Doom Metal Alchemist

lol. I'm kind of curious to know what further questions you have, but I'm doubting my ability to adequately answer them. EDIT: Just in case I was not clear about this and this is one of things you have questions about: I mean he did not live with us long while I was alive, as I was born either late in his teen years or in his early 20s, or whatever. So that doesn't necessarily mean he didn't live with my parents much longer than I personally remember. Its also worth noting that he is my half brother, same father, different mother. So I have no idea how much of his life he lived with his mother, and how much he lived with us.

My earliest memories of him he was a college student, and although he did live with us, it wasn't for that long.

Well pop tarts sure as fuck aren't for lunch or dinner.... however, they make for great snacks at whatever time of day or night.

I like Wendy's 4-for-4. Unfortunately there's no wendy's around where I live. But there is a Wendy's right across the street from my college campus, so sometimes I eat dinner there before my night class, so that's cool.

If DVs get set up in DF, I'm ok with that, but I'd rather have it occur organically, I don't want to change my posting/viewing habits to make it happen, mainly because I don't really care either way. But poof was right in that users (at least some of them) will develop an e-peen by getting dv'd into oblivion. The most obvious of these is Zeni. I can't fucking believe people here still give him attention. Literally all he wants is to get shat on. Fucking ignore him. And if dv's get instated anywhere on the board, contributing to his negative rep will be another thing he wants. Also DVs on nodebb led to far more whining from people with thin skin than I've seen whining here. Furthermore, I'm in agreement with Mexo that more extreme separation of DF and FFA would be a bad thing. The current separation we have now works for me. I'm also in agreement with the person who said (I can't remember who) that people who make ok threads in FFA but the threads get moved to DF because of some asshattery due to others in the thread would get punished unfairly. Someone might start off in an innocuous thread in FFA that gets moved to DF because of others asshattery, but still want to contribute to the non-asshattery of the topic now in DF, especially the OP. The poster of a thread shouldn't feel obligated to abandon their thread because some other asshat got it moved to DF.

"Interactive" doesn't seem edgy to me. How about Hyperactive Hymen? Its even got alliteration going for it.

I actually have no idea how old my oldest brother is.

Moroccan sex change wasn't enough, now we got a Moroccan cloning!

I wouldn't mind being killed by those knockers.

Metal slides were awful when you were wearing shorts. You wouldn't even slide, and the slide would burn the fuck out of your legs.

What's the difference between an American sex change and a Moroccan sex change?

My band.

I call bullshit.

There's leftover birthday cake in my fridge.

That joke doesn't work as well when one's default pronunciation of Caribbean is cuh-RIB-ee-uhn.

I had a hard time waking up this afternoon. Though I did go to bed at like 6 in the morning.

Oh is hockey where the phrase "the gloves are coming off" is from? I always thought it was from boxing.

So was he using gen-x English then? "Nice." = "oh yeah, that's awesome."

I'm not touching any of your pillows with a ten foot pole.

I was close, I guessed "to the balloon store."

You go ahead.

With my-- goddamn it!

Sounds like Phillies is starting to get to you.

Had a good dinner and cake, so yep!