Doom Metal Alchemist

I fucking love texting (as opposed to calling). All the benefits of Internet message boards, but with people you know in real life!

That's generally me in any voice-to-voice or face-to-face conversation, but ESPECIALLY over the phone.

Ok now that I like. My fav dungeon theme is probably the Phantom Train from FFVI, or if I'm cheating, the Red Wings theme from FFIV (because it's used as the theme for the crystal palace).

You don't love ketchup? ARE YOU NOT HUMAN??? j/k I like ketchup but not THAT much.

As far as Final Fantasy goes, I'm pretty much a 16-bit only guy... just listened to this theme for a little over a minute and it didn't even sound like a battle theme to me, let alone a boss battle theme. It sounds more like an "explore the open world" theme.

Damn, was that because of the eye-patch or lack of glasses? In high school P.E. swimming unit, I had to get out of the pool to use the bathroom. I was genuinely shocked I was able to find the bathroom and a urinal without my glasses... But the bathroom was mere yards away from the pool anyway. (outdoor pool... This is California, after all). But then when it came time to get back in the pool, there was no fucking way in hell I was going to figure out which lane I came from to go back to.

buh-dum-ts?

@TrigunBebop is a pretty cool guy who likes balloons and doesn't realize I'm afraid of A LOT of things.

And now it looks like stilgar is calling a trans person transphobic. I have no idea wtf that means, but it made me lol. I believe that is you. Or is that not so secret? THANK YOU I mean, this is That_One_Guy's thread, I don't know why boo would care. Ok, so the user actually above me.... Uh, high school English teacher continually frustrated by stupid students? You don't post about that much, but when you do, it sounds like a problem that you constantly have...

It's like when a baby unwraps their Christmas present and plays with the wrapping paper and ignores the actual present.

Well in your near-death-by-food-allergy state, you still managed to say one of the most clever things I've ever read here.

Did he get the banhammer?

Happy birthday! Just pretend that's your name under Happy Birthday on the cake. >_>

I hate to break it to you, but fudgecicles have already been created. For some reason, this feels like Bob's Burgers or something already did this exact joke.

That would be a blast to see him singing, playing guitar, and dancing with gpc all at that same time.

No, I remember that. Me thinks someone got the banhammer for that.

Pretty sure it heavily contributed to the dissolution of my drummer's marriage. We formed the band in 2016, and he was married at the time. By 2017, they were separated, she and the kids moved out. As for that last comment.... I am much more strong as a rhythm guitar player than lead guitar, but I love lead guitar when done to my liking. We tried several lead guitar players out but they kept leaving the band for one reason or another... The rest of the guys one day came up to me and said, "We don't want any more lead guitar players. We want you to do the lead." I'm really unsure of this.... I definitely see their point, but I want someone who can shred faces off, and I'm just not that guy... Oh well, we'll see what happens.

Hey, practicing to get better is always a good reason.

17, WAT? I thought it was 16.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought that. It legitimately threw me off and I had to re-read it a few times.

Oh my god, Chun Li's face... She looks part warthog.

Goddamn it. I was writing off sawdy's comment as ridiculous, but now I can't unsee it.

Damn, lucky. It may be shitty, but that free laptop is coming in handy right now, huh?

Fuck, I forgot to respond to this when I first replied to the thread. *ahem* Sponges (because ginguy refuses to acknowledge sponges' existence, and probably has for several years now)

As an adult, I couldn't beat it because I couldn't figure out the correct pattern for world 8-4 before the timer runs out, and I couldn't get any practice in because there's a part in world 8-3 where the hammer bros. almost always kill me.