Doom Metal Alchemist

"I've had enough, I've had enough, good god, pluck me"

As long as the guitar doesn't tell the therapist he likes to finger A minor.

What pisses me off is a combination of forced updating AND not being able to do new passwords that are SIMILAR to old passwords. It's like, do you want me to reset my password every time I want to log in, or do you want me to to write my password on a post-it note and stick it to my monitor? Because one of these things is gonna happen.

I think Pringles' initial intention was to make tennis balls. But on the day the rubber was supposed to arrive, a truckload of potatoes showed up instead. Pringles is a laid back company; they said, "Fuck it, cut 'em up!"

Ah yes, I remember the days of taping a paper sign that says, "RECORDING. DO NOT DISTURB" on my bedroom door.

That was terrible.

I hope he's not as chickenshit as I am.

Well if you can't participate in your own game, how am I supposed to?

I need you to compliment roast someone to give me an example of wtf that is.

I'm probably misinterpreting this, but... are you saying there's no classic rock stations in Chicago?????

Since you like challenges, I think you'll have fun with this one. I hated it, but I didn't play it until well after I beat Super Metroid, which improved on literally every aspect of the original. The original was always considered a classic, though.

A. I also suggested Zelda 1, which he would probably need a walkthrough for, too. B. He decided on Metroid, which I would imagine he would also need a walkthrough for C. I can't compare it to the other NES Castlevanias because I have little to no experience with them. D. I thought it was a fun game.

There's always Final Fantasy and the Dragon Warrior series. I didn't like Final Fantasy 1 but I didn't play it until after playing through the SNES ones. Never played any of the Dragon Warrior games, but from what I hear, they're supposed to be good.

Another rec: Mike Tyson's Punch-out! Also sometimes called simply Punch-out!

What, no Call of Duty?

Zelda 1 is my favorite video game of all time. EDIT: You'll probably need a walkthrough for it, though. Couple more recs: Double Dragon Double Dragon 2 TMNT 2: The Arcade Game

Zelda Zelda II Mega Man Mega Man 2 Mega Man 3 Ninja Gaiden Ninja Gaiden 2 RBI Baseball Castlevania 2

Oh, like a temporary tattoo?

If it's not a tattoo, then what is it?

I sure hope so. Is this like a dick tattoo?

Do I want to know what a mushroom stamp is?

Happy birthday!

Poor Jerry. He had some of the best male hair in Hollywood. Then male pattern baldness bitch-slapped him upside his head.

Maybe he was using the 70s slang for "person"?

They can take our lives.... But they'll never take.... OUR FIGHT TOUR!