Doom Metal Alchemist

I don't pay for any of my porn (sorry poof).

I didn't mean "which" I meant "what the hell are you talking about, I don't remember any FBI incident." Oh. I think I have a vague recollection of that, but I thought you meant the ACTUAL FBI.

....what FBI stuff?

Were you an IBer? I remember you from as early as 2004, but at that time I was equally parts IBer, Babbler, and Ranter, so I don't know if I saw you in IB specifically.

I absolutely loathe this pic, because it looks like you chopped your hair off (though I'm sure it's just in a ponytail or something).

And your asshole would be frozen.

The ankle's not even bare. That's not ankle porn, that's ankle underwear catalog.

Michelle Angela Batio.

It would be a lot more effective without the thick white outline.

Yo. Not sure why 2010 is the cutoff date, but ok.

It's funny because a lot of us wish the same of you.

Giving the horns at the gym. Manowar as fuck.

This was posted less than 24 hours ago and it's already by far the most "liked" post I've ever seen on this board (yeah I contributed too).

ITT: Naraku is going to visit Athena and Quackers in February for romantic Valentine's Day threesome.

I mean I guess... But as it is I don't have any real way to meet women and I'm not concerned enough to put much effort into changing that. Obviously, there's Internet dating, but I have a couple hang-ups about that, one of a personal experience and one of observing a friend trying his hand at Internet dating. And I don't get too lonely, I keep myself quite busy. My regular work schedule is 4-10's, and every week two of the days of my 3 day weekends are taken up by band practice, and often the third day is taken up by D&D with my group.

Do you have a pole?

Her name is Rio and she dances on the sand.

I haven't really been concerned with losing my virginity just to lose it, like ever. But people judge. I usually don't tell people irl I'm a virgin, but one of my friends, while hanging out with multiple friends just point-blank asked me out of the blue. I copped to it because I wanted to avoid any "bags of sand" moments. I had a feeling there would've been much more laughter and jokes at my expense had I (futilely) tried to deny it.

Maybe he's gay and she's his "beard"?

I've made it no secret here that I'm a virgin.... and that's not very sexy anyway...

If this woman is so batshit nutters that he doesn't want to spend time with her, what other reason would he have married her other than tits and ass?

I considered putting Mega Man 2. But the ones I listed I think I like just a notch more.

Damn, you found it. There you go, @scoobdog.

I have none, sorry.

Happy birthday! And since you seem to be as much a boob hound as me, here is your cake: