Doom Metal Alchemist

I hope he's not as chickenshit as I am.

Well if you can't participate in your own game, how am I supposed to?

I need you to compliment roast someone to give me an example of wtf that is.

I'm probably misinterpreting this, but... are you saying there's no classic rock stations in Chicago?????

Since you like challenges, I think you'll have fun with this one. I hated it, but I didn't play it until well after I beat Super Metroid, which improved on literally every aspect of the original. The original was always considered a classic, though.

A. I also suggested Zelda 1, which he would probably need a walkthrough for, too. B. He decided on Metroid, which I would imagine he would also need a walkthrough for C. I can't compare it to the other NES Castlevanias because I have little to no experience with them. D. I thought it was a fun game.

There's always Final Fantasy and the Dragon Warrior series. I didn't like Final Fantasy 1 but I didn't play it until after playing through the SNES ones. Never played any of the Dragon Warrior games, but from what I hear, they're supposed to be good.

Another rec: Mike Tyson's Punch-out! Also sometimes called simply Punch-out!

What, no Call of Duty?

Zelda 1 is my favorite video game of all time. EDIT: You'll probably need a walkthrough for it, though. Couple more recs: Double Dragon Double Dragon 2 TMNT 2: The Arcade Game

Zelda Zelda II Mega Man Mega Man 2 Mega Man 3 Ninja Gaiden Ninja Gaiden 2 RBI Baseball Castlevania 2

Oh, like a temporary tattoo?

If it's not a tattoo, then what is it?

I sure hope so. Is this like a dick tattoo?

Do I want to know what a mushroom stamp is?

Happy birthday!

Poor Jerry. He had some of the best male hair in Hollywood. Then male pattern baldness bitch-slapped him upside his head.

Maybe he was using the 70s slang for "person"?

They can take our lives.... But they'll never take.... OUR FIGHT TOUR!

Who knows, maybe I'll see one (preferably two) irl this year. Fingers crossed.

Uh-oh, I foresee another "hold your wee for a wii" moment happening.

Well Hitler was wildly successful too... until he wasn't.

I think I'd play it off like, "Yeah I know, I was just playing."

ACTUALLY from 2015 to 2016 I took several coding classes at the local community college and the explanation made sense. I was correct in that I didn't fully understand what the bug was about in the first place. I thought it was just about the computer time-stamping things, not users entering in dates into databases.

Trump would be the more obvious comparison. 😀 But I guess South Park did that joke already.