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Doom Metal Alchemist

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  1. Doom Metal Alchemist
    I thought you weren't supposed to put metal in the microwave.
  2. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Blueberry muffins, are pretty great, but chocolate chocolate chips muffins, mmmmmm.... Side note, because of a certain episode of Seinfeld, I am too afraid of eating poppy seed muffins while seeking employment.
  3. Doom Metal Alchemist
    You like it rough, huh?
  4. Doom Metal Alchemist
    I don't drink alcohol, but the last thing I had to drink was chocolate milk.
  5. Doom Metal Alchemist
    When all else fails... Happy birthday, Naraku!
  6. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Good name.
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    When I want ice cream, I want it NOW. depends on how long it's been sitting in the freezer, 5 - 10 seconds.
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    I do that to soften it up, otherwise it's literally impossible to scoop out. But that reminds me, I'll do the same thing to brownies to try to simulate them being "straight out of the oven."
  10. Doom Metal Alchemist
    I haven't seen much of the show, is that Steven's dad when he was younger?
  11. Doom Metal Alchemist
    And an extra large rum?
  12. Doom Metal Alchemist
    I can just imagine that poor woman slightly tilting her neck, and her costume hair comes tumbling down.
  13. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Garnet's hair looks incredibly uncomfortable to wear.
  14. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Why isn't it able to play games anymore?
  15. Doom Metal Alchemist
    The host gave him no respect, no respect at all...
  16. Doom Metal Alchemist
    This will probably make me sound like a misogynist, but... "enlarges breasts in women."
  17. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Were two robot gator penises implied?
  18. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Nothing to report yet.
  19. Doom Metal Alchemist
    "Sit boy!"
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    They have to deal with a whole fucking TV crew and cable network executives.
  22. Doom Metal Alchemist
    That's infinitely more douchey than vaping.
  23. Doom Metal Alchemist
    That's why you... go... with her...?
  24. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Guys, countfrylock isn't even here.
  25. Doom Metal Alchemist
    You should do what @TrigunBebop did with his irrational fear and turn it into a fetish.
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