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Doom Metal Alchemist

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  1. Doom Metal Alchemist
    It's almost as if Naraku and a lot of us came from a land called IB where talking non-sense was the whole point...
  2. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Why does literally every single item sold on TV cost exactly $19.95, and comes with two for the price of one? There are literally zero exceptions to these rules.
  3. Doom Metal Alchemist
    At least you bother to put the seat up before you pee.
  4. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Did anyone say "A Farewell to Kings of Drumming"?
  5. Doom Metal Alchemist
    This reminds me of a certain scene with Ed from Cowboy Bebop.
  6. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Do you belong on the cart, or are you the one going, "I'm not dead yet"?
  7. Doom Metal Alchemist
    On Earth, mass and weight are the same thing, but you are correct about volume.
  8. Doom Metal Alchemist
    You should get laser hair removal instead. It worked on me to change my monobrow into two eyebrows like a normal human being.
  9. Doom Metal Alchemist
    I actually wouldn't want that power. Getting my hair chopped off is already the worst thing imaginable, but with Samson's hair, the worst thing imaginable becomes SO MUCH WORSE STILL.
  10. Doom Metal Alchemist
    I don't have any conspiracy theories, but I'm sure he bones a lot. GET IT???????????????????
  11. Doom Metal Alchemist
    I don't think I've ever had hives before. I guess if I have, I'd know it, huh?
  12. Doom Metal Alchemist
    I'm wondering if you're thinking of ASMB on Lithium, because I sure don't recall anything like that on UEMB.
  13. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Hopefully they just want to sell us free fake passports.
  14. Doom Metal Alchemist
    If you eat the noodle or give the noodle to someone else for the purpose of them eating it, the policy will be void.
  15. Doom Metal Alchemist
    ....Oh.
  16. Doom Metal Alchemist
    I hear there's this thing called The Vagina Monologues.... That said, I don't know what its about, I don't know how popular it is / was, and I don't know how well it "speaks for" the "average" woman.
  17. Doom Metal Alchemist
    I didn't do B2B. I did insurance sales.
  18. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Not that again.... Wasn't that one of the chief reasons Luuv started this board in the first place? lol
  19. Doom Metal Alchemist
    The guy's whose character is banging Aubrey Plaza's character. I'm sure I grammatically butchered that.
  20. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Hey, well you were being very patronizing. Like retail is the be-all-end-all of difficult jobs in sales.
  21. Doom Metal Alchemist
    You must have been as bad at your job as I was at mine.
  22. Doom Metal Alchemist
    I'd PREFER to wash my hands with soap and water whenever I go to the bathroom, but I can't tell you how many times I've used the bathroom at work and every soap dispenser in that particular bathroom is empty.
  23. Doom Metal Alchemist
    "What part of 'already' did you not understand?"
  24. Doom Metal Alchemist
    "Hi, can I help you?" "No, I'm just here to throw rocks at you *throws rock at you*"
  25. Doom Metal Alchemist
    I might be wrong, but I would think retail wouldn't be as bad, because people are actually interested in what you are selling. Why else are they there?
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