Doom Metal Alchemist

@SwimModSponges what's "tarrying"?

In my experience, most goth girls are fat anyway.

I'm only older than (almost?) all the IBers. Apparently cracky is an exception. At least I consider him an IBer.

Oh, did Boo lose all her blackness all of a sudden?

That's too bad. I don't know if your Comm 1A class is the very rudimentary one, like my Comm 3 was. Our teacher actually encouraged us to pick really easy topics. I did one speech about my Ozzy hat, one speech about the band Rainbow... I can't remember what my other speech was about. Maybe the info being presented wasn't important to anybody, but before I took that class I was deathly nervous about presenting in class, and after that class presenting in other classes was cake. Presenting easy shit gets you comfortable talking in front of a crowd which is a very valuable skill to have. I really think that was really the only goal of that Comm 3 class that I took, but it's a very valuable one imo.

@Adminderaptorpat on the grassy knoll.

Not usually.

She's Asian.

Take a look at her selfie-avatar.

What about the robot maids?

Maybe he needed exactly the correct amount of the letter i.

I don't have enough of an imagination to meaningfully contribute to this thread. All I got is the eyePhone from Futurama.

I'm getting the impression that you are very, very, bored.

You are a self-employed free-lance artist.

Oh. Assuming I understood that right, no, I'm not NEET.

You're going to have to define NEET for me, before I answer that.

It most not have been a very good one.

There are a LOT here I don't get (I know of very little anime outside of AS), but some of the ones I do get are pretty good.

Once that phone is put out of its misery and you get a new one, you need to invest in a nice case.

Everyone else sees when you piss?

Blood Pus. OOOOH I get it. Well played.

It needs a slight modification to fit with the "I am showing this show sucks" theme... Samurai Sham Poo

I know I used 'gay' a few times in the OP, but I feel it's really getting overused now. How about Parannoying Agent?

Santa's a huge ass threat though.

I'll give a like for this post since you posted the link.