ghostrek Posted March 23, 2021 Posted March 23, 2021 (edited) hey if you got bit by a vampire and they stop sucking your blood and said your blood tasted too fatty told you need to get tested for cholesterol would you be A. offended B.thankful C.or confused because you just got bit by a vampire and it refusing to suck your blood Edited March 31, 2021 by ghostrek
ghostrek Posted March 23, 2021 Author Posted March 23, 2021 1 minute ago, Ric said: Ok, ask the funny question. I did
Ric Posted March 23, 2021 Posted March 23, 2021 2 minutes ago, ghostrek said: I did But you said it was funny. I think any vampire would be able to tell my blood is fatty by looking at me.
ghostrek Posted March 23, 2021 Author Posted March 23, 2021 3 minutes ago, Ric said: But you said it was funny. I think any vampire would be able to tell my blood is fatty by looking at me. ok
stilgar Posted March 23, 2021 Posted March 23, 2021 20 minutes ago, Ric said: Ok, ask the funny question.
mthor Posted March 23, 2021 Posted March 23, 2021 50 minutes ago, ghostrek said: hey if you got bit by a vampire and they stop sucking your blood and said your blood tasted too fatty told you need to get tested for cholesterol would you be A. offended B.thankful C.or confused because you just got bit by a vampire and it for refusing to suck your blood Shatner turned 90 today, and this is all you've got?
ghostrek Posted March 23, 2021 Author Posted March 23, 2021 Just now, mthor said: Shatner turned 90 today, and this is all you've got? Captain Kirk might be a vampire
ghostrek Posted March 23, 2021 Author Posted March 23, 2021 8 minutes ago, bnmjy said: I'd want to see him suck on fugg's period blood. 8 minutes ago, bnmjy said: I'd want to see him suck on fugg's period blood. gross on so many levels 🤢🤢🤮 1
PhilosipherStoned Posted March 23, 2021 Posted March 23, 2021 B I guess, but I'd be more interested in testing all the tropes than the fact I have a cholesterol problem. Does it count excessively, does it loath garlic, what happpens if I stab it in the heart with a wooden steak. Does UV light burn it etc..
ghostrek Posted March 23, 2021 Author Posted March 23, 2021 Just now, PhilosipherStoned said: B I guess, but I'd be more interested in testing all the tropes than the fact I have a cholesterol problem. Does it count excessively, does it loath garlic, what happpens if I stab it in the heart with a wooden steak. Does UV light burn it etc.. that would be interesting I wonder where it happens if you set off a nuclear weapon in a vampire den or something ie Dracula's castle
PhilosipherStoned Posted March 23, 2021 Posted March 23, 2021 (edited) Depends on the vampire cannon I guess. I think the ones from the Castlevania series have some weird reincarnation thing going on to where even if one supreme vamp dies it reincarnates into a random body kind of like possession or something. Castlevania's lore is a trip. I just got a crash course tbh. Edited March 23, 2021 by PhilosipherStoned
scoobdog Posted March 23, 2021 Posted March 23, 2021 So.... Are we talking.... A. "Funny" as in "ha ha" B. "Funny" as in "?" C. "Funny" as in "ok that wired" ?
ghostrek Posted March 23, 2021 Author Posted March 23, 2021 3 hours ago, scoobdog said: So.... Are we talking.... A. "Funny" as in "ha ha" B. "Funny" as in "?" C. "Funny" as in "ok that wired" ? c
nameraka Posted March 23, 2021 Posted March 23, 2021 No. I have no idea what the question was. I'm just assuming this is the best answer.
SwimModSponges Posted March 24, 2021 Posted March 24, 2021 Vampires just trying to scare me by reminding me of my mortality so i willingly become their thrall in the hopes that they turn me some day. I'm hip to your game vampire. I'll not fall for your ruse. 1
Sawdamizer Posted March 24, 2021 Posted March 24, 2021 1 hour ago, SwimModSponges said: Vampires just trying to scare me by reminding me of my mortality so i willingly become their thrall in the hopes that they turn me some day. I'm hip to your game vampire. I'll not fall for your ruse. Man, do you even know what kind of hot dice you have to roll for that kind of shit? 1
SwimModSponges Posted March 24, 2021 Posted March 24, 2021 They never turn you into a vampire, they just keep you as a servant until you die. Its a con. 1
stilgar Posted March 24, 2021 Posted March 24, 2021 11 minutes ago, SwimModSponges said: They never turn you into a vampire, they just keep you as a servant until you die. Its a con. Guillermo? 2
wacky1980 Posted March 24, 2021 Posted March 24, 2021 On 3/22/2021 at 10:56 PM, PhilosipherStoned said: vampire cannon this thread full of gold, and i'm hung up on a cannon that shoots vampires. 1
André Toulon Posted March 29, 2021 Posted March 29, 2021 Ah, here's a good place to dump this https://balleralert.com/profiles/blogs/74yo-grandmother-speaks-on-being-sexually-harassed-derrius-guice/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=facebook 1
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