My dad spanked me once, for biting my brother. My mom never beat me. I know it seems like I was coddled, but I think that one spanking messed me up. To this day I have a VERY hard time going against his wishes.

I'm sorry, I didn't hear you.

Once a upon time, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

That is a very tough question. I could divide this into two categories: 1. The song I've heard from my personal music collection the most. 2. The song I've heard on the radio the most. Figuring out the answer to either of those categories would be hard enough, but then figuring out the winner of the two winners would be really tough. You know what? I'm gonna go with AC/DC - Back in Black for the most on the radio. The most from my personal music collection... That's a little tougher. I've gone through many times where I'll obsessively listen to certain albums, then move on to obsessively listening to other albums, leaving those prior albums in the dust. When I was a kid and teen, I didn't by much music, so I was more likely to play the same CDs over and over and over. Since I've been in my early twenties, I have been buying far more music, so my listening is spread out to more albums, which results in me listening to particular albums obsessively less common. And the ones I listened to obsessively when I was younger mostly have been collecting dust for the past decade and a half. Welp, I think figuring out the answer to my personal music collection is impossible, and I think I've probably heard Black in Black on the radio more times than I've played any one song from my personal music collection, so I guess Back in Black is the winner.

Were you high?

I'm ashamed to say, but yes. I'm so 4ever alone that I have sometimes compensated by grabbing my own moobs. I've lost like 40 lbs though, so my moobs aren't really grabbale anymore.

I'm too scrawny for anyone to want to pay for my body.

Dang, I didn't see that coming. Not your pick for LuAnne, but that you hate them all. Not a fan of the show?

My shock when I figured out the Like-like's were coiled snakes.

Favorite King of the Hill character, and why? (I am watching King of the Hill right now)

Yeah, I can see your point. I think there were enemies in the Castlevania II booklet that I just didn't plain recognize from the game, even though I saw my brother play through the whole thing (as in the ambiguous sprite used in the game doesn't exactly resemble the awesome detail in the booklet).

You don't think this in the pic is a little too low-tech looking to pass for a cartoon that would be on TV?

I see. Remember when video games didn't at all look like cartoons on TV?

That wiggle room one looks like anime to me. What makes it not anime?

I almost posted a kill/marry/fuck question consisting of users here, but I decided against it. Anyway, favorite anime babe? Provide pics.

For non-traditionally-phone functions, I generally prefer my computer. However, I like texting WAY more than voice-to-voice calling. I also like how I can bring my phone with me in any room of the house (as well as anywhere outside the house), but I can also turn it off when I want. So it's like the best of both worlds, either I can communicate from anywhere or I can choose to shut everyone out at the click of a button. I use mobile banking. I could figure out how to use the bank's website on my comp, but I don't feel like it. Since I use the mobile app to deposit checks, I don't feel the need to figure out their desktop site. That's probably the only exception to my "prefer to do it on the computer" rule. For "prefer to do on my comp, but can be very useful on phone" is when I am CD shopping in a brick-and-mortar music store, and I see an album cover/name that catches my eye that I do not recognize, but it looks like something I may like. Get out the cell phone, get on Safari and look up reviews of the album and decide whether or not to buy it based on that. When I'm out and about waiting for something to happen/start, listening to music on my phone makes killing the time infinitely more enjoyable. If I'm waiting for my name to be called or something and I want to make sure I can hear, I play solitaire instead (I don't really care about games, but its something to do while I'm waiting for something). For pretty much my entire adult life until maybe like last year or 2016, I would listen to the radio every time I would drive somewhere in my car. Well in recent years I've been fed up with the radio, so now I play my phone's iPod app on shuffle through a blue-tooth speaker that fits in my drink-holder. So much better than the radio. I love the notes app on my phone. I use it to makes notes of all kinds of things. The Reminder app USED to be great. For some reason somewhere along the line, the timer that would tell the app when to pop the reminder up stopped working. Like I would set it, and it would immediately unset. The reminder would still be there, but it never pops up without me specifically accessing it. The point of the Reminder app is so it pops up at the right time so I don't forget about something! Oh well. Love the weather and calendar apps. I guess weather is another thing I prefer on the phone than the computer, but I don't have a weather app on my comp. I use the calendar app on my phone when I'm not by my computer. Sometimes while I'm out waiting for something, I'll check my email, facebook, craigslist, letgo, ebay... but all those I prefer to do on the comp.

It's either disability, a job, or living in a gutter. The choice is yours.

@SwimModSponges what's "tarrying"?

In my experience, most goth girls are fat anyway.

I'm only older than (almost?) all the IBers. Apparently cracky is an exception. At least I consider him an IBer.

Oh, did Boo lose all her blackness all of a sudden?

That's too bad. I don't know if your Comm 1A class is the very rudimentary one, like my Comm 3 was. Our teacher actually encouraged us to pick really easy topics. I did one speech about my Ozzy hat, one speech about the band Rainbow... I can't remember what my other speech was about. Maybe the info being presented wasn't important to anybody, but before I took that class I was deathly nervous about presenting in class, and after that class presenting in other classes was cake. Presenting easy shit gets you comfortable talking in front of a crowd which is a very valuable skill to have. I really think that was really the only goal of that Comm 3 class that I took, but it's a very valuable one imo.

@Adminderaptorpat on the grassy knoll.