Doom Metal Alchemist

Giving the horns at the gym. Manowar as fuck.

This was posted less than 24 hours ago and it's already by far the most "liked" post I've ever seen on this board (yeah I contributed too).

ITT: Naraku is going to visit Athena and Quackers in February for romantic Valentine's Day threesome.

I mean I guess... But as it is I don't have any real way to meet women and I'm not concerned enough to put much effort into changing that. Obviously, there's Internet dating, but I have a couple hang-ups about that, one of a personal experience and one of observing a friend trying his hand at Internet dating. And I don't get too lonely, I keep myself quite busy. My regular work schedule is 4-10's, and every week two of the days of my 3 day weekends are taken up by band practice, and often the third day is taken up by D&D with my group.

Do you have a pole?

Her name is Rio and she dances on the sand.

I haven't really been concerned with losing my virginity just to lose it, like ever. But people judge. I usually don't tell people irl I'm a virgin, but one of my friends, while hanging out with multiple friends just point-blank asked me out of the blue. I copped to it because I wanted to avoid any "bags of sand" moments. I had a feeling there would've been much more laughter and jokes at my expense had I (futilely) tried to deny it.

Maybe he's gay and she's his "beard"?

I've made it no secret here that I'm a virgin.... and that's not very sexy anyway...

If this woman is so batshit nutters that he doesn't want to spend time with her, what other reason would he have married her other than tits and ass?

I considered putting Mega Man 2. But the ones I listed I think I like just a notch more.

Damn, you found it. There you go, @scoobdog.

I have none, sorry.

Happy birthday! And since you seem to be as much a boob hound as me, here is your cake:

Gonna do any more metal shows? Was this an awful experience or more of a religious revelation?

This is literally the only reason I know of that name.

Is there one of these where the interviewer asks, "A customer asks for their sandwich to be 'plain'. How do you prepare it?"?

This made me LOL in real life. Bravo.

I agree, but that doesn't help still me any. She should be a smartass back.

Final Fantasies IV and VI Chrono Trigger Secret of Mana Ninja Gaiden (NES)

I like the fact that not only is their favorite store a drug store, but it should be FUCKING OBVIOUS. In the vein of Flintstones vitamins, is there such thing as Batman vitamins? I'd get them something along those lines if they exist. If their favorite store is "Wallgreens, duhhhhhhhhhh" get them some fucking medication for mild ass ailments.

Nah man, the last I heard it, "streaming" meant an inbed to windows media player (classic).

A loooooooooooooooong ass time ago there was posted on the net a prank phone call a black person made responding to an ad made by a white guy looking to start a black metal band. For those unfamiliar, the "black" in black metal has no racial connotations and in the original meaning referred to Satanic lyrics. Over time the term "black metal" began to more refer to the sub-genre's musical style and content rather than the lyrical content. There's still nothing inherently racist in black metal in of itself, but black metal is by far the most popular metal sub-genre for white supremacist metal musicians. It even has it's own racist sub-sub-genre, NSBM (National Socialist Black Metal). Anyway, the prank call was this black dude pretending he was interested in trying out for the band, because he's black, and the white guy was looking to start a "black" metal band. The guy who posted the ad was dancing around the fact that black people were not welcome in the band. It was a pretty funny phone call. All this to say is it might be funnier for a black person (with REALLY thick skin) to troll them too.

Mystic Quest was a good game and gets an unfairly bad rep. But better than IV and VI? And Chrono Trigger? Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I don't know.... some people might think me recording my music with my band is pretty interesting, but I've been doing this shit nonstop for over a year, all the while I've never experienced anything sexual from anyone but by own self, so sex seems much more interesting to me right now.