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Doom Metal Alchemist

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  1. Doom Metal Alchemist
    What happened to Prussia?
  2. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Who's Franco?
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    She looks kinda like a centaur.
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    Nice "sledge" hammer.
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    The idea is very Calvin-esque.
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    I was about to give a 'sad' react, but judging by the smiley, you seem to be in good spirits.
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    I think the only way anyone would buy that is if you made it into an IPA.
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    Aw, I don't know what Chidori is.
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    Granted, but your power is the ability to find every Sega Genesis cartridge of Echo The Dolphin. I want the power to be able to carry infinite numbers of items on my person like Link.
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    .......I'm not even convinced barbers or hairstylists give themselves their own haircuts.... Unless their haircut is to just shave their head. Do you shave your head?
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    I wish this means you've been growing your hair out for 15 years, but I know that's not the case, unless the selfie you posted in the pic thread is 15+ years old.
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    It's funny because you have said many, many times you love porn.
  13. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Granted, but they are only mute when not in your store. I want the power of Stretch Armstrong.
  14. Doom Metal Alchemist
    I'm not trying to be funny here, since you work for a pharmacy, this is a serious question: ZzzQuil is good for allergies? Or are you saying Benadryl is basically a placebo that puts you to sleep?
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    Oh. My bad.
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    Do they come in a big wooden Indian, or from a girl with a box strapped to her back?
  17. Doom Metal Alchemist
    So that begs the question.... why the NyQuil?
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    Damn! In all honesty, I probably won't fap tonight. I mean, maybe I will. I don't really plan on it though.
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    I saw something like that on HBO's Real Sex once when I was a kid. That segment sticks out in my mind because it featured the hottest chick I ever saw on that show (a cute red head with large natural tits), and her husband looked like he could've been in Black Sabbath circa 1987 - 1995.
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    Is sex between you two so horrible you'd rather pass out then have it?
  21. Doom Metal Alchemist
    @Naraku4656 Granted, but it's the power of Courtney Love. I want the power to change the TV channel with only my mind.
  22. Doom Metal Alchemist
    He's part of the conspiracy, duh.
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    Happy belated, distorted!
  24. Doom Metal Alchemist
    That's a long fucking gif for three words.
  25. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Where the fuck do you live where movie theaters sell smokes?
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