is there anything worse than a bathroom chatter?

[Raptorpat]

-nt

[The_annoying_one]

That’s entirely dependent upon whether you are the one using the bathroom, or if you’re the chatterer.

[Raptorpat]

"hello sir, I see you are trying to relax your muscles enough to pee in a public restroom around other people, let me initiate a small talk conversation"

[[classic swim]]

Bathroom scatter.

I’d rather tune out their talking than have them miss the bowl and start hitting the walls and everywhere.

[André Toulon]

35 minutes ago, [classic swim] said:

Bathroom scatter.

I’d rather tune out their talking than have them miss the bowl and start hitting the walls and everywhere.

You mfer....I was about to use splatter but make this same post...you have made a dangerous foe this day, my friend 🤬.

[[classic swim]]

2 minutes ago, André Toulon said:

You mfer....I was about to use splatter but make this same post...you have made a dangerous foe this day, my friend 🤬.

 Sorry for cheesing you off, Buddy.

[[classic swim]]

I should’ve said splatter but my scatter brain thought of the word ‘scat.’

[André Toulon]

Just now, [classic swim] said:

 Sorry for cheesing you off, Buddy.

........

I hate my inability to gauge tone here.  Not sure if you're joking, legit think I'm mad, or patronizing me....

And for that

 

[André Toulon]

1 minute ago, [classic swim] said:

I should’ve said splatter but my scatter brain thought of the word ‘scat.’

Nah, I was upset because scatter was so much more appropriate. 

[[classic swim]]

1 minute ago, André Toulon said:

........

I hate my inability to gauge tone here.  Not sure if you're joking, legit think I'm mad, or patronizing me....

And for that

 

I’m always fuckin around    my forum thread questions have been outlawed.

[André Toulon]

1 minute ago, [classic swim] said:

I’m always fuckin around    my forum thread questions have been outlawed.

.....while I do feel they had their place...I'm not mad at that

[[classic swim]]

Knew I had to call it quits but I kept poking so it’s my fuckup.

[katt_goddess]

Something worse? 

No toilet paper in the dispenser after the work has already begun.

The only available stall being an active hazmat zone.

Some stranger's toddler playing peek-a-boo under the door when you are going in for the wipe.

Getting your foot tapped in a bathroom stall in the Twin Cities airport. 

[[classic swim]]

I just don’t like the toilet seats. I’ll wait till I get home if it means I won’t be getting crustaceans. 

[Insipid]

A bathroom chatter? We mocking ESL students here? Your English is a fucking suck, yeah.

[Raptorpat]

chatterer

[scoobdog]

Yes.  Bathroom orgasms are worse.  It’s not like you want to hear someone get her or his insides rearranged, but you can’t just cheer them on either.  All you can do is stand there silently peeing on the urinal partition.

[1pooh4u]

No idk who raised these weird people that think it’s ok to carry a conversation with someone trying to use the bathroom.  
 

I’m not crazy about people using public (or private too f that) toilets and talking on the phone at the same time.   Idw to hear that shit, c’mon man 

Edited March 9, 2024 by 1pooh4u
English hard sometimes

[SwimOdin]

And the people that talk on the phone when pooping, what the fuck? I would be so mad to find out the person I’m talking to currently has feces leaving their body. It’s gross and disrespectful. I’m Victorian.

[viperxmns]

gotta do the thing where you're pooping in a public restroom (heaven forbid) and then start giggling at your own poop or fart noises

[naraku360]

Dinner served on a poopoo platter.

[Mix]

 

[molarbear]

On 3/8/2024 at 12:18 PM, Raptorpat said:

-nt

https://www.yahoo.com/news/rare-whale-seriously-injured-boat-210913448.html?guccounter=1

[Raptorpat]

... technically... that is worse than someone too comfortable to socialize in the bathroom

[Raptorpat]

yo I'm just minding my business in a stall and then two guys walk in mid-conversation and kept it going throughout their entire shared peeing experience

I learned that one guy is listening to Dune via audio book and the other guy has a new gf that he met via bumble and they're official as of two weeks ago, on and on all while everyone's doing their business

the weirdest part was they didn't just use the two urinals together given they were cool just chatting anyways, one of the guys used the other stall so they each had to talk just a little bit louder

[André Toulon]

I would have opened the poop gates loudly.

Granted, I wouldn't be able to leave until the end of the business day, lest I be found out... but worth it.

[discolé monade]

crowded bathroom. waiting for stall. open door, and the odor of a thousand tainted taints come oozing through the mist. 

i come prepared, with 'poop spray' always and forever. if i know i'm out shopping for a bit, there's always 'i have to be bitch' in me, that always has to pee. 

woman are of the funkiest, nastiest animals on the planet. 

some women's bathroom, are war zones. 

 

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

12 minutes ago, Raptorpat said:

 

the weirdest part was they didn't just use the two urinals together given they were cool just chatting anyways, one of the guys used the other stall so they each had to talk just a little bit louder

Don't even get me started on the assholes who piss all over the seat and don't clean it up.

[1pooh4u]

I kill anyone talking to me through a bathroom door. 
 

That’s why I’m in the position I’m in. It’s hard to get apartments when you’re on the run. 

[scoobdog]

Why you all hating on bathroom chatter?  All that talking gives you a great excuse to sit back and enjoy the drama instead of going back to your desk an doom scrolling.

Also, sometimes I watch hentai with the sound off so I can imaging the chatter coming from the otherwise occupied mouth of an outrageously well endowed cartoon girl.

[1pooh4u]

22 minutes ago, scoobdog said:

 

Also, sometimes I watch hentai with the sound off so I can imaging the chatter coming from the otherwise occupied mouth of an outrageously well endowed cartoon girl.

I hate this competition you’re having with [classic swim]. Not like hate hate, but amusing hate. Like I hate it but don’t yous stop. 

[scoobdog]

18 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said:

I hate this competition you’re having with [classic swim]. Not like hate hate, but amusing hate. Like I hate it but don’t yous stop. 

I think I get some credit for not actually posting said cartoon porn.  I mean, i could, but I really care about all of you.

Heck, if any of you decided to start chatting me up while on the shitter, I'd turn off the porn and actually talk back.  That's how much I care.

[-Kudasai-]

I need silence when taking care of business.

[naraku360]

If you're talking to someone mid-piss, does that qualify as being a livestreamer?