Doom Metal Alchemist

That looks exactly what I was thinking of, but that commercial looks and sounds a lot older than I thought the toy was. I guess this weirdness has been going on for a while now, lol.

I usually see far more girls' and even unisex toy commercials on CN than boys' toys, but when I do see commercials for boys' toys, they seem to be getting weirder than in past generations. Today I saw for a commercial that was like a radio controlled car (though I don't know if it actually radio controlled), but it wasn't a car, it was a fucking bee. It didn't fly. It was a fucking bee with two giant wheels that it drove on the ground on. And it could do flips and stuff. Who the fuck thought to combine cars and insects? A couple years ago I saw a commercial for dinosaur toys, but they weren't just any dinosaurs. They were like cyborg dinosaurs wearing missile launchers and shit. This is a toy literally straight out of Calvin's imagination. Girls' toys on the other hand, seem to remain stagnant in the same old baby dolls of the past. The only innovation being that they are getting more realistic in talking, pooping and peeing, blinking, feeding, etc.

I wouldn't be surprised if he sends you right home.

And on April fool's day a bunch of posts would have infinity kudos.

Yeah, I've been tiny most of my life. I weighed like 102 pounds as a high school freshman, 112 pounds as a high school senior, and I dropped to 106 pounds in my first year of college as a result of cutting out soda for a while.

Just imagine what fun he'd poke at you if he knew you jacked off into your bare hand looking over a comatose girl laying in a hospital bed.

My dad never made fun of my weight, but for a while he was criticizing me for it, by saying "you really need to get on the treadmill." I had gained a lot of weight over the past decade or so when that happened. I kind of resented his comments just for the fact that he himself has been much fatter than me my whole life, so its like, "who are you to talk?" but then he'd retort with "I go on two hour walks every day, I'm eating a lot healthier now, and I have been losing a lot of weight. You're eating pizza and drinking soda every single day and not exercising at all. And you have gained a ton of weight." Back in 2015, my doctor diagnosed me as pre-diabetic, so I started exercising and changed my diet, and ended up losing a lot of weight. At my heaviest ever I was about 185, the last time I weighed myself (probably last month), I was about 125. My doctor has since told me I have reversed my pre-diabetes, and I am not only not diabetic, but I'm not even pre-diabetic anymore.. Anyway, earlier this year I found an old selfie from 2013 on my computer, and I was an ugly fat fuck with a lot of zits. Now I feel my dad was right to criticize my weight back then, despite me not liking it at the time. I am actually kind of ashamed I let myself go that much.

I have absolutely no knowledge on the subject, so take what I say with a grain of salt. I agree with you about "sit up" but I agree with your gf about "speak".

I don't particularly care about CN, but I often have it on as background noise, and I'll occasionally look up at the screen. This has been enough for me to dislike Unikitty already. The titular character and Puppycorn have the same major flaw that Cyborg does on TTG: they excitedly exclaim every single fucking line of dialogue, whether or not it calls for it. This is really fucking annoying. Fictional characters, cartoon or not, shouldn't act like they're always on cocaine. Those of you who still like non-adult cartoons, what do you think of it?

I liked Frankie. Mr. Harriman was the annoying one.

Not imo. Not even in Ghostbusters where she was probably pretty young. Similarly, I've never thought Jamie Lee Curtis was attractive. Not even in Halloween, when, again, she was pretty young. And actually had long hair.

Man, that might give you splinters.

What I'm focusing on is the fact that an 11 year old can drink half a bottle of vodka and 8 beers, and not die of alcohol poisoning.

Eh, at least you posted a pic. Also, see my last post edited.

Now you MUST post it! Also, was it a french fry?

I don't know if I've seen a pic of you, I've got to see this at-least-in-my-mid-20s-but-look-12 face.

Do you think an RPG-like happy bouncy everything's cool in the town song would've worked for that same exact video?

The music and the video go really well together.

^_v

The bed or the cat?

<_>

Five second rule.

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Oh god, can I ever relate to that. Maybe not quite the same, because I was still in high school at the time, a senior... We had a 20 page group report to do for our final project in English class. My group literally never talked or met about the project even once. so at 8:00 PM the night before it's due, I do the entire thing by myself. I was up until like 4:30 AM doing the damn thing. But I got it done. And when I got it back and graded? Received 245 / 250 points. Boo-yah!

Instead of showing you my facebook profile photo, I'll show you the one I took with the intent of making it my facebook profile pic but didn't get it how I wanted to because it wasn't square. Because I like this one better than the one that ended up my facebook profile pic.