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I'm not sure how many of you are familiar with the 1962 movie masterpiece The Brain That Wouldn't Die. It's about a scientist trying to find a new body for his fiancee's head (which was the only part of her that he was able to salvage from the burning wreckage of her car). My daughter and I were kind of watching it this afternoon, and what hit us both was that the first place that he goes to look for a suitable body is a strip club. I was of the opinion that this was a reflection of the time, but she disagreed.

So, gentlemen, my question is, has anything changed in almost 60 years? Is a strip club still the place where one goes when looking for a body? Or are there other venues now preferred when looking for a body to put a head on? Where would you, if your partner were suddenly bodiless, start your search?

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12 minutes ago, mthor said:

I'm not sure how many of you are familiar with the 1962 movie masterpiece The Brain That Wouldn't Die. It's about a scientist trying to find a new body for his fiancee's head (which was the only part of her that he was able to salvage from the burning wreckage of her car). My daughter and I were kind of watching it this afternoon, and what hit us both was that the first place that he goes to look for a suitable body is a strip club. I was of the opinion that this was a reflection of the time, but she disagreed.

So, gentlemen, my question is, has anything changed in almost 60 years? Is a strip club still the place where one goes when looking for a body? Or are there other venues now preferred when looking for a body to put a head on? Where would you, if your partner were suddenly bodiless, start your search?

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yeah...i dunno. the strip clubs around here aren't exactly drawing in bikini models for their staff. if it's solely for the body, i'm probably going to the local Y. 

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20 minutes ago, Kudasai said:

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Ok, so we were watching MST3K on YouTube.

(I do own an unriffed copy of it - it's the original, which starts out with a black screen and the head's voice whispering "let me die," which was cut out of later releases.)

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I'd go to one of those cross fit gyms.  

They're always getting injured...you show up with a van done up like an ambulance and take your pick...

Nothing against the ladies at the stripclub...they just seem like a group of people who would be prepped and looking out for a possible abduction/brain swap....I'm not trying to get stabbed

 

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Honestly I'm shocked that the wave of female empowerment the past few years hasn't been an extinction-level event for strip clubs.

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3 hours ago, Mix said:

I'd go to one of those cross fit gyms.  

They're always getting injured...you show up with a van done up like an ambulance and take your pick...

Nothing against the ladies at the stripclub...they just seem like a group of people who would be prepped and looking out for a possible abduction/brain swap....I'm not trying to get stabbed

 

 

8 hours ago, wacky1980 said:

yeah...i dunno. the strip clubs around here aren't exactly drawing in bikini models for their staff. if it's solely for the body, i'm probably going to the local Y. 

See, this is what I thought, and not just for the aesthetics - I'd want my partner to have a fairly fit and healthy body (fit enough to open jars and take stuff down cellar, anyway). If somebody's going to the gym, they're at least minimally invested in their health, and it's faster than breaking into a medical database and reading charts until I find an ideal specimen.

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5 hours ago, scoobdog said:

Still?  I doubt it was the best place 60 years ago.

So where would you go?

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1 hour ago, Seight said:

Honestly I'm shocked that the wave of female empowerment the past few years hasn't been an extinction-level event for strip clubs.

It's not as big a wave as you might think.

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8 hours ago, mthor said:

I'm not sure how many of you are familiar with the 1962 movie masterpiece The Brain That Wouldn't Die. It's about a scientist trying to find a new body for his fiancee's head (which was the only part of her that he was able to salvage from the burning wreckage of her car). My daughter and I were kind of watching it this afternoon, and what hit us both was that the first place that he goes to look for a suitable body is a strip club. I was of the opinion that this was a reflection of the time, but she disagreed.

So, gentlemen, my question is, has anything changed in almost 60 years? Is a strip club still the place where one goes when looking for a body? Or are there other venues now preferred when looking for a body to put a head on? Where would you, if your partner were suddenly bodiless, start your search?

@mthor  I never been in a strip club   familiar with the film when mst3k did it or I know what day did it and everything I seen that one but  I think it would just be you know I would imagine like websites like a webcam  girl site / fans only/porn sites

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I used to go to the strop club every Friday night, would never sit at the stage but at the bar where my friend was a bartender... she was better looking and had a better mind on her than all the women put together.... she’d serve me strong drink... tits around and they played pretty good music too... by 11pm I was ready for the night wherever that might be....

i hooked up with a few strippers, but I always knew what it was about...

they all were either heading to nursing school, in nursing school or career stripper it seemed

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35 minutes ago, ghostrek said:

@mthor  I never been in a strip club   familiar with the film when mst3k did it or I know what day did it and everything I seen that one but  I think it would just be you know I would imagine like websites like a webcam  girl site / fans only/porn sites

The object of the exercise is to get a body. One can't stitch the head of one's beloved onto a website. So where would you go to get a body?

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35 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said:

I used to go to the strop club every Friday night, would never sit at the stage but at the bar where my friend was a bartender... she was better looking and had a better mind on her than all the women put together.... she’d serve me strong drink... tits around and they played pretty good music too... by 11pm I was ready for the night wherever that might be....

i hooked up with a few strippers, but I always knew what it was about...

they all were either heading to nursing school, in nursing school or career stripper it seemed

But is that where you'd go to get a body?

(I must have gone to a dull nursing school. We all had jobs at the hospital.)

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18 minutes ago, mthor said:

The object of the exercise is to get a body. One can't stitch the head of one's beloved onto a website. So where would you go to get a body?

@mthor  okay dating websites then

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2 hours ago, ghostrek said:

@mthor  okay dating websites then

Ok, I guess, but if you're familiar with the movie, you'll recall that there was a time constraint. Could you set up and have a date within one or two days (I'm not trying to be mean; I've never done the online dating thing)?

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Ok, I guess, but if you're familiar with the movie, you'll recall that there was a time constraint.

@mthortinder is a dating site  How to slam bam thank you ma'am or sir crowd  it would work I hear a lot of serial killers do that I don't know I'm not a serial killer i am not on tinder

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@mthortinder is a dating site  How to slam bam thank you ma'am or sir crowd  it would work I hear a lot of serial killers do that I don't know I'm not a serial killer i am not on tinder

Omg stfu

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2 hours ago, ghostrek said:

@mthortinder is a dating site  How to slam bam thank you ma'am or sir crowd  it would work I hear a lot of serial killers do that I don't know I'm not a serial killer i am not on tinder

So, you're a butcher and you know where serial killers hang out?

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I'm thinking that the whole idea of hitting up the strip club [ other than for titilation sake in the movie itself ] is the idea that no one would miss a stripper. The stereotypical 'stripper' in the 60's was seen as having no close family, few real friends that would miss them, no serious relationships that would cause someone to know they are missing immediately, willing to quit a job and wander off to some other job without any real notice given, and basically a fringe-dweller. No one pays attention to the face too so fresh body in the light of day that no one would be able to fully identify in the daylight. 

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21 hours ago, mthor said:

Ok, so we were watching MST3K on YouTube.

(I do own an unriffed copy of it - it's the original, which starts out with a black screen and the head's voice whispering "let me die," which was cut out of later releases.)

Still a better movie than Plan 9...which is not saying much :|

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1 hour ago, Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung said:

Final Sacrifice is a classic.

”I wonder if there’s beer on the sun.”

"Rowsdowermobile, away!"

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1 hour ago, Kudasai said:

Still a better movie than Plan 9...which is not saying much :|

The video I took of the neighbor's car getting towed was better than  Plan 9.

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1 hour ago, katt_goddess said:

I'm thinking that the whole idea of hitting up the strip club [ other than for titilation sake in the movie itself ] is the idea that no one would miss a stripper. The stereotypical 'stripper' in the 60's was seen as having no close family, few real friends that would miss them, no serious relationships that would cause someone to know they are missing immediately, willing to quit a job and wander off to some other job without any real notice given, and basically a fringe-dweller. No one pays attention to the face too so fresh body in the light of day that no one would be able to fully identify in the daylight. 

Well, fresh head, anyway. Body'd be gone.

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18 hours ago, scoobdog said:

Hiking trail.

My daughter and I discussed the answers, and she was really enthusiastic about this. Her face lit up, her eyes glowed, and she was all, "oh, yeah, hiking trail, cut one out of the pack, people disappear on hiking trails all the time..." It was a little scary, but kind of nice to know that the apple didn't fall far from the tree.

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2 hours ago, DragonSinger said:

The ID Channel has killed any thoughts of hiking for me unless there are a shit load of people on the trail.

Inorite?

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1 hour ago, Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung said:

Bummer. Then again, I understand.

I seriously didn't know that wilderness killers were on a scale with truck driver killers until like two years ago. They just be killing folks out of boredom. It pissed me off watching a few murder episodes back to back because wilderness killers be some long-distance running sonsofbitches with the stamina of Jason Voorhees.

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7 minutes ago, DragonSinger said:

I seriously didn't know that wilderness killers were on a scale with truck driver killers until like two years ago. They just be killing folks out of boredom. It pissed me off watching a few murder episodes back to back because wilderness killers be some long-distance running sonsofbitches with the stamina of Jason Voorhees.

I have no idea why you would subject yourself to the ID channel.  That shit is designed specifically to piss you off.

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