Doom Metal Alchemist

*googles* Yep, I see it.

WHY IS YOUR CHIN CLEAN SHAVEN IN THIS PIC?

So... you're saying you have boobs like Gren?

Harrold from Total Drama Island is basically the spitting image of what I looked like in high school: College-aged Dr. Venture is basically how I looked/look off an on from college to the present: What cartoon characters do/did you look like?

I'm partial to Steve Young for similar reasons, but all us 49er fans recognize Joe Montana was the fucking man. I don't know why any Cowboy fans would recognize any Dallas QB other than Troy Aikman as being the fucking man (god I hated him so. ), regardless of when they were watching.... Unless they had a QB before him that was even better.

I'd rather take the cheese off than the onions.

Ok try to get this thread back on track... I'd rather have a two inch cock and perfect health for life. I'm already a 5ever alone virgin anyway. Would you rather lose the use of your arms, or lose the use of your legs?

Looks like something Space Ghost might fight.

.................Why not Troy Aikman?

Granted, but all you can think of is your own death, which causes, well, your own death. I want the power to never need sleep.

Well cooking the food is supposed to kill parasites, so I wouldn't sweat it too much.

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One time I was sick for two weeks, which is REALLY abnormal for me, so I went to the doctor and she said it's just a cold, it'll go away. And it took another week for it to finally go away. I don't know how the hell I managed to have a three week cold.

Damn man, what did she ever do to you?

Career change, or just for fun?

Granted, but this means you literally wash peoples' brains.... with soap and water. I want the power to see in the dark just as well as I see in the light.

I think big boob porn has ruined me, that girl looks WAY too skinny.

Dammit I wanted to say that.

I'm not sure if this is the right place for this, but maybe some arts and crafts people can help me... Anyone know where I can get GOOD quality "blank" baseball style caps to buy online? My intention is to get a band logo patch sewn onto it. I already have the patch. Don't want anything too cheap that'll look ragged in a couple years.

Granted, but you're the T-1000 (wait did I just ruin your power our make it a thousand times better?) I want the power of breathing under water.

That's a lie, it was rainman.

Does windows not give you the option to print in monochrome anymore?

Your middle finger emoji was my only tip off to what mini_ghost meant. At first I thought he meant like, "at least you don't have to make that long drive to work today."

Granted but you're in constant physical pain that's so unbearable, you wish you were dead every moment of your life. I want the power to shred like Eddie Van Halen.

The "record" symbol on the R key looks like a boob.