Doom Metal Alchemist

Gonna do any more metal shows? Was this an awful experience or more of a religious revelation?

This is literally the only reason I know of that name.

Is there one of these where the interviewer asks, "A customer asks for their sandwich to be 'plain'. How do you prepare it?"?

This made me LOL in real life. Bravo.

I agree, but that doesn't help still me any. She should be a smartass back.

Final Fantasies IV and VI Chrono Trigger Secret of Mana Ninja Gaiden (NES)

I like the fact that not only is their favorite store a drug store, but it should be FUCKING OBVIOUS. In the vein of Flintstones vitamins, is there such thing as Batman vitamins? I'd get them something along those lines if they exist. If their favorite store is "Wallgreens, duhhhhhhhhhh" get them some fucking medication for mild ass ailments.

Nah man, the last I heard it, "streaming" meant an inbed to windows media player (classic).

A loooooooooooooooong ass time ago there was posted on the net a prank phone call a black person made responding to an ad made by a white guy looking to start a black metal band. For those unfamiliar, the "black" in black metal has no racial connotations and in the original meaning referred to Satanic lyrics. Over time the term "black metal" began to more refer to the sub-genre's musical style and content rather than the lyrical content. There's still nothing inherently racist in black metal in of itself, but black metal is by far the most popular metal sub-genre for white supremacist metal musicians. It even has it's own racist sub-sub-genre, NSBM (National Socialist Black Metal). Anyway, the prank call was this black dude pretending he was interested in trying out for the band, because he's black, and the white guy was looking to start a "black" metal band. The guy who posted the ad was dancing around the fact that black people were not welcome in the band. It was a pretty funny phone call. All this to say is it might be funnier for a black person (with REALLY thick skin) to troll them too.

Mystic Quest was a good game and gets an unfairly bad rep. But better than IV and VI? And Chrono Trigger? Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I don't know.... some people might think me recording my music with my band is pretty interesting, but I've been doing this shit nonstop for over a year, all the while I've never experienced anything sexual from anyone but by own self, so sex seems much more interesting to me right now.

......How? Please teach me to think of other things.

I know Ryu talks, but in the NES games at least a LOT of his lines are literally "..."

NES: The Legend of Zelda Gameboy: Link's Awakening / Warioland (can't choose) SNES: Dude you can't make me choose on this one N64: Ocarina of Time for 1 player, Super Smash Bros. for multiplayer Game Gear: Crystal Warriors Virtual Boy: Uh, I guess the pinball game, can't remember the name of it. Virtual Boy was turrible.

I can't tell if the girl on her phone is distracted from her call, or if she saw him THEN frantically got on her phone like, "GIRL YOU GOT TO COME DOWN HERE AND SEE WHAT THIS DUDE'S GOT IN HIS PANTS."

However, like, I do good by replacing the cap; HOWEVER, I do bad by squeezing from the middle of the tube. Do I ALWAYS squeeze from the middle of the tube? It's always my default. If nothing comes out then I try to squeeze from lower, but without fail I default to the middle.

....You're confusing the ever loving fuck out of me. SO: If I were to find a clip of Phil Lynnot saying the name of his band, would I, A YANK, HEAR IT as, "Tin Lizzy" or "Thin Lizzy"?

Is this Officer Crono? Or Officer Ryu Hayabusa? Anyway, apologies to That_One_Guy, but Mix is by far the funniest motherfucker on this board. I've actually had this opinion for a long time. If anyone here needs to be a comedian, its mix. Again, sorry That_One_Guy.

Also on this subject, can you imagine if the correct answer was Lynyrd Skynyrd? I know damn well it's leh-nerd but I can't be arsed to say anything but lin-erd.

So basically they'd say, "Where's the thin foil"? (instead of tin foil)

Internet collaborations have been a pretty common thing in music for some years now, but I just can't imagine me ever wanting to do it. I like being in the same physical space as my band mates.

He looks more sad than scared.

Fun fact (according to wikipedia): The name Thin Lizzy is based on a comic book character named Tin Lizzy. The band, from Dublin Ireland, changed the spelling to Thin Lizzy, however, in a Dublin accent, Tin and Thin are pronounced the same. I don't know if that means they'd say, "where's the thin foil" or "I need to lose weight, I wish I was tinner," but depending on the answer to that, the contestants MAY have been correct and Alex wrong.

I can give you an amen. Amen.

I always recap the toothpaste. However, I also always squeeze from the middle of the tube.