fuggnificent Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 Shes acting up in school. She manuevers like a pro wrestler dodging the ass cutting. When im done its like i just worked out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 Do you chase her around with a wooden spoon and say "Imma beat yo ass?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 So.... you get winded trying to spank a grade schooler. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted March 17, 2017 Author Share Posted March 17, 2017 So.... you get winded trying to spank a grade schooler. Shes strong, man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 Shes strong, man And you.... are the picture of health. Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mochi Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 ::]:: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted March 17, 2017 Author Share Posted March 17, 2017 And you.... are the picture of health. Lol 92lb 1st grader....her parts are brand new. Im weak and old. Funny story...my grandma threw her back out when beating my uncle back in the day. She was in the hospital for 6 weeks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 Slap her across the face. Use a box of crackers so it won't leave a mark Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 92lb 1st grader....her parts are brand new. Im weak and old. What?!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
God-Says-No Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 maybe dont beat your children since thats what awful mothers do and wont reinforce good behavior Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 92lb 1st grader....her parts are brand new. Im weak and old. Holy shit! How tall is she? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 maybe dont beat your children since thats what awful mothers do and wont reinforce good behavior Spankings aren't beatings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 Holy shit! How tall is she? Not tall enough to be 92 lbs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 maybe dont beat your children since thats what awful mothers do and wont reinforce good behavior Don't listen to this. Buy a couple big bags of Twizzlers and use them to box her ears. What kind of hell is she raising in school? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 92lb 1st grader.... Seriously, you need to get her on a diet now. That is not a healthy weight for a 6-7 year old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 Seriously, you need to get her on a diet now. That is not a healthy weight for a 6-7 year old. Do listen to this, though. Don't let her eat the Twizzlers after you hit her with them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 92lb 1st grader.... I don't think this is right......Neffie is 9 and not even close to that and while you are a moon, Maddie isn't that big. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 I don't think this is right......Neffie is 9 and not even close to that and while you are a moon, Maddie isn't that big. Raku said the same thing. She'd be bigger than Hercules in The Nutty Professor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 > damn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 Holy shit! How tall is she? Is that a lot? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PenguinBoss Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 Is that a lot? Maybe not for a horse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 Maybe not for a horse. lol she doesn't look big though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted March 17, 2017 Author Share Posted March 17, 2017 Fat shaming a child. Gee jolly. She is tall for her age. Her eating has slowed down a lot so im not worried. She was eating every waking hour for awhile there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 Fat shaming a child. Gee jolly. She is tall for her age. Her eating has slowed down a lot so im not worried. She was eating every waking hour for awhile there. I dunno I don't think she's big. She's cute Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted March 17, 2017 Author Share Posted March 17, 2017 I don't think this is right......Neffie is 9 and not even close to that and while you are a moon, Maddie isn't that big. Neffie is scrawny. Madison would snap her like a twig. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted March 17, 2017 Author Share Posted March 17, 2017 I dunno I don't think she's big. She's cute Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 Fat shaming a child. Gee jolly. She is tall for her age. Her eating has slowed down a lot so im not worried. She was eating every waking hour for awhile there. Bullshit. I'm taking Buddy's opinion that you don't know what she weighs and you just pulled that number out of your ass. If she was really that weight, she'd be morbidly obese and in danger of contracting diabetes as a child. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 You are the worst parent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 92lb 1st grader....her parts are brand new. Im weak and old. Funny story...my grandma threw her back out when beating my uncle back in the day. She was in the hospital for 6 weeks. Holy fuck, she is fat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 Bullshit. I'm taking Buddy's opinion that you don't know what she weighs and you just pulled that number out of your ass. If she was really that weight, she'd be morbidly obese and in danger of contracting diabetes as a child. You can't be endangered of getting child diabetes if you already have it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houdini Splicer Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 Whatever you do, don't spank her when you're angry. Take some time to cool off first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 You can't be endangered of getting child diabetes if you already have it. I sincerely hope that is not the case. Diabetes is a horrific disease. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 I sincerely hope that is not the case. Diabetes is a horrific disease. It really is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted March 18, 2017 Author Share Posted March 18, 2017 Holy fuck, she is fat. Shes perfection. Youll never be on her level. And neither would any retards you could spawn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted March 18, 2017 Author Share Posted March 18, 2017 Whatever you do, don't spank her when you're angry. Take some time to cool off first. No. I fought like hell for 20 minutes spanked that ass hard. Then no frozen yogurt. No beauty and the beast this weekend. And no phone or tablet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted March 18, 2017 Share Posted March 18, 2017 Shes perfection. Youll never be on her level. And neither would any retards you could spawn. She fat as fuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted March 18, 2017 Share Posted March 18, 2017 Fat shaming a child. Gee jolly. She is tall for her age. Her eating has slowed down a lot so im not worried. She was eating every waking hour for awhile there. It's not fat shaming to say you're full of shit and that your kid clearly doesn't weigh 92lb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted March 18, 2017 Share Posted March 18, 2017 That girl is not 92 lbs. If you get winded by trying to chase her around, it's only because your not as healthy as you think you are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted March 18, 2017 Author Share Posted March 18, 2017 That girl is not 92 lbs. If you get winded by trying to chase her around, it's only because your not as healthy as you think you are. She really is 92lbs. She gets on my scale. And i dont chase her. I said shes like a pro wrestler. She kind of bears down all her weight and pushes me away from her bottom and i have to pull and (kinda) lift her until i can get to her booty. I cant just smack her hands. Thats letting her off easy...she hates getting smacked on the booty lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted March 18, 2017 Share Posted March 18, 2017 She really is 92lbs. She fat as fuck, just like her fat ass mama. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted March 18, 2017 Share Posted March 18, 2017 Shes perfection. Youll never be on her level. And neither would any retards you could spawn. its a fugglet! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted March 18, 2017 Author Share Posted March 18, 2017 its a fugglet! Lets make more pretty fugglets! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted March 18, 2017 Share Posted March 18, 2017 Spankings are an inefficient punishment. What you need to do is condition the punishment response from an otherwise neutral stimulus. Starting them when they're a baby, hold an extremely cold piece of metal to the back of their neck while playing a tone. The infant will associate the tone with pain and soon the two sensations will be inexorably linked. Proceed with punishment schedules as usual, only instead of physical punishment, play the pain sound. The child will be much easier to train. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginguy Posted March 18, 2017 Share Posted March 18, 2017 This thread is why there is a Department of Children and Family Services.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted March 18, 2017 Share Posted March 18, 2017 No. I fought like hell for 20 minutes spanked that ass hard. Then no frozen yogurt. No beauty and the beast this weekend. And no phone or tablet. WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO BEAUTY AND THE BEAST!?!!!! ::: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEXobiologist Posted March 18, 2017 Share Posted March 18, 2017 This thread is why there is a Department of Children and Family Services.... why? there is nothing in here that would even warrant that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted March 18, 2017 Share Posted March 18, 2017 why? there is nothing in here that would even warrant that Except no Beauty and the Beast ... thats a crime against childhood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEXobiologist Posted March 18, 2017 Share Posted March 18, 2017 man, if i would have ran the punishment would have been much worse does she spiderman grip onto bare walls if you try to put her in a room too? that was my thing. i took my licks with few tears or tantrum but i would not let them seclude me into a room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEXobiologist Posted March 18, 2017 Share Posted March 18, 2017 Except no Beauty and the Beast ... thats a crime against childhood. you know what else is a crime against childhood? helicopter parenting but no one is doing anything about that either Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted March 18, 2017 Author Share Posted March 18, 2017 man, if i would have ran the punishment would have been much worse does she spiderman grip onto bare walls if you try to put her in a room too? that was my thing. i took my licks with few tears or tantrum but i would not let them seclude me into a room. Thats what has always made me the maddest. She doesnt think she deserves to be beaten and always makes excuses. You know my cousin i posted who has been robbing several stores? When she was little her mom wouldnt beat her. She wont take things from other kids and then fight them for it amd her mom did nothing. I dont want my child growing up thinking shes above punishment. And yes she has a spiderman grip but its on everything...the bed, the floor AND the walls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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