Doom Metal Alchemist

Your middle finger emoji was my only tip off to what mini_ghost meant. At first I thought he meant like, "at least you don't have to make that long drive to work today."

Granted but you're in constant physical pain that's so unbearable, you wish you were dead every moment of your life. I want the power to shred like Eddie Van Halen.

The "record" symbol on the R key looks like a boob.

What happened to Prussia?

Who's Franco?

She looks kinda like a centaur.

Nice "sledge" hammer.

The idea is very Calvin-esque.

I was about to give a 'sad' react, but judging by the smiley, you seem to be in good spirits.

I think the only way anyone would buy that is if you made it into an IPA.

Aw, I don't know what Chidori is.

Granted, but your power is the ability to find every Sega Genesis cartridge of Echo The Dolphin. I want the power to be able to carry infinite numbers of items on my person like Link.

.......I'm not even convinced barbers or hairstylists give themselves their own haircuts.... Unless their haircut is to just shave their head. Do you shave your head?

I wish this means you've been growing your hair out for 15 years, but I know that's not the case, unless the selfie you posted in the pic thread is 15+ years old.

It's funny because you have said many, many times you love porn.

Granted, but they are only mute when not in your store. I want the power of Stretch Armstrong.

I'm not trying to be funny here, since you work for a pharmacy, this is a serious question: ZzzQuil is good for allergies? Or are you saying Benadryl is basically a placebo that puts you to sleep?

Oh. My bad.

Do they come in a big wooden Indian, or from a girl with a box strapped to her back?

So that begs the question.... why the NyQuil?

Damn! In all honesty, I probably won't fap tonight. I mean, maybe I will. I don't really plan on it though.

I saw something like that on HBO's Real Sex once when I was a kid. That segment sticks out in my mind because it featured the hottest chick I ever saw on that show (a cute red head with large natural tits), and her husband looked like he could've been in Black Sabbath circa 1987 - 1995.

Is sex between you two so horrible you'd rather pass out then have it?

@Naraku4656 Granted, but it's the power of Courtney Love. I want the power to change the TV channel with only my mind.

He's part of the conspiracy, duh.