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my of Godzilla vs Kong review


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Just now, mthor said:

Goddammit, ghostie, the only reason I gave you a thumbs up was because you finally made a video. I still have no idea about whether I want to see this.

it's too fast paced there's not enough character development did that makes it feel Pat fast paced to me anyways

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Just now, scoobdog said:

You did it.

 

 You did the roar.

 

 Also thanks to your review, I will not be seeing this spectacle.  I like my characters developed.

well they do change over time but it just feels like it's does not a focus of the story which is weird criticism for a Godzilla movie but yeah I seen Godzilla movies that the characters go nowhere they seem  more deep and complex than   what we got

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It took me longer to sift through your post than it did to watch that video.  How it that a review,  you hated on one single aspect of the movie without ever talking about  the movie.. You talked more about the older movies.  

You suck at this.  Check out my reviews for lessons

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1 hour ago, ghostrek said:

well they do change over time but it just feels like it's does not a focus of the story which is weird criticism for a Godzilla movie but yeah I seen Godzilla movies that the characters go nowhere they seem  more deep and complex than   what we got

Wait, by developed you weren't talking about titties?

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The original and both remakes have that vaguely imperialist/racist human sacrifice thing, but I think only the '76 one has actual exposed breasts.  The original Godzilla was actually supposed to be serious commentary and not exploitive, so nudity was kind of out of the question I think.

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The bone structure of your face man, i never noticed before because you usually just look straight at the camera, but moving around and getting a look at your face from different angles?

Ghostrek if you cleaned up nice and kept your mouth shut, chicks would approach you at the bar.

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12 minutes ago, SwimModSponges said:

The bone structure of your face man, i never noticed before because you usually just look straight at the camera, but moving around and getting a look at your face from different angles?

Ghostrek if you cleaned up nice and kept your mouth shut, chicks would approach you at the bar.

He needs to fix is horrifying hair and dress differently.  From what little I can see of that shirt it's hideous.

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12 minutes ago, ghostrek said:

anyone else seen the movie  and what they think

I did, but your review sucks and I'm not helping you out with a discussion. In fact, I'll do a real review tonight so you can see what the people want, and I don't even have to waste resources making a vid

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4 minutes ago, André Toulon said:

I did, but your review sucks and I'm not helping you out with a discussion. In fact, I'll do a real review tonight so you can see what the people want, and I don't even have to waste resources making a vid

It better be about the nastiest, raunchiest, fuck porn 

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54 minutes ago, tsar4 said:

"So, uhhh - what's my motivation?"

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okay I was originally talking about the human characters but yeah I don't think the monster characters really you know it suffered that much considering you know there's the fucking stars

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55 minutes ago, tsar4 said:

"So, uhhh - what's my motivation?"

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but sometimes the memes to make themselves tsuburaya was a great set special effects supervisor director  it's a shame that he never played with that stuff ilm has either back in the 70s or now

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6 hours ago, ghostrek said:

anyone else seen the movie  and what they think

I did.   Like the fact the little girl "Jia" is played by a deaf actress and is 4th gen.  That's pretty cool.

Found the dude assisting Eleven and the New Zealand kid that was all conspiracy theories to be poor comical relief and kinda sucky.  The evil daughter lady of the corp owner as also a miss her only redeeming fact was being a bit of eye candy.

Enjoyed the Mechagodzilla,  disliked King Kong as always.   

Preferred Godzilla: King of Monster by far.

7.5/10 if I'm being generous.  Fell kinda flat.

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7 hours ago, Le Guignon said:

I did.   Like the fact the little girl "Jia" is played by a deaf actress and is 4th gen.  That's pretty cool.

Found the dude assisting Eleven and the New Zealand kid that was all conspiracy theories to be poor comical relief and kinda sucky.  The evil daughter lady of the corp owner as also a miss her only redeeming fact was being a bit of eye candy.

Enjoyed the Mechagodzilla,  disliked King Kong as always.   

Preferred Godzilla: King of Monster by far.

7.5/10 if I'm being generous.  Fell kinda flat.

@Le Guignon that's pretty much what I got about seven out of 10 I mean  I really dislike the conspiracy theory stuff right now particularly maybe in five years it would be funny again but now it's just like too soon considering what happened  January 6th

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20 minutes ago, ghostrek said:

@Le Guignon that's pretty much what I got about seven out of 10 I mean  I really dislike the conspiracy theory stuff right now particularly maybe in five years it would be funny again but now it's just like too soon considering what happened  January 6th

You didn't say any of that.....I don't even think you saw the movie.

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