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Have you ever wanted to eat Mexican leftovers, but instead ate Rolo's and instantly regretted not eating the Mexican food, but now it's too late, since you've gotten full off of empty calories from a shit candy instead of delicious Mexican food? All because you were too lazy to go to the refrigerator, plate the food, heat it up, then clean it up? Happens to me. All the time. 

Far as pulling my pecker goes, nah. I don't play with myself. But I do shit a lot. My toilet gets a lot of action. And so does my Xbox lately. 

I just rambled on like a philosopher stoned novel. I'm bored. I could put this all into ghostrek language. If that would appease anyone. Fuck it. Let's do it.

Micixan fud good but me lazy and eat candy. me not want to get up and cook. me don't thump my dick. i poop. toilet happy. xxxbox gud. i rammmmmbeld like a stoned filosofer. i board. i speak my talk. make happy. bam bam. do eet.

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3 hours ago, Still Me said:

but fell asleep before you could, then woken up irritated cause you didn’t?

 

my.whole.damn.day.

I really need to know how this constitutes a whole day. Did this happen repeatedly over a twelve hour stretch? ‘Cause that seems a little silly. I mean after like the third time, most people would drink a cup of coffee or something...

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15 hours ago, nameraka said:

I really need to know how this constitutes a whole day. Did this happen repeatedly over a twelve hour stretch? ‘Cause that seems a little silly. I mean after like the third time, most people would drink a cup of coffee or something...

Na I’ve been pissed off about it all day

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