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  1. Doom Metal Alchemist
    When I want ice cream, I want it NOW. depends on how long it's been sitting in the freezer, 5 - 10 seconds.
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    I do that to soften it up, otherwise it's literally impossible to scoop out. But that reminds me, I'll do the same thing to brownies to try to simulate them being "straight out of the oven."
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    I haven't seen much of the show, is that Steven's dad when he was younger?
  4. Doom Metal Alchemist
    And an extra large rum?
  5. Doom Metal Alchemist
    I can just imagine that poor woman slightly tilting her neck, and her costume hair comes tumbling down.
  6. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Garnet's hair looks incredibly uncomfortable to wear.
  7. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Why isn't it able to play games anymore?
  8. Doom Metal Alchemist
    The host gave him no respect, no respect at all...
  9. Doom Metal Alchemist
    This will probably make me sound like a misogynist, but... "enlarges breasts in women."
  10. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Were two robot gator penises implied?
  11. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Nothing to report yet.
  12. Doom Metal Alchemist
    "Sit boy!"
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  14. Doom Metal Alchemist
    They have to deal with a whole fucking TV crew and cable network executives.
  15. Doom Metal Alchemist
    That's infinitely more douchey than vaping.
  16. Doom Metal Alchemist
    That's why you... go... with her...?
  17. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Guys, countfrylock isn't even here.
  18. Doom Metal Alchemist
    You should do what @TrigunBebop did with his irrational fear and turn it into a fetish.
  19. Doom Metal Alchemist
    I really wouldn't call this a complaint thread, especially compared to how she would post about her past job(s), ex-roommates, and parents.
  20. Doom Metal Alchemist
    I already hated NY'ers food habits with your folding pizza slices like fucking tacos and your anti-ketchup hot dog elitism, but those are small potatoes compared to putting fucking cheese on sweets.
  21. Doom Metal Alchemist
    The Internet. You know she's probably already looking at porn on that iphone you bought her, right?
  22. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Nah, all you gotta do is take her to the nearest ComicCon / ComicCon-like gathering every year.
  23. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Goddamn. I must have a drink with every meal, and even snack. I need something to wash down my food, and often.
  24. Doom Metal Alchemist
    I don't know if I would call someone with a beard a "trap." You pretty much know what you're getting.
  25. Doom Metal Alchemist
    You don't say.
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