rpgamer Posted March 25 Posted March 25 The monetary value feels pretty irrelevant when the social value is completely gone. 5 1 Quote
katt_goddess Posted March 25 Posted March 25 2 hours ago, 1pooh4u said: Right?!? Anyone thinking this valuation wasn’t literally beat out of whoever makes those decisions, instead of an honest valuation is a fuckin moron. "Say I'm pretty and I'll give you $100!' 1 2 Quote
naraku360 Posted March 26 Posted March 26 3 hours ago, 1pooh4u said: Right?!? Anyone thinking this valuation wasn’t literally beat out of whoever makes those decisions, instead of an honest valuation is a fuckin moron. Yeah, @Master-Debater131 is a fuckin moron. 3 Quote
PenguinBoss Posted March 26 Posted March 26 13 hours ago, Master-Debater131 said: Elon Musk’s X obtains $44bn valuation in sharp turnaround https://www.ft.com/content/d4616dec-c4c7-417f-8549-134710bbc5b1 So much for running it into the ground. X has completely rebuilt its value and is now worth the same as what it was purchased for. Paywalled. What exactly do they attribute to it making up what it lost and more than doubling its initial value? Did it go up every time a user said the N word? I'm sure it's a coincidence that it happened after Musk was given a position to cut funding to everything he doesn't like. 1 3 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted March 26 Posted March 26 9 hours ago, PenguinBoss said: Paywalled. What exactly do they attribute to it making up what it lost and more than doubling its initial value? Did it go up every time a user said the N word? I'm sure it's a coincidence that it happened after Musk was given a position to cut funding to everything he doesn't like. I just want to point out that this is literally not even snark, this is just by far the most likely scenario. Quote
Sieg67 Posted Thursday at 11:46 PM Posted Thursday at 11:46 PM (edited) https://www.latintimes.com/house-democrats-tear-white-house-assigning-musk-signalgate-investigation-dumb-f-kin-idiot-579370 Although a bit misleading, I like the headline. What it refers to... ""It must say 'dumb f***in idiot' written across all our foreheads," DCCC wrote on X." Edited Thursday at 11:48 PM by Sieg67 2 Quote
1pooh4u Posted Friday at 06:04 PM Posted Friday at 06:04 PM Not like anyone will go after him but maybe just maybe if we make it out of these 4 years he’ll get locked up for fraud and interference 4 Quote
SwimOdin Posted Friday at 10:46 PM Posted Friday at 10:46 PM That seems perfectly legal and not at all fraudulent. 2 Quote
katt_goddess Posted Friday at 10:55 PM Posted Friday at 10:55 PM 6 minutes ago, SwimOdin said: That seems perfectly legal and not at all fraudulent. This is the exact same thing that Drumpf has done - have a property that goes to shit, claim to have sold it at a loss for the tax benefits, really just 'sells' it to some other company that -surprise- he's the sole owner of under all the fine print. Rinse, repeat. 100% fraudulent but it takes an auditor with an actual spine and balls AND money to go after him since he sues anyone who says anything bad about him. 5 Quote
1pooh4u Posted Saturday at 02:00 AM Posted Saturday at 02:00 AM 3 hours ago, Raptorpat said: That explains that ridiculous valuation it received that got what’s her face all wet in the pants 🙄 1 3 Quote
SwimOdin Posted Saturday at 02:33 AM Posted Saturday at 02:33 AM Conspiracy theory time! What if everything he did and he’s doing was to clear the way for this bizarre and most likely illegal shuffling of debt? He’s much less likely to suffer any consequences now, and he can rid himself of the albatross he turned Twitter into. 1 Quote
Sieg67 Posted Saturday at 02:44 AM Posted Saturday at 02:44 AM There's also all of this to think about. 6 Quote
discolé monade Posted Saturday at 09:11 PM Posted Saturday at 09:11 PM 1 hour ago, Insipid said: "Free speech absolutist." wait...does that hat say "i'm right about everything'? 1 Quote
Top Gun Posted Saturday at 09:45 PM Posted Saturday at 09:45 PM 34 minutes ago, discolé monade said: wait...does that hat say "i'm right about everything'? Even better, it says "Trump was right about everything." 2 Quote
Insipid Posted Monday at 08:16 PM Posted Monday at 08:16 PM This awkward mongoloid looking freak is supposed to represent the virtues of the Aryan race. Such ostentatious retardation. 🙄 1 3 Quote
discolé monade Posted Monday at 09:40 PM Posted Monday at 09:40 PM (edited) shhhhhh listen... can you hear the ketamine dry mouth and the uh uh uh also...i guess he doesn't understand how federal rulings work. also also 10:05-lame duck smooshy handshake incoming. Edited Monday at 09:43 PM by discolé monade 1 2 Quote
katt_goddess Posted yesterday at 12:12 AM Posted yesterday at 12:12 AM 2 hours ago, SwimOdin said: Flagrantly on the spectrum Only if ketamine abuse causes adult-set autism. 2 Quote
discolé monade Posted 3 hours ago Posted 3 hours ago (edited) Legendary investor Warren Buffett has announced that Berkshire Hathaway will acquire Tesla for a staggering $1 trillion in cash. The 94-year-old “Oracle of Omaha,” long known for his disinterest in tech stocks and electric vehicles, reportedly contacted Elon Musk directly to make the unprecedented offer. “While I’ve publicly maintained that I don’t understand tech companies, I’ve secretly been driving a Cybertruck around my Nebraska neighborhood at night,” Buffett reportedly told investors on an early morning conference call on Tuesday, April 1. Perhaps most surprising is that Elon Musk has agreed to remain with the company, taking on the newly created role of “chief meme officer” while Buffett will personally oversee day-to-day operations. Spoiler APRIL FOOLS! This article is entirely satirical and was published on April 1, 2025. Warren Buffett has not acquired Tesla, and all quotes and information in this piece are fictional. Edited 3 hours ago by discolé monade Quote
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