Doom Metal Alchemist

Why, why are you doing this? When I read the thread title, my first thought was "he's just playing the sympathy card to get your attention," but now that I read the OP that is very clearly not the case.

Did you actually beat Super Ghouls N Ghosts? I can't believe it. My brother, who is the bestest video gamer I've ever known, came damn close to beating it.... He played through the game twice like you're supposed to, but he never found whatever hidden item it is you're supposed to find during the second go-round.

I hope that's not legit. The Garfield I know would say something clever like, "I AM in shape! Round is a shape!"

By "super band" do you mean "super group"?

One time we had some painters here, and my mom was getting ready to pick up our dinner from Burger King. She asked the painters if they wanted anything. One guy said sure. The other guy declined. She kept asking him "are you sure? Are you sure?" He kept politely declining. So when my mom gets back with the food, she got both painters food. The guy who accepted the invitation was very grateful. The guy who declined, still declined it after it was brought home for him. Once they left, my mom let us know she was pretty offended that the one painter didn't eat any of the food she got him. I'm like, "mom, he told you he didn't need anything. Several times." Maybe he's not hungry. Maybe his wife will have a nice hot homecooked meal ready for him when he gets home and he doesn't want to spoil his appetite. And it's fucking Burger King. Maybe he's on a diet. Maybe he's diabetic. Maybe he's a health freak.

I don't even know what Iron Will is.

Nah. Nah.

SMB2 hate is history revision. I didn't know one single kid that didn't like it back in the day. As for Mega Man 7, I didn't really like that game... I didn't really like Mega Man 4 or 5 either (never played 6).... but Mega Man 7 was released on the same system as, and later than, Mega Man X. Like, why did Mega Man 7 even need to exist?

Hey fuck you, I've never seen Balto and I'm no anti-vaxxer.

You fucking Santa Claus?

What does "SUFI" mean?

Zelda II Castlevania 64 I want to say Castlevania II, but I think the hatred for that game is mostly AVGN-driven history revision. *shrug* Is RBI Baseball on the NES hated? That was a grand tradition with my brothers and I for a good while whenever they would come to visit. Good times.

SF Giants logo, I guess.

Damn birds!

Are you the dude or the cat?

Do you not remember Mr. Garrison teaching the kindergarteners all the various sex positions and demonstrating how to put a condom on your partner with your mouth?

The only hot girl in Inuyasha was Yura of the Demon Hair. Fite me.

Anything.... ever.

I work nocturnal hours so my parents handle the mail.

nb4 they find a dead body.

Fuck you, bitch.

Technically, "unemployed" means you're actually LOOKING for work.

Is this a fat joke?

I knew a kid in high school who looked just like Peter Griffin. This was like 1998 though, when looking like Peter Griffin wouldn't get you teased relentlessly.

What's the question mark?