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    Today was lazier than I planned / wanted. I went to bed at around 9:00 AM. Planned to get up around 5:30 PM to go to my D&D night, but I was too tired, so I texted the group I wasn't going to make it, fell back asleep and didn't get up until after midnight.
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    That looks like the "Holy Grail" of fleshlights.
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    California.
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    You've been watching too much shonen anime, go home.
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    IKEA must have quite the sordid history.
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    Well, yeah.
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    That's not a stealth penis. How the bible describes the Virgin Mary's immaculate conception, God has a stealth penis.
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    I have no idea what Ikea that would be about. But this post reminds me of the time I saw something in the cable guide called "Bikini Islands", and I was like "ooh, that sounds nice" so I put it on, and it's a documentary about a group of islands actually naked named the Bikini Islands, which were not known for ladies in skimpy swimsuits (though I think that's actually where the swimsuit got its name from) but rather the islands served as extensive nuclear bomb test sites. Not quite as sexy as I hoped.
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    Happy birthday!
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    The difference is that sponges continued doing it way, way, way, WAY after literally anyone else on Earth gave a shit.
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    My Californian ass will join you in solidarity.
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    I have to too.
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    Sex on the Beach Purple Hooters Slippery Nipples
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    Is that what's known as a "sex pistol"?
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    "s"?
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    That doesn't look like a cover for a game rated "E for Everyone".
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    Don't blame your temporary inability to do math on my sense of humor, lol.
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    1993 was 27 years ago...
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    ...............I still don't understand.
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    I mean, at least they TRIED to make it an arm-cannon, unlike the North American version.
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    Dude, I can't lie. Well, I can, but I'm completely transparent when i do. EDIT: I just realized "transparent" means something else in this context, so what I meant is people can see right through me.
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    Why is 1993 the cutoff date?
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    Nah, I don't recommend those. Either I haven't played them or I didn't like them significantly. Is Super Dodgeball one of those that went for tens of thousands of dollars on ebay?
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    By "half frozen waffle", do you mean you toasted the waffle and ate half of it, or do you mean you toasted it but not enough, and it's still half frozen?
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    CAWK
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