Doom Metal Alchemist

I got that "richers" episode of South Park on in the background, and Token is singing to himself how he doesn't belong because he's rich and everyone else in town is poor. Part of the song was paraphrased in the title of this thread. And i'm like, lol, what, three bedroom houses are for poor people? When I was in high school I was considered by some to be a rich kid in part because our house has four bedrooms. Yeah, it's not three, but it's close, and I don't think one bedroom draws the hard line between "rich kid" and "poor kid."

Went to Burger King today. I ordered the Whopper $6 King Box. I imagine this conversation happened behind the scenes: "Well, looks like we're out of cookies. Let's just give him a shit ton of napkins. He'll never know the difference." "Why don't we just tell him we're out of cookies and ask if he wants something else?" "No." *stuffs 30 napkins in bag*

"Catch the Kudasai" does have a better ring to it, but I wanted to replace the other C / K word with Kudasai. I should've went with "Kudasai the King."

Be his editor / proofreader.

I don't get the connection between the name Kudasai and the word Greensleeves (though I don't know anything about the name Kudasai, other than it is (probably) Japanese). I was looking for words that begin with the K sound.

It was to pee your name in the snow, right?

Uh, you think he made his power go out on purpose?

@Kudasai Love the new profile. Since it's based on Rising, here is my favorite song from said album: Yeah, I know my thread title was a reference to a different album, but I couldn't think of a good play on words referencing Rising. I actually almost put Kill the Kudasai, but I figured people might get the wrong idea of what I meant. >_> I think you would've gotten it though.

For me it was The Drew Carey Show.

Uh, shouldn't you work out OR fast? Working out takes energy, food gives you energy (Calories). How the fuck do you even work out if you're hardly/not eating?

And as Axl would say, "welcome to the jungle."

Fall of the Paw Klan. (funny how they spelled klan with a k, was The Foot Klan supposed to be racist or something? )

I hated that song when it is was relevant. I had a very narrow mind when it came to music back then, though. My tastes in music are still very narrow, but now I don't think that any music that doesn't cater to my tastes is objectively bad like I used to, lol.

That sounds kinda like a rip-off of the genius garbage man from Dilbert.

My parents are ALL about the leftovers. It must've been decades since they cooked a meal that was meant for one dinner. Come to think of it, it was probably when my brother moved out, lol. He was an athlete and ate a TON.

I used to have a thing for Christina Miller (I think that was her name, right?).

@empty at a quick glance your avatar looks kinda like Al Bundy in his Polk High uniform.

Fish rape, huh?

And what did you do in Nintendo games? KILL IMAGINARY MONSTERS!

I was April 2004.

Is it just me or does he look kinda like Ted Cruz in the "after" photo?

Apparently you want your feet to literally freeze.

The way I read that rhymed with "butane" and it completely ruined it.

Wasn't that gif @bnmjy likes to post of you and mh fucking? Because whoever the dude in that gif is is fat as fuck.