Doom Metal Alchemist

SF Giants logo, I guess.

Damn birds!

Are you the dude or the cat?

Do you not remember Mr. Garrison teaching the kindergarteners all the various sex positions and demonstrating how to put a condom on your partner with your mouth?

The only hot girl in Inuyasha was Yura of the Demon Hair. Fite me.

Anything.... ever.

I work nocturnal hours so my parents handle the mail.

nb4 they find a dead body.

Fuck you, bitch.

Technically, "unemployed" means you're actually LOOKING for work.

Is this a fat joke?

I knew a kid in high school who looked just like Peter Griffin. This was like 1998 though, when looking like Peter Griffin wouldn't get you teased relentlessly.

What's the question mark?

*googles* Yep, I see it.

WHY IS YOUR CHIN CLEAN SHAVEN IN THIS PIC?

So... you're saying you have boobs like Gren?

Harrold from Total Drama Island is basically the spitting image of what I looked like in high school: College-aged Dr. Venture is basically how I looked/look off an on from college to the present: What cartoon characters do/did you look like?

I'm partial to Steve Young for similar reasons, but all us 49er fans recognize Joe Montana was the fucking man. I don't know why any Cowboy fans would recognize any Dallas QB other than Troy Aikman as being the fucking man (god I hated him so. ), regardless of when they were watching.... Unless they had a QB before him that was even better.

I'd rather take the cheese off than the onions.

Ok try to get this thread back on track... I'd rather have a two inch cock and perfect health for life. I'm already a 5ever alone virgin anyway. Would you rather lose the use of your arms, or lose the use of your legs?

Looks like something Space Ghost might fight.

.................Why not Troy Aikman?

Granted, but all you can think of is your own death, which causes, well, your own death. I want the power to never need sleep.

Well cooking the food is supposed to kill parasites, so I wouldn't sweat it too much.

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