Heatwave(s) 2025

[[classic swim]]

[naraku360]

1 minute ago, [classic swim] said:

wow  that hot

let party

[[classic swim]]

5 minutes ago, naraku360 said:

wow  that hot

let party

thank

[rpgamer]

 

[SwimOdin]

Took my grandson and the dog to the park this morning, it was hot but not unbearable. Forgot he had a swim lesson this afternoon (thankfully indoors), it feels like the devil’s anus outside.

[SwimOdin]

45 minutes ago, [classic swim] said:

thank

ok

[Jman]

Anyone try frying an egg on the sidewalk yet?

[1pooh4u]

It’s so fuckin hot when I left work to catch the ferry I went up in fuckin flames.  Feels like 108 fuckin hell and cuz of the high humidity sweating is damn near useless 

[tsar4]

For those that don't know - this is a Chicago bar.  You can tell because there's no Budweiser sign.

[Mode 7]

[katt_goddess]

3 hours ago, Jman said:

Anyone try frying an egg on the sidewalk yet?

At these prices?

[Dark_Cloud_Overhead]

Mowed the lawn this evening and even with the sun mostly down I think I still sweated out nearly a gallon. Felt good though. Fortunately, heat doesn't really bother me that much.

[discolé monade]

i can feel the 'dome'  effect, the pressure is so great, on top of the high humidity. it's actually 'hotter' this eveing, then it was afternoon. 

but the pressure. like i'm in an airplane at takeoff. 

and being in swampland, the palmetto bugs are out in full force, trying to get in...some successful. so, yay, i get to spray the house tomorrow. 

[_lost_username_]

We're in the middle ring of the circle and the highs are staying just below 95. Not as bad as last year but still terrible outside. Managed to get a little lawn stuff done in the morning and evening. Between that I took boxes to the recycler and made on of my two time a week appearances at my office. The air conditioning in my car seems to be dying so I wound up buying an iced pop for the first time in years. 

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

[Mode 7]

[The_annoying_one]

Seven straight days of rain here starting tomorrow. Now taking bets on how much that won’t cool things off at all.

[André Toulon]

6 minutes ago, The_annoying_one said:

Seven straight days of rain here starting tomorrow. Now taking bets on how much that won’t cool things off at all.

Dude, it rained here yesterday...poured down, but I looked out the window and the sun was still beaming.

I went outside and there were clouds to the north and the sun sunning to the south. The weather has learned to get along to fuck us up.

[tsar4]

Car outdoor temp indicated 100F when I left work at 3:45pm.  I had the a/c on at 73F and it was barely keeping up.

[Raptorpat]

It was 72 today and drizzly and it was great

[PhilosipherStoned]

18 minutes ago, Raptorpat said:

It was 72 today and drizzly and it was great

I'll trade you and we can switch winters... You can probably get away with wearing shorts on a good mid December day. Hmm? Hmmmm?  Please say yes. 

[katt_goddess]

1 hour ago, Raptorpat said:

It was 72 today and drizzly and it was great

It was about that here too. But tomorrow its supposed to start ratchetting up again with another delightful night full of tornado sirens planned. 

[discolé monade]

we had a massive storm over-night, hurricaine like winds, lots of pickup. lost power very early morning. but it was suprisingly cool in the house. the storm broke the dome over this way. 

 

Edited June 27 by discolé monade

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[Mode 7]

[1pooh4u]

Climate change isn’t really real. NYC is now a subtropical climate zone. Nothing to see here, right?  Hey at least I can start gardening sooner and harvest a little later, right?  Yeah. I’m sure this is fine 

https://secretnyc.co/nyc-classified-as-a-humid-subtropical-climate-zone/

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

20 hours ago, 1pooh4u said:

Climate change isn’t really real. NYC is now a subtropical climate zone. Nothing to see here, right?  Hey at least I can start gardening sooner and harvest a little later, right?  Yeah. I’m sure this is fine 

https://secretnyc.co/nyc-classified-as-a-humid-subtropical-climate-zone/

I guess the writer didn't go there in January.

[Raptorpat]

51 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

I guess the writer didn't go there in January.

Quote

Humid subtropical climates are defined with average summers above 72°F and average winters above 27°F. For the last decade, NYC has continued to meet those requirements. This past winter, NYC saw an average temperature between January 2025 through March 2025 of 37.7°F. As for summer 2024, NYC saw an average temperature of 76.6°F from June 2024 through August 2024.

 

[1pooh4u]

12 minutes ago, Raptorpat said:

 

He’s not reading that 😆

[Mode 7]

[discolé monade]

1 hour ago, Raptorpat said:

 

 

53 minutes ago, Mode 7 said:

 

 

 

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

2 hours ago, Raptorpat said:

 

He's counting averages?  Averages can be affected by radical highs in the chain.

1+1+1+97=100

100÷4= an average of 25.

Now figure placement.  If you put all the thermometers in places where the sun is reflected from glass structures, you're likely to get a higher reading.

We're not talking about the same conditions found in Southern Florida and changing the definition of subtropic to include places where temperatures quite often go below freezing for months at a time will not change what those places really are.

 

 

[1pooh4u]

AI posts be like 

[1pooh4u]

19 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

He's counting averages?  Averages can be affected by radical highs in the chain.

1+1+1+97=100

100÷4= an average of 25.

Now figure placement.  If you put all the thermometers in places where the sun is reflected from glass structures, you're likely to get a higher reading.

We're not talking about the same conditions found in Southern Florida and changing the definition of subtropic to include places where temperatures quite often go below freezing for months at a time will not change what those places really are.

 

 

Lol what…wtf is this nonsense you asked AI to clean up for you. this is based off a change in climate for over a decade. No one was placing thermometers on glass structures or wtf imaginary shit you’re making up

FROM THE ARTICLE YOU DID NOT READ

“Humid subtropical climates are defined with average summers above 72°F and average winters above 27°F. For the last decade, NYC has continued to meet those requirements. This past winter, NYC saw an average temperature between January 2025 through March 2025 of 37.7°F. As for summer 2024, NYC saw an average temperature of 76.6°F from June 2024 through August 2024.”

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

13 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

He's counting averages?  Averages can be affected by radical highs in the chain.

1+1+1+97=100

100÷4= an average of 25.

Now figure placement.  If you put all the thermometers in places where the sun is reflected from glass structures, you're likely to get a higher reading.

We're not talking about the same conditions found in Southern Florida and changing the definition of subtropic to include places where temperatures quite often go below freezing for months at a time will not change what those places really are.

 

 

Speaking of radical highs, you must be radically high if you think climate experts don't use highly complex algorithms and just calculate the mean the way we all learned in grade school. Can't believe the career janitor thinks he knows more about math than scientists.

[Mode 7]

30 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

 

 

[André Toulon]

Ah, the idiot heavy portfolio benefits the patient investor .

Sadly, I cant even play rn

 

[scoobdog]

1 hour ago, André Toulon said:

Ah, the idiot heavy portfolio benefits the patient investor .

Sadly, I cant even play rn

 

He's just emerging from his hidey hole... plenty of time for him to fully emerge in all his slovenly splendor.

[scoobdog]

2 hours ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

He's counting averages?  Averages can be affected by radical highs in the chain.

1+1+1+97=100

100÷4= an average of 25.

Now figure placement.  If you put all the thermometers in places where the sun is reflected from glass structures, you're likely to get a higher reading.

We're not talking about the same conditions found in Southern Florida and changing the definition of subtropic to include places where temperatures quite often go below freezing for months at a time will not change what those places really are.

 

 

By the way... this deserves its very own cartoon.

[1pooh4u]

4 hours ago, Mode 7 said:

Throw it back faster than a bad habit 

[André Toulon]

Bro solved climate change with 3rd grade math...if yall don't start putting some respek on that man name 🪠🚽

[1pooh4u]

8 minutes ago, André Toulon said:

Bro solved climate change with 3rd grade math...if yall don't start putting some respek on that man name 🪠🚽

TIL 1+1+1+97=100 and 100/4=25 

[1pooh4u]

Look at me almost 50 and still learning 

[scoobdog]

22 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said:

TIL 1+1+1+97=100 and 100/4=25 

But can you do it without your fingers?  Those ain't rocks in his head, it a mother fucking abacus.

[discolé monade]

fuck all'ya

that man made his jump, damnit. 

show some got damnt respectt. 

Edited 22 hours ago by discolé monade

[1pooh4u]

3 moskow mules later

this thread funny af now

[naraku360]

11 hours ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

I'm retarded.

No shit, retard.

[naraku360]

8 hours ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

He's counting averages?  Averages can be affected by radical highs in the chain.

1+1+1+97=100

100÷4= an average of 25.

Now figure placement.  If you put all the thermometers in places where the sun is reflected from glass structures, you're likely to get a higher reading.

We're not talking about the same conditions found in Southern Florida and changing the definition of subtropic to include places where temperatures quite often go below freezing for months at a time will not change what those places really are.

 

 

Who let the world's most retarded bot in?

[discolé monade]

huuuubbb, get your ass in here and transcribe this shit. 

[1pooh4u]

6 mules later gold