Doom Metal Alchemist

Hey, you wanted her at one point, right?

I hear it's a series of tubes.

Happy birthday!

If I ever get married, I hope my hypothetical wife wants to elope.

I've been there. Due to my work schedule I don't go out during the day much anymore, but this afternoon I went out in a t-shirt (no jacket or sweatshirt) and I wasn't cold at all. I was wearing long pants, but I assume I would've been fine in shorts. In the car I had to have the A/C on.

This might not be entirely realistic, but release a demo with my band.

Not a fan of coffee?

I already told you, I imagined you having strippers at the wedding. Unless you were going to have the wedding in vegas because that's where the strippers are, but make two separate trips, which would completely defeat the purpose of having the wedding close to where the strippers are....

You said you'll have the wedding in vegas because that's where Chippendales is... Aren't bachelor(ette) parties usually more than a few days earlier than the wedding?

..........The strippers are supposed to be at the bachelorette party, not the wedding itself...

Awesome, congrats!

I just got up.

I could totally envision one of these Chippendale's dancers to be working that party. I'll leave it up to you to guess which one.

Oh my.

Does she hate Peppa Pig or is more like, "How dare they make her go to bed"?

About 80 hours is my record. I had a final paper to finish writing and plenty of time to finish it, but my brain was completely fried from lack of sleep. I was afraid that if I went to bed I wouldn't be able to get up in time to finish my paper, but I had no other choice. So I went to bed, and miraculously got myself up a couple hours before the deadline and turned in my paper with about 30 minutes to spare. Passed the class.

I did that last night. I've been up past 24 hours. Don't know when I'll go to bed. Might sleep through Christmas dinner.

I have a hard time believing Mark Zuckerburg doesn't enjoy milk and cookies.

@Mix you weren't too far off. In fact, you could probably say you were right but barely scratched the surface.

Hey! Let me have this one!

Goddamn it now I have to bring this up: "Asian women have small boobs" is not a thing.

Stupid / ignorant white person question warning: Is there any grain of truth to the "black people don't swim" stereotype? Where did it come from? Me, as a white kid, absolutely would have swam it, but as a white adult, I would much rather walk it any day of the week.

So Christmas is White Jesus' birthday and Christmas Eve is Black Jesus' birthday?

They should change your name to NaBedrock.

"It's ok! We just bought TP at Costco and the toilet needs cleaning anyway."