Doom Metal Alchemist

But luckily for him, it works better in text.

This response makes me suspect you got an annulment / divorce.

You don't go to jail for possession of coffee.

Nazombies

Meh.

If I tried that I'd have no way of knowing if the camera was in focus, lol.

Where'd your glasses go?

I called it "A loser in love asking for your advice" or something similar.

With that pic I can't tell if you're laughing with me or at me... EDIT: Also, she's cute, who is that?

The word for that would be "dialogue."

I like how former Judas Priest guitarist K. K. Downing was apparently interviewing Joe Biden.

Yup.

Most likely either Faye Valentine or Fujiko Mine.

Ninjas fucking actual lightning?

Some people mix things with it to make it tolerable. Coffee purists like to joke that "people don't like coffee, they like milkshakes with caffeine." The people who drink black coffee are insane though. I don't know if the OP is about the taste being awful or the effects of caffeine being awful. But caffeine is like any other drug, to achieve the same effect day after day, you need more and more.

A Final Fantasy themed hentai, or someone fucking actual lightning?

I really, really tried. I'm in denial, but I know I'm in denial. It's a weird state to be in.

Eh..... For those who don't want to read, I'll put it in a spoiler. There's nothing inappropriate, but a lot of you seemed to want that thread locked / deleted, so.... Also, HUGE wall of text.

No one says you can't do all the above depending on your mood that day. What's killing me.... All the Advil and Tylenol I'm taking on a daily basis is probably not good for my kidneys.

My mind is going insane about the girl at work but I don't think anyone here wants to read anymore about that.

I don't do karaoke because I can't carry a tune with a bucket. And if I did, like everything I'd want to do they wouldn't have. In an alternate universe I'd love to karaoke Mercyful Fate's Into the Coven or Judas Priest's Dreamer Deceiver. The singer in my band often does karaoke, but I never get to see him do it, because he does it on nights I work, and nights I don't work we're doing band practice. In our last band, he'd sometimes karaoke with our former bandmate's equipment, and we had a VERY happy accident. Despite the fact we worships Ronnie James Dio, until last year he had never attempted to sing any Dio song before (any band Dio was in). One night at practice he was karaoking Heaven and Hell's Atom and Evil. He was singing very low pitched, which at that point I had never heard him do, and I was entranced. He said he never sang like that before, he only did it because Dio has a higher register than him, and the only way for him to sing in the correct key was to go an octave lower. I was like, "dude, you got to do that in our music." In that particular band I don't think that ever happened because he only sang on songs our singer before him wrote. Now in our current band, he does some vocals like that in the song we are currently working on.

I don't know what an autosexual is, but I'm going to assume it basically means me, the only sexual experiences being masturbation.

I don't know what I'm supposed to be seeing.

April 2004.