ghostrek Posted March 23, 2021 Share Posted March 23, 2021 (edited) hey if you got bit by a vampire and they stop sucking your blood and said your blood tasted too fatty told you need to get tested for cholesterol would you be A. offended B.thankful C.or confused because you just got bit by a vampire and it refusing to suck your blood Edited March 31, 2021 by ghostrek Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Posted March 23, 2021 Share Posted March 23, 2021 Ok, ask the funny question. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted March 23, 2021 Author Share Posted March 23, 2021 1 minute ago, Ric said: Ok, ask the funny question. I did Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Posted March 23, 2021 Share Posted March 23, 2021 2 minutes ago, ghostrek said: I did But you said it was funny. I think any vampire would be able to tell my blood is fatty by looking at me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted March 23, 2021 Author Share Posted March 23, 2021 3 minutes ago, Ric said: But you said it was funny. I think any vampire would be able to tell my blood is fatty by looking at me. ok Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted March 23, 2021 Share Posted March 23, 2021 20 minutes ago, Ric said: Ok, ask the funny question. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted March 23, 2021 Share Posted March 23, 2021 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted March 23, 2021 Author Share Posted March 23, 2021 @PhilosipherStoned Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted March 23, 2021 Share Posted March 23, 2021 50 minutes ago, ghostrek said: hey if you got bit by a vampire and they stop sucking your blood and said your blood tasted too fatty told you need to get tested for cholesterol would you be A. offended B.thankful C.or confused because you just got bit by a vampire and it for refusing to suck your blood Shatner turned 90 today, and this is all you've got? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted March 23, 2021 Author Share Posted March 23, 2021 Just now, mthor said: Shatner turned 90 today, and this is all you've got? Captain Kirk might be a vampire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted March 23, 2021 Share Posted March 23, 2021 I'd want to see him suck on fugg's period blood. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted March 23, 2021 Author Share Posted March 23, 2021 8 minutes ago, bnmjy said: I'd want to see him suck on fugg's period blood. 8 minutes ago, bnmjy said: I'd want to see him suck on fugg's period blood. gross on so many levels 🤢🤢🤮 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted March 23, 2021 Share Posted March 23, 2021 B I guess, but I'd be more interested in testing all the tropes than the fact I have a cholesterol problem. Does it count excessively, does it loath garlic, what happpens if I stab it in the heart with a wooden steak. Does UV light burn it etc.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted March 23, 2021 Author Share Posted March 23, 2021 Just now, PhilosipherStoned said: B I guess, but I'd be more interested in testing all the tropes than the fact I have a cholesterol problem. Does it count excessively, does it loath garlic, what happpens if I stab it in the heart with a wooden steak. Does UV light burn it etc.. that would be interesting I wonder where it happens if you set off a nuclear weapon in a vampire den or something ie Dracula's castle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted March 23, 2021 Share Posted March 23, 2021 (edited) Depends on the vampire cannon I guess. I think the ones from the Castlevania series have some weird reincarnation thing going on to where even if one supreme vamp dies it reincarnates into a random body kind of like possession or something. Castlevania's lore is a trip. I just got a crash course tbh. Edited March 23, 2021 by PhilosipherStoned Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted March 23, 2021 Share Posted March 23, 2021 So.... Are we talking.... A. "Funny" as in "ha ha" B. "Funny" as in "?" C. "Funny" as in "ok that wired" ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted March 23, 2021 Author Share Posted March 23, 2021 3 hours ago, scoobdog said: So.... Are we talking.... A. "Funny" as in "ha ha" B. "Funny" as in "?" C. "Funny" as in "ok that wired" ? c Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted March 23, 2021 Share Posted March 23, 2021 Duly noted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted March 23, 2021 Share Posted March 23, 2021 You're gonna have to add an option D) Bleeding out 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted March 23, 2021 Share Posted March 23, 2021 No. I have no idea what the question was. I'm just assuming this is the best answer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted March 24, 2021 Share Posted March 24, 2021 Vampires just trying to scare me by reminding me of my mortality so i willingly become their thrall in the hopes that they turn me some day. I'm hip to your game vampire. I'll not fall for your ruse. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted March 24, 2021 Share Posted March 24, 2021 1 hour ago, SwimModSponges said: Vampires just trying to scare me by reminding me of my mortality so i willingly become their thrall in the hopes that they turn me some day. I'm hip to your game vampire. I'll not fall for your ruse. Man, do you even know what kind of hot dice you have to roll for that kind of shit? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted March 24, 2021 Share Posted March 24, 2021 They never turn you into a vampire, they just keep you as a servant until you die. Its a con. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted March 24, 2021 Share Posted March 24, 2021 11 minutes ago, SwimModSponges said: They never turn you into a vampire, they just keep you as a servant until you die. Its a con. Guillermo? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted March 24, 2021 Share Posted March 24, 2021 On 3/22/2021 at 10:56 PM, PhilosipherStoned said: vampire cannon this thread full of gold, and i'm hung up on a cannon that shoots vampires. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted March 29, 2021 Share Posted March 29, 2021 Ah, here's a good place to dump this https://balleralert.com/profiles/blogs/74yo-grandmother-speaks-on-being-sexually-harassed-derrius-guice/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=facebook 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted March 29, 2021 Share Posted March 29, 2021 They would probably still kill you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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