Doom Metal Alchemist

I've never connected breast reductions and climate change, but my actual attitudes towards breast reductions are pretty similar, and I'm pretty sure I used to be far more outspoken about it ~a decade ago. It seems you know me better than even you realize.

As long as I don't have to hang out with waifu...

I was driving home at like 2:00 AM this morning, they were probably awake too long, if anything.

That makes everyone want to drive slow in every lane EXCEPT the slow lane? During the day the only reason I wouldn't be able to drive fast in the fast lane is because there is too much traffic. And even then, it's still faster then the other lanes. Late at night / early in the morning, the few people on the road are typically going slow, in the middle and left lanes, with absolutely nobody in the far right lane. And to top that off, late at night, the turtles in the fast lane never merge over to the next right lane when I catch up with them. MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU WANT ME TO PASS ON THE RIGHT? I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO DO THAT. BUT I GUESS YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT THAT "slow traffic keep right" SIGN EITHER, HUH?

It feels good to get out of the house and do something. Take this from someone who has been perpetually unemployed for most of his adult life.... And I think I am a few years older than you too.

The division of the seasons seems arbitrary to me. Here, it always seems like fall is only like a month long (late October/early Novmber to Early December). This year fall started in I want to say late September (which I guess is abnormally normal), and then winter happened when it usually did... but then it got even COLDER for practically the entire month of February. I don't think I've ever experienced that before. February was practically "super winter" here. (super winter in comparison to normal winter here, all you non-Californians would laugh at me calling this super winter). Finally this past week it's starting to warm up. I get out of work at 4:30 AM, and finally there's no longer any frost or fog on my car windshield when I get out of work. It's still raining though, which is weird.

Oh, I thought that's what made it so scary.

I've always shied away from lasik for the same reasons. I would say about a decade ago my dad even offered to pay in full for me to get lasik, but I declined because I was too scared. Since he retired and thus makes much less money, that offer is no longer on the table. But apparently it's a hell of a lot cheaper than it used to be, lol. It was fucking thousands of dollars when my mom got it around 1999.

"Neurotypicals," that's a new one to me.

Whoa whoa whoa whoa.... Your dogs ACTS LIKE Mr. Pickles?????

Dude, just throw me under the bus... I know I've tried discouraging boo from doing this already, but it seems like you remember my posts from a LONG fucking time ago on Lithium....

Oh, lol.

I just realized.... I thought the whole crossing legs thing started because you might be able to see up a girl's skirt if they keep their feet on the ground while sitting. Am I missing something?

That actually has happened to me before. Bleh!

Does she also say "only whores cross their legs"?

Lies, that would require you going upstairs.

Nah, I think I get what he's saying. Sometimes it's a lot easier to keep your emotions in check and your tantrums to yourself IRL then online. IRL you're more afraid of being judged and the shield of anonymity is not there. That's been my experience, anyway.

Not all therapists are so dense to LGBTQ issues. One of my facebook friends is a trans therapist (he's trans himself, I mean). Not saying you should go find yourself another therapist, but if you feel compelled, you can probably find someone on google that is not only properly sensitive to LGBTQ issues, but possibly specializes in them.

Happy birthday! According to google that's a cake^

"It's every patriot's duty to break an unjust rule." ....or something.

Blueberry muffins are great, but I like variety with my sweets.

I don't know, me and poppy seed muffins is like fuggs and dogs.

I've been considering lasik. I saw a TV commercial add that said "starts at $299 per eye." And I'm like "STARTS at???" You mean there's the "good" eye surgery, and the shitty eye surgery???

I thought you weren't supposed to put metal in the microwave.

Blueberry muffins, are pretty great, but chocolate chocolate chips muffins, mmmmmm.... Side note, because of a certain episode of Seinfeld, I am too afraid of eating poppy seed muffins while seeking employment.