Doom Metal Alchemist

Well that I get.

Lost in wheels of confusion...

You also saw in that very same statement of his that he believed that she believed it was not consensual.

When Ronnie James Dio died, I saw people posting shit like, "STFU people no one knew who he was until today, you don't care, you just want likes," etc etc. And unless you have such a warped view of religion to belong to the Westboro Baptist Church, there is literally not one reason to hate Dio. Well, that, or you've been brainwashed by Ozzy Osbourne sycophants, I guess. My point is, people had this same reaction to people lamenting Dio's death and Dio literally did nothing even remotely deplorable.

The Betty White one is magnificent. She definitely has a point. And it's funny, because people call someone they perceive to be weak "a pussy."

I don't know about this.... The only time I've ever seen a dog owner scold a dog for rubbing on a person is when the person is not the owner.

It's almost as if Naraku and a lot of us came from a land called IB where talking non-sense was the whole point...

Why does literally every single item sold on TV cost exactly $19.95, and comes with two for the price of one? There are literally zero exceptions to these rules.

At least you bother to put the seat up before you pee.

Did anyone say "A Farewell to Kings of Drumming"?

This reminds me of a certain scene with Ed from Cowboy Bebop.

Do you belong on the cart, or are you the one going, "I'm not dead yet"?

On Earth, mass and weight are the same thing, but you are correct about volume.

You should get laser hair removal instead. It worked on me to change my monobrow into two eyebrows like a normal human being.

I actually wouldn't want that power. Getting my hair chopped off is already the worst thing imaginable, but with Samson's hair, the worst thing imaginable becomes SO MUCH WORSE STILL.

I don't have any conspiracy theories, but I'm sure he bones a lot. GET IT???????????????????

I don't think I've ever had hives before. I guess if I have, I'd know it, huh?

I'm wondering if you're thinking of ASMB on Lithium, because I sure don't recall anything like that on UEMB.

Hopefully they just want to sell us free fake passports.

If you eat the noodle or give the noodle to someone else for the purpose of them eating it, the policy will be void.

....Oh.

I hear there's this thing called The Vagina Monologues.... That said, I don't know what its about, I don't know how popular it is / was, and I don't know how well it "speaks for" the "average" woman.

I didn't do B2B. I did insurance sales.

Not that again.... Wasn't that one of the chief reasons Luuv started this board in the first place? lol

The guy's whose character is banging Aubrey Plaza's character. I'm sure I grammatically butchered that.