is there anything worse than a bathroom chatter?

[Raptorpat]

-nt

[The_annoying_one]

That’s entirely dependent upon whether you are the one using the bathroom, or if you’re the chatterer.

[Raptorpat]

"hello sir, I see you are trying to relax your muscles enough to pee in a public restroom around other people, let me initiate a small talk conversation"

[[classic swim]]

Bathroom scatter.

I’d rather tune out their talking than have them miss the bowl and start hitting the walls and everywhere.

[André Toulon]

35 minutes ago, [classic swim] said:

Bathroom scatter.

I’d rather tune out their talking than have them miss the bowl and start hitting the walls and everywhere.

You mfer....I was about to use splatter but make this same post...you have made a dangerous foe this day, my friend 🤬.

[[classic swim]]

2 minutes ago, André Toulon said:

You mfer....I was about to use splatter but make this same post...you have made a dangerous foe this day, my friend 🤬.

 Sorry for cheesing you off, Buddy.

[[classic swim]]

I should’ve said splatter but my scatter brain thought of the word ‘scat.’

[André Toulon]

Just now, [classic swim] said:

 Sorry for cheesing you off, Buddy.

........

I hate my inability to gauge tone here.  Not sure if you're joking, legit think I'm mad, or patronizing me....

And for that

 

[André Toulon]

1 minute ago, [classic swim] said:

I should’ve said splatter but my scatter brain thought of the word ‘scat.’

Nah, I was upset because scatter was so much more appropriate. 

[[classic swim]]

1 minute ago, André Toulon said:

........

I hate my inability to gauge tone here.  Not sure if you're joking, legit think I'm mad, or patronizing me....

And for that

 

I’m always fuckin around    my forum thread questions have been outlawed.

[André Toulon]

1 minute ago, [classic swim] said:

I’m always fuckin around    my forum thread questions have been outlawed.

.....while I do feel they had their place...I'm not mad at that

[[classic swim]]

Knew I had to call it quits but I kept poking so it’s my fuckup.

[katt_goddess]

Something worse? 

No toilet paper in the dispenser after the work has already begun.

The only available stall being an active hazmat zone.

Some stranger's toddler playing peek-a-boo under the door when you are going in for the wipe.

Getting your foot tapped in a bathroom stall in the Twin Cities airport. 

[[classic swim]]

I just don’t like the toilet seats. I’ll wait till I get home if it means I won’t be getting crustaceans. 

[Insipid]

A bathroom chatter? We mocking ESL students here? Your English is a fucking suck, yeah.

[Raptorpat]

chatterer

[scoobdog]

Yes.  Bathroom orgasms are worse.  It’s not like you want to hear someone get her or his insides rearranged, but you can’t just cheer them on either.  All you can do is stand there silently peeing on the urinal partition.

[1pooh4u]

No idk who raised these weird people that think it’s ok to carry a conversation with someone trying to use the bathroom.  
 

I’m not crazy about people using public (or private too f that) toilets and talking on the phone at the same time.   Idw to hear that shit, c’mon man 

Edited March 9, 2024 by 1pooh4u
English hard sometimes

[SwimOdin]

And the people that talk on the phone when pooping, what the fuck? I would be so mad to find out the person I’m talking to currently has feces leaving their body. It’s gross and disrespectful. I’m Victorian.

[viperxmns]

gotta do the thing where you're pooping in a public restroom (heaven forbid) and then start giggling at your own poop or fart noises

[naraku360]

Dinner served on a poopoo platter.

[Mix]

 

[molarbear]

On 3/8/2024 at 12:18 PM, Raptorpat said:

-nt

https://www.yahoo.com/news/rare-whale-seriously-injured-boat-210913448.html?guccounter=1

[Raptorpat]

... technically... that is worse than someone too comfortable to socialize in the bathroom