rpgamer Posted March 25 Posted March 25 The monetary value feels pretty irrelevant when the social value is completely gone. 5 1 Quote
katt_goddess Posted March 25 Posted March 25 On 3/25/2025 at 8:35 PM, 1pooh4u said: Right?!? Anyone thinking this valuation wasn’t literally beat out of whoever makes those decisions, instead of an honest valuation is a fuckin moron. Expand "Say I'm pretty and I'll give you $100!' 1 2 Quote
naraku360 Posted March 26 Posted March 26 On 3/25/2025 at 8:35 PM, 1pooh4u said: Right?!? Anyone thinking this valuation wasn’t literally beat out of whoever makes those decisions, instead of an honest valuation is a fuckin moron. Expand Yeah, @Master-Debater131 is a fuckin moron. 3 Quote
PenguinBoss Posted March 26 Posted March 26 On 3/25/2025 at 1:56 PM, Master-Debater131 said: Elon Musk’s X obtains $44bn valuation in sharp turnaround https://www.ft.com/content/d4616dec-c4c7-417f-8549-134710bbc5b1 So much for running it into the ground. X has completely rebuilt its value and is now worth the same as what it was purchased for. Expand Paywalled. What exactly do they attribute to it making up what it lost and more than doubling its initial value? Did it go up every time a user said the N word? I'm sure it's a coincidence that it happened after Musk was given a position to cut funding to everything he doesn't like. 1 3 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted March 26 Posted March 26 On 3/26/2025 at 3:02 AM, PenguinBoss said: Paywalled. What exactly do they attribute to it making up what it lost and more than doubling its initial value? Did it go up every time a user said the N word? I'm sure it's a coincidence that it happened after Musk was given a position to cut funding to everything he doesn't like. Expand I just want to point out that this is literally not even snark, this is just by far the most likely scenario. Quote
Sieg67 Posted March 27 Posted March 27 (edited) https://www.latintimes.com/house-democrats-tear-white-house-assigning-musk-signalgate-investigation-dumb-f-kin-idiot-579370 Although a bit misleading, I like the headline. What it refers to... ""It must say 'dumb f***in idiot' written across all our foreheads," DCCC wrote on X." Edited March 27 by Sieg67 2 Quote
1pooh4u Posted March 28 Posted March 28 Not like anyone will go after him but maybe just maybe if we make it out of these 4 years he’ll get locked up for fraud and interference 4 Quote
SwimOdin Posted March 28 Posted March 28 That seems perfectly legal and not at all fraudulent. 2 Quote
katt_goddess Posted March 28 Posted March 28 On 3/28/2025 at 10:46 PM, SwimOdin said: That seems perfectly legal and not at all fraudulent. Expand This is the exact same thing that Drumpf has done - have a property that goes to shit, claim to have sold it at a loss for the tax benefits, really just 'sells' it to some other company that -surprise- he's the sole owner of under all the fine print. Rinse, repeat. 100% fraudulent but it takes an auditor with an actual spine and balls AND money to go after him since he sues anyone who says anything bad about him. 5 Quote
1pooh4u Posted Saturday at 02:00 AM Posted Saturday at 02:00 AM On 3/28/2025 at 10:10 PM, Raptorpat said: Expand That explains that ridiculous valuation it received that got what’s her face all wet in the pants 🙄 1 3 Quote
Sieg67 Posted Saturday at 02:26 AM Posted Saturday at 02:26 AM On 3/28/2025 at 10:10 PM, Raptorpat said: Expand 3 Quote
SwimOdin Posted Saturday at 02:33 AM Posted Saturday at 02:33 AM Conspiracy theory time! What if everything he did and he’s doing was to clear the way for this bizarre and most likely illegal shuffling of debt? He’s much less likely to suffer any consequences now, and he can rid himself of the albatross he turned Twitter into. 1 Quote
Sieg67 Posted Saturday at 02:44 AM Posted Saturday at 02:44 AM There's also all of this to think about. 6 Quote
discolé monade Posted Saturday at 09:11 PM Posted Saturday at 09:11 PM On 3/29/2025 at 7:58 PM, Insipid said: "Free speech absolutist." Expand wait...does that hat say "i'm right about everything'? 1 Quote
Top Gun Posted Saturday at 09:45 PM Posted Saturday at 09:45 PM On 3/29/2025 at 9:11 PM, discolé monade said: wait...does that hat say "i'm right about everything'? Expand Even better, it says "Trump was right about everything." 2 Quote
Insipid Posted Monday at 08:16 PM Posted Monday at 08:16 PM This awkward mongoloid looking freak is supposed to represent the virtues of the Aryan race. Such ostentatious retardation. 🙄 1 3 Quote
discolé monade Posted Monday at 09:40 PM Posted Monday at 09:40 PM (edited) shhhhhh listen... can you hear the ketamine dry mouth and the uh uh uh also...i guess he doesn't understand how federal rulings work. also also 10:05-lame duck smooshy handshake incoming. Edited Monday at 09:43 PM by discolé monade 1 2 Quote
katt_goddess Posted Tuesday at 12:12 AM Posted Tuesday at 12:12 AM On 3/31/2025 at 9:30 PM, SwimOdin said: Flagrantly on the spectrum Expand Only if ketamine abuse causes adult-set autism. 2 Quote
discolé monade Posted yesterday at 09:27 AM Posted yesterday at 09:27 AM (edited) Legendary investor Warren Buffett has announced that Berkshire Hathaway will acquire Tesla for a staggering $1 trillion in cash. The 94-year-old “Oracle of Omaha,” long known for his disinterest in tech stocks and electric vehicles, reportedly contacted Elon Musk directly to make the unprecedented offer. “While I’ve publicly maintained that I don’t understand tech companies, I’ve secretly been driving a Cybertruck around my Nebraska neighborhood at night,” Buffett reportedly told investors on an early morning conference call on Tuesday, April 1. Perhaps most surprising is that Elon Musk has agreed to remain with the company, taking on the newly created role of “chief meme officer” while Buffett will personally oversee day-to-day operations. Reveal hidden contents APRIL FOOLS! This article is entirely satirical and was published on April 1, 2025. Warren Buffett has not acquired Tesla, and all quotes and information in this piece are fictional. Edited yesterday at 09:29 AM by discolé monade 5 Quote
Raptorpat Posted yesterday at 04:06 PM Posted yesterday at 04:06 PM Idk that this is what he had in mind when he declared today was liberation day 5 Quote
discolé monade Posted yesterday at 04:21 PM Posted yesterday at 04:21 PM looks. like. a. political. liability. .... ... you don't fucking say? 4 Quote
SwimOdin Posted yesterday at 07:08 PM Posted yesterday at 07:08 PM Who will cuck first between the two of them? 2 Quote
Dark_Cloud_Overhead Posted 23 hours ago Posted 23 hours ago This just means they finally understand having him out in the front of the cameras day in, day out is getting to be really bad for them. He'll simply move back into the shadows some, but I fully expect he'll still be there with his money, pulling the strings for as long as this administration lasts. 2 Quote
katt_goddess Posted 23 hours ago Posted 23 hours ago 23 hours ago, Dark_Cloud_Overhead said: This just means they finally understand having him out in the front of the cameras day in, day out is getting to be really bad for them. He'll simply move back into the shadows some, but I fully expect he'll still be there with his money, pulling the strings for as long as this administration lasts. Expand 60-40. It'll really depend on if he even has the money to do anything anymore and/or if his own growing k-fueled paranoia allows him to even remain in the US. Drumpf hates losers and hates sharing the spotlight. Husk is now losing record amounts of money, lost an election that he was funding heavily [ including that lotto which...turns out was rigged because both of the 'random winners' just happen to work for the gop in some capacity ], and could be losing at least one of his companies if things continue. I'm also guessing his kid wiped more boogers on things. 3 Quote
_lost_username_ Posted 8 hours ago Posted 8 hours ago 23 hours ago, Dark_Cloud_Overhead said: This just means they finally understand having him out in the front of the cameras day in, day out is getting to be really bad for them. He'll simply move back into the shadows some, but I fully expect he'll still be there with his money, pulling the strings for as long as this administration lasts. Expand Musk isn't going to step out into the shadows. He wants to be recognized as a genius. He loves the attention. He spent $44 billion on Twitter so he could have friends that would tell him nice things about himself. He uses props on stages in front of crowds because he loves the attention. The dude is a narcissist and isn't going to step back. He is going to distort things and cry a little bit, then try to get attention again. It's bad for Trump in that he's tied himself to someone just like him, except the narcissism turned up to 11. I think there is a bit of fear as to what would happen if Trump didn't act delicately and E.M. started going after members of the administration to his followers. 2 Quote
scoobdog Posted 4 hours ago Posted 4 hours ago 8 hours ago, _lost_username_ said: Musk isn't going to step out into the shadows. He wants to be recognized as a genius. He loves the attention. He spent $44 billion on Twitter so he could have friends that would tell him nice things about himself. He uses props on stages in front of crowds because he loves the attention. The dude is a narcissist and isn't going to step back. He is going to distort things and cry a little bit, then try to get attention again. It's bad for Trump in that he's tied himself to someone just like him, except the narcissism turned up to 11. I think there is a bit of fear as to what would happen if Trump didn't act delicately and E.M. started going after members of the administration to his followers. Expand I think the damage may have already been done. It seems odd to me that Trump has given Musk as much leash as he as, especially given how others in a position of power in his admin have been quickly and unceremoniously dropped when there was any chance of them upstaging or taking credit from Trump in front of his base. Part of that is the obvious distraction that Musk provided while Trump worked his way through his unpopular tariff program, and I suspect that's why he announced Musk stepping back in May. However, I think part of it is that Trump might be scared of what Musk could do if provoked. Of all the people Trump has dealt with, Musk is the only one that has a legitimate cult-of-personality, and that makes him a wildcard. It's no secret that Trump has been attempting to build on his own cult ever since his first election, and, for the most part, it's been stagnant - the people he counts has his most ardent followers tend to be extreme ideologues who have a conditional relationship with Trump. At least before the election, Musk's cult was populated by people who were solely tied to his image as an innovator, entrepreneur and all around wealthy guy - the kind of people Trump would have relied on in his Apprentice days. The problem is that Trump is competing for fans with a guy who has a tighter and more recent hold on them, and there is always the possibility that, should Trump go after Musk, Elon could readily mobilize his deranged fans against Trump. That's not to say that Trump can't or won't turn on Musk, just that he's perhaps more aware of the risks than his hubris in other areas might suggest. It may well be that Trump is waiting for Musk to damage his own base further in pursuit of Trump's goals, but that's not a sure thing. Trump can't simply let Musk take the fall for his own bad ideas without there being blowback if and when he does nothing in the wake of Musk being sidelined. He's in a something of a pickle thanks to his own incompetence. Should Musk decide he wants another role in the government after his DOGE run ends, Trump will have to react in his typical manner and start finding ways to denigrate Musk publicly, and he runs a real risk of losing his own cult in the process. 2 Quote
Dark_Cloud_Overhead Posted 4 hours ago Posted 4 hours ago (edited) 8 hours ago, _lost_username_ said: Musk isn't going to step out into the shadows. He wants to be recognized as a genius. He loves the attention. He spent $44 billion on Twitter so he could have friends that would tell him nice things about himself. He uses props on stages in front of crowds because he loves the attention. The dude is a narcissist and isn't going to step back. He is going to distort things and cry a little bit, then try to get attention again. It's bad for Trump in that he's tied himself to someone just like him, except the narcissism turned up to 11. I think there is a bit of fear as to what would happen if Trump didn't act delicately and E.M. started going after members of the administration to his followers. Expand Well, yeah that's why I added on "some" there. I think you're right and he's still going to be out there on his own and continue tweeting as much as ever. Just I don't think they're gonna want to have him seen in White House meetings or out on the campaign trail stumping for candidates anymore. Edited 4 hours ago by Dark_Cloud_Overhead 1 Quote
1pooh4u Posted 3 hours ago Posted 3 hours ago On 4/2/2025 at 9:27 AM, discolé monade said: Legendary investor Warren Buffett has announced that Berkshire Hathaway will acquire Tesla for a staggering $1 trillion in cash. The 94-year-old “Oracle of Omaha,” long known for his disinterest in tech stocks and electric vehicles, reportedly contacted Elon Musk directly to make the unprecedented offer. “While I’ve publicly maintained that I don’t understand tech companies, I’ve secretly been driving a Cybertruck around my Nebraska neighborhood at night,” Buffett reportedly told investors on an early morning conference call on Tuesday, April 1. Perhaps most surprising is that Elon Musk has agreed to remain with the company, taking on the newly created role of “chief meme officer” while Buffett will personally oversee day-to-day operations. Reveal hidden contents APRIL FOOLS! This article is entirely satirical and was published on April 1, 2025. Warren Buffett has not acquired Tesla, and all quotes and information in this piece are fictional. Expand When it said Buffet has been “secretly driving a Cybertruck at night” that was one clue it was a joke. He probably hasn’t actually driven a car himself in the last 40 years 😆 Quote
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