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Doom Metal Alchemist

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  1. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Tell them all you want for Christmas is for them to attend your gigs and laugh their asses off.
  2. Doom Metal Alchemist
    What, you're not going to get enough of that tomorrow?
  3. Doom Metal Alchemist
    I would say he sounds like me in the future, except I wouldn't enlist in the military for all the tiddies in the world. And I love latinas too.
  4. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Douglas Firs. Because it's Christmas (Eve).
  5. Doom Metal Alchemist
    More like legit WHITENING, amirite?
  6. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Protip: Don't ask a dude for a dick pic unless you REALLY want to see it.
  7. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Mix is a funny motherfucker.
  8. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Compared to you, maybe.
  9. Doom Metal Alchemist
    It's moot anyway, I just realized cracky was an IBer.
  10. Doom Metal Alchemist
    All IBers are younger than me. Unless Pooh and / or Katt consider themselves IBers, but I don't think they do.
  11. Doom Metal Alchemist
    You spoony bard!
  12. Doom Metal Alchemist
    I was 13 in '96.
  13. Doom Metal Alchemist
    This. This. This. This.
  14. Doom Metal Alchemist
    I thought ASMB itself wasn't a part of that, just the guy happened to be a former ASMBer was very noteworthy to us.
  15. Doom Metal Alchemist
    I don't pay for any of my porn (sorry poof).
  16. Doom Metal Alchemist
    I didn't mean "which" I meant "what the hell are you talking about, I don't remember any FBI incident." Oh. I think I have a vague recollection of that, but I thought you meant the ACTUAL FBI.
  17. Doom Metal Alchemist
    ....what FBI stuff?
  18. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Were you an IBer? I remember you from as early as 2004, but at that time I was equally parts IBer, Babbler, and Ranter, so I don't know if I saw you in IB specifically.
  19. Doom Metal Alchemist
    I absolutely loathe this pic, because it looks like you chopped your hair off (though I'm sure it's just in a ponytail or something).
  20. Doom Metal Alchemist
    And your asshole would be frozen.
  21. Doom Metal Alchemist
    The ankle's not even bare. That's not ankle porn, that's ankle underwear catalog.
  22. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Michelle Angela Batio.
  23. Doom Metal Alchemist
    It would be a lot more effective without the thick white outline.
  24. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Yo. Not sure why 2010 is the cutoff date, but ok.
  25. Doom Metal Alchemist
    It's funny because a lot of us wish the same of you.
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