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Hey here's a pic of fat and ugly me. ROAST ME


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Guest The Hound
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MY BUTTHOLE IS READY FOR THIS ONE

Guest The Hound
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NO COME ON HOW I LOOKED TERRIBLE THERE

 

NONE OF YOU ARE GOING TO BITE

 

IM JUST GONNA GET COMPLIMENTED

 

FUCK YOU

:D

Guest The Hound
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Aww. You were kind of cute. I'd have pinched your cheek and given you a cookie.

  I would have eaten it and asked for another.
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You call it "cookie?"

 

Like a chocolate chip cookie. When he was in high school, I could have been arrested for the other kind.

Guest The Hound
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Look at zeni in this thread pattering away at his keyboard  :D :D :D

Guest The Hound
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2/10 would not bang

 

TAKE THE / OUT AND WE GOT OURSELVES THE TRUTH.

Guest The Hound
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wait i did that wrong.

fuck

 

 

o well

 

 

the implication is enough to know what i ment.

Guest The Hound
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you're so ugly, no one wants to spit roast you on an open pit.

 

 

AYE WE GOT ONE

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The problem is that you needed to get out of the house more. Instead of playing PC games and going on the internet all day long, you were supposed to spend your high school days going to cool parties, hooking up with girls, and playing sports (and this explains why suck at hockey now and end up getting injured over anything). If you had done all of those things, I think you wouldn't have been as chubby. When you laze around and don't talk to girls, that's when you start to add on weight. That being said, it's good to be chubby. I like to date all kinds of girls and there's just something I like about them.

Guest The Hound
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The problem is that you needed to get out of the house more. Instead of playing PC games and going on the internet all day long, you were supposed to spend your high school days going to cool parties, hooking up with girls, and playing sports (and this explains why suck at hockey now and end up getting injured over anything). If you had done all of those things, I think you wouldn't have been as chubby. When you laze around and don't talk to girls, that's when you start to add on weight. That being said, it's good to be chubby. I like to date all kinds of girls and there's just something I like about them.

TL;DR

 

 

 

 

Guest The Hound
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Nothing YOU throw at me could ever insult me.

:fap:

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NO COME ON HOW I LOOKED TERRIBLE THERE

 

NONE OF YOU ARE GOING TO BITE

 

IM JUST GONNA GET COMPLIMENTED

 

FUCK YOU

:D

They just don't want you to break the boards again.

Guest The Hound
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If you wanted us to roast you, you shouldn't have posted a picture of Zeni.

 

 

best one so far

Guest The Hound
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ctfu between here and facebook.

im fucking loving these reactions  :D

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The problem is that you needed to get out of the house more. Instead of playing PC games and going on the internet all day long, you were supposed to spend your high school days going to cool parties, hooking up with girls, and playing sports (and this explains why suck at hockey now and end up getting injured over anything). If you had done all of those things, I think you wouldn't have been as chubby. When you laze around and don't talk to girls, that's when you start to add on weight. That being said, it's good to be chubby. I like to date all kinds of girls and there's just something I like about them.

TL;DR
Guest The Hound
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TL;DR

I already did this  :fap:
Guest The Hound
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Why do you look like crab from Harry Potter?

I don't think it's a matter of why.
Guest The Hound
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Still better than me.

-_'
Guest The Hound
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I made a roast me thread in my group on Facebook of your profile picture.

Sure you did.

 

 

How to get removed from my FL 101.

You'd think with your line of work you wouldn't be so stupid.  -_'

Guest The Hound
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is this what you's are talking about?

Guest The Hound
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the roast was good.

 

 

thats fraud as fuck tho

yous a bunch of pussies and ya know it

Guest The Hound
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Do you shape your brows?

no i just remove the middle uni

 

 

the rest of my brows are fine

 

 

i grow full facial hair really fast

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thats fraud as fuck tho

yous a bunch of pussies and ya know it

i'm very blunt with you, so it's not fraud on my part. 

 

I have a pussy and people tend to be more pussy than me.

 

The roast is funny, though.

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